Since fossils don't preserve soft tissue, it's hard to tell what dinosaurs might have looked like. Many artists just leave off possible feathers, quills and skin flaps. But if we drew modern animals the same way – well, baboons might look like this. 🖼️: https://t.co/kmWy3LBW5Jpic.twitter.com/yrYP8PeXWG
We're celebrating our 19th birthday today. Our last year of being a teenager. Won't be long before we have to talk about about mortgages, school runs, and the weather.
Our mangled idioms: head over heels (originally 'heels over head') have your cake and eat it (originally 'eat your cake and have your cake') a matter of life and death ('life OR death') cheap at half the price ('cheap at twice the price') and…don't eat with your mouth full.
Me, thinking about how messed up it is that the Flintstones move faster in their cars than normally, when it should be the other way round due to the excess weight they're carrying: "Oh, nothing in particular."
https://t.co/KyShZvaJoz is a Netflix parody site that streams content which is perfect to fall asleep to. Current shows include Tour de France 1992, Crossword Puzzle Tournament and Matthew McConaughey Watching Rain.
dough: a bread, an uncooked bread ray: of sun that cooks the bread me: a gal who eats the bread fa: ther also eats the bread so: da bread’s a kind of bread la: vash is another bread tea: a drink. anyway, bread! that will bring us back to dough
Despite a terrible night at the polls, UKIP successfully defend their safest seat: pic.twitter.com/0bWeKA1iZv
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) May 4, 2018
One of the best things about those ‘Dog greets owner they haven’t seen for a year’ type videos is that you know the dog would behave pretty much exactly the same even if the owner had only popped outside for 2 minutes to put the bins out.
France is banning shops from throwing away unsold clothes. Companies will be obliged to donate unsold items to recycling organisations or charities for reusehttps://t.co/pVck8lNBYj
Christian, Database Analyst for Compassion UK, Maths graduate from the University of Bath. I love God, and like good weather, bad jokes, cheesy music, piles of chocolate & time with friends.
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