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Love > Hate pic.twitter.com/iDzjmJ9qSt

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 19, 2018

‘Well it really was, to be honest, the good news of Jesus Christ- the good news that we are loved…it is a way of life that makes a difference to people’s lives & the life of the world. It is real. It is wonderful & it is meant for us all.’
– Bishop Michael Curry#royalwedding

— Nicky Gumbel (@nickygumbel) May 19, 2018

Quote of the Day
"When Love Is The Way, Poverty Will Become History"
Bishop Curry

— David Grant (@DavidGrantSays) May 19, 2018

It's my sad duty to inform you that LBC listeners are discovering what a 'sermon' is. https://t.co/b05TiqZuHv

— Fergus Butler-Gallie (@_F_B_G_) May 19, 2018

When the Queen crosses this lawn she can go diagonally and up and down #RoyalWedding pic.twitter.com/ItlfkKAk5G

— Cromerty 'I Do Voiceovers' York🎙 (@Cromerty) May 19, 2018

Brothers ❤️#RoyalWedding #HarryAndMeghan pic.twitter.com/gYuR7bYAAW

— BBC (@BBC) May 19, 2018

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— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) May 19, 2018

One Weird Trick To Getting Universal Healthcare That American Insurance Companies Don't Want You To Know pic.twitter.com/IvSwy0Efgo

— LadyBusiness (@LadyBusiness_) May 19, 2018

I didn't see much of yesterday's wedding coverage, but I'm surprised more people didn't spot this little detail… pic.twitter.com/4J1weJPjf4

— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) May 20, 2018

Quite a few folks are going on about the length of the Bishop‘s sermon.

It was 13 minutes.

I‘ve spent nearly 4 decades listening to black pastors & have no recollection of ever hearing a sermon that short.

In fact, I’ve heard longer Thanksgiving dinner prayers #RoyalWedding

— Eugene Scott (@Eugene_Scott) May 19, 2018

every time i feel giving up on anything i'm just going to look at this picture set and get my life pic.twitter.com/t7AFDO2DW7

— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) May 19, 2018

To hear the flowers used in yesterday's #RoyalWedding are now across London in hospices and women's refuges really brightens my heart, all those feeling such sadness will have such beauty to look at, hopefully they will smile just a little🌼💕🌼

— Big Ang (@AngieMitchell07) May 20, 2018

She's not the subtlest of photobombers pic.twitter.com/My2Ifh5bhv

— HUMOROUS ANIMALS (@CUTEFUNNYANIMAL) May 21, 2018

Fred the labrador takes nine ducklings 'under his paw' https://t.co/SILeULXsEs

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) May 21, 2018

i paid for a beer in cash last night and the bartender said “yes! cash! loving it!” and i said “same i’ve been getting back into acoustic money recently” and she did not laugh

— occlusal splint slut (@anton_labae) May 18, 2018

Monday: Greg

Tuesday: Ian

Wednesday: Greg

Thursday: Ian

Friday: Greg

Gregorian Calendar.

— Stu. (@dysondoc) May 20, 2018

For #WorldBeeDay, here are some rewritten lyrics to an old Gloria Gaynor song.

Long live the bees! 🐝 pic.twitter.com/nRr1p5ThZm

— Brian Bilston (@brian_bilston) May 20, 2018

This has pleased me no end. pic.twitter.com/WDCx23qJKZ

— Tom Berry (@moonbolt) May 20, 2018

Like a boss. pic.twitter.com/zy5GY37Vkt

— ערבי ותו לא! (@arbiv2lo) May 21, 2018

NEED a she-wee but can’t get to the shops?
Simply cut a 4 pinter in half and hey presto. @TwopTwips pic.twitter.com/cwO7mX0qOZ

— Andy Lycett (@AndyLycett) May 21, 2018

“All the train timetables have changed”
“So what time’s your train now?”
“Still whenever it feels like it”

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) May 22, 2018

By age 35 you should have at least one fork in your cutlery drawer that you just don’t like, and actively frown at if you accidentally grab it.

— Nutella Enchanted (@chrisopotamia) May 20, 2018

On this day in 9197 – Wormhole timetable changes bring time travel chaos for workers across the galaxy. Commuters to jobs in the future, and the past, face long delays and the replacement stargate service struggles to cope with long queues and overcrowding. pic.twitter.com/WGrjKo5Fy1

— OnThisDayInTheFuture (@dayinfuture) May 22, 2018

Breakfast bill just came to £30.06. There’s nothing worse than a contactless payment near-miss. #Gutted

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) May 23, 2018

“Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don’t die.”
–my son, 3, who is a lot smarter than I am

— Rebecca Hazelton (@hinxminx) May 21, 2018

Boris Johnson rules out snap election, signalling imminent snap election announcement.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) May 22, 2018

Honest work answers:

“How are you getting on?”
“I haven’t really known for many years”

“Are you busy?”
“Pretending to be!”

“Did you get my email?”
“Yes, I ignored it because it was silly”

“Free for a lunch meeting?”
“No, I’m afraid I’ll be eating lunch”

“Good day?”
“Nah”

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) May 23, 2018

Arsenic poisonings became less common in England after 1857, when the law was reformed to make divorce easier.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 23, 2018

The sound of your stomach rumbling is not because you’re hungry. It’s not even your stomach – it’s your small intestine cleaning itself after digesting food.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 23, 2018

GDPR email 1: We are changing the way we store data
GDPR email 2: You need to update your subscription to keep getting emails
GDPR email 3: Look you twat we need your updated details
GDPR email 4: We love you please update your settings
GDPR email 5: STOP IGNORING US YOU BELL

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 23, 2018

“Brexit will allow us to clean up our air” says government being taken to court by EU because of failure to tackle air pollution. pic.twitter.com/TkvVZMPphK

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 23, 2018

Under the new Good Dog Practice Regulations (GDPR) coming in this Friday I need to inform you that you already opted to hear from me by following me. My legal beagle says I needn't ask you to do it again (it's a common mistake).

— Monty's Dog Nigel 🐾 (@montysdognigel) May 23, 2018

If a goose gets sick or wounded mid-flight, two other geese drop out of the flying formation to escort the goose and protect it. They stay with it until it either dies or recovers.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 24, 2018

The Serpentine in London was the first man-made pond in the world designed to look as if it wasn't man-made.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 24, 2018

BREAKING: Federal judge says President Donald Trump cannot block his critics on Twitter without violating the First Amendment.

— The Associated Press (@AP) May 23, 2018

I'm not an expert in international relations, but I'd assume making a typo on an egotistical dictator's name is what's known in the trade as a 'no no'. He should get his wife Melanie to check his tweets first. pic.twitter.com/KIiEiHKPZn

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) May 24, 2018

GDPR is like the last day of uni, loads of people you barely met going "omg we should totally keep in touch" and me, nodding politely, taking no action whatsoever

— joe (@mutablejoe) May 21, 2018

GDPR is bigger than Beyoncé https://t.co/KvXvrEDtth pic.twitter.com/rWPtslNayz

— Jason Karaian (@jkaraian) May 22, 2018

Lot of films aren’t GDPR compliant, actually. pic.twitter.com/sXkynSBWRy

— Ian B (@TheAdmiral) May 21, 2018

just got a GDPR email from a company with every single recipient accidentally CCd in. Great start lads

— ben (@b3nfox) May 24, 2018

REMINDER: Before you head to bed, leave a USB stick of data and a plate of opt-ins out for Father GDPR and his Reindeer.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) May 24, 2018

Award-winning correction from @DailyMirror pic.twitter.com/pcAmzEYCHk

— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) May 24, 2018