Nostalgic images from computers in the 90s.
Tiny detail noticed in favour of Severus Snape.



It’d actually be rude of England to win the rugby today. Like someone announcing their engagement at a friend’s wedding.
— Aisling Bea (@WeeMissBea) March 17, 2018
The birds have been busy. I like to think they had an early morning dance party. pic.twitter.com/Sq4rcepV4j
— Susan Calman (@SusanCalman) March 18, 2018
Some thoughts on this hat nonsense. Of course the BBC is biased against the left. It is also biased against the right. It’s impossible for a news service to be neutral. There is no such thing as neutrality. The centre is not neutral, it’s still a political position.
— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) March 18, 2018
Estate agent: Ange, what’s that thing called where people put horses? There’s one in the paddock at Honeysuckle Cottage.
Ange: *long pause* a horse house.
Estate agent: great, thanks. pic.twitter.com/zwIatw1NAM— Clare Mackintosh (@claremackint0sh) March 11, 2018
https://twitter.com/matthaig1/status/975509803270397953
Congratulations to Vladimir Putin for winning the election by the same score I got when teachers told us to mark our own tests and I didn’t want to make it look too suspicious.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) March 19, 2018
https://twitter.com/CopThatCooks/status/975122201312681986
If you think you’re a maths wizard, get a load of this guy. #Countdown pic.twitter.com/KHTuYqL7lv
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) March 19, 2018
In all probability this is one of the best blue plaques from @EnglishHeritage
cc #RealTimeChem @jimalkhalili @paulcoxon @Ri_Science @RogerHighfield pic.twitter.com/3TlIbxmSTy
— Prof Saiful Islam (@SaifulChemistry) March 19, 2018
If you hold hands with someone, your heart rates, breathing and brainwaves synchronise.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) March 20, 2018
https://twitter.com/_F_B_G_/status/976140864694161409
Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history'
me: pic.twitter.com/IHouxs8yp7
— Ali (@Azniac) March 20, 2018
https://twitter.com/_F_B_G_/status/977328898034753538
My friend Emma refused to take her husband’s surname when they got married, because his surname is Dale.https://t.co/7ANlLwulsC
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) March 21, 2018
#BonnetDeDouche everybody, not even this #Plonkers fake driving licence could stop their car being seized. Driver reported No DL & No Ins #A47 Terrington. #PotPourri #68 pic.twitter.com/OSJnN2RgII
— NS PoliceDogs (@NSPoliceDogs) March 21, 2018
https://twitter.com/DougExeter/status/976541016399364096
How long did Cain hate his brother for?
As long as he was Abel.— Jesus Tweets You (@JesusTweetsYou) March 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/SilviuMajor/status/976415235484672000
WORLDS STRONGEST MAN CHALLENGE IDEA: Cutting a single slice off a frozen loaf of bread.
— Matt Edmondson (@MattEdmondson) March 22, 2018
On passports, I still think the best idea is to let people choose their own colour:
Maroon passport = you can continue to travel freely, work and live across the EU.
Blue passport = you can’t do any of that but you have a blue passport.Everyone’s happy!
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) March 22, 2018
A man insisted I have his seat on the tube. Very nice of him, yes, but, great, that’s now me going to be lying in bed wide awake at 3am wondering if he thought I was either really old or pregnant.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) March 23, 2018
What Can Wash Away Our Sins? https://t.co/HQilb4bdKu
— The Church Sofa (@TheChurchSofa) March 23, 2018
The Inversnecky Cafe on Aberdeen Beach is famous for its puns and pithy messages, and I think this is one of the best! pic.twitter.com/P7lhI2Xrk3
— Neil Drysdale (@NeilDrysdale) March 21, 2018
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/977265276747206656
Finished the stitching.
Now gotta tuck the excess and put a back on. 💀 pic.twitter.com/xWHKopru2T— 🦇 🖤Toxic Cute🖤🦇 (@toxic_cute) March 20, 2018
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