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If the people carrying Barry Chuckle’s coffin don’t do “to me to you” comedy dies with him. #barrychuckle #chucklebrothers

— Stuart Laws (@laws2507) August 5, 2018

This ill-tempered exchange on the death of Barry Chuckle reads like a tribute to his act. pic.twitter.com/5xwDbQJ9Ki

— Matthew Sweet (@DrMatthewSweet) August 5, 2018

A slow, minor-key version of the Chucklevision theme played on a ukulele for the next John Lewis Christmas advert.

— Stephen Graham 🇺🇦 (@StephenCVGraham) August 5, 2018

Fave #ChuckleBrothers gags. Barry to Paul in their beds in the middle of the night:

‘What time is it?’

‘Dunno. Pass me that trombone & I’ll find out.’

*blows trombone loudly*

Someone shouts: ‘WHO’S THAT PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2AM?’

😃

— Anna Macarthur (@MacarthurAnna) August 5, 2018

Instead of being sad, watch this video of Barry Chuckle performing 'To Me, To You (Bruv)' with @TinchyStryder https://t.co/TXj3pGf6re

— HuffPost UK (@HuffPostUK) August 5, 2018

The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. The symbol for Save is still a floppy disk.

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) December 28, 2014

If you bump into someone you havent seen in 7 years, every cell has been replaced and they're someone new entirely. You don't have to say hi

— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) November 3, 2014

"If you could take one thing from a burning house, what would it be?" THE FIRE. I WOULD TAKE THE FIRE AND PUT IT OUTSIDE. Easy. Next.

— Sacha Fernando (@sacha_is_good) March 21, 2014

I once managed to convince a friend that Dutch cars don't have handbrakes.

— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) April 22, 2017

My father was terrible for making up German words when I started German at school: einen Flippenfloppenleibenschloppen (windscreen wipers)

— Nel Norris (@NelNorris) April 22, 2017

We convinced a visiting American student that you need a visa to get into Wales; when we drove there for a rugby match, we hid him in the boot

— Bear Bad Man (@Bear_Bad_Man_) August 5, 2018

Convinced my Mum that an entire A-Z of musical notes existed but they had only been able to invent instruments that could play A-G

— Alex Jamieson http://www.jammocomics.co.uk (@Alex_Jamieson) April 22, 2017

Convinced our kids colours were not invented until 1939 and showed them black & white films to prove it including The Wizard of Oz to show the moment colour became real.

— ★ Unklerupert 💙 BBBBB (@unklerupert) August 5, 2018

Buzz Aldrin administered communion wafer and wine to himself while on the Moon.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) August 4, 2018

Happy #Caturday pic.twitter.com/PTMSNwmEkD

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) August 4, 2018

Not gonna lie, I honestly thought J-Lo’s trousers had fallen down. pic.twitter.com/Dz1ElhaVsE

— Baz (@bazlyons) August 4, 2018

A man just brought his very small daughter into the shop with the express goal of "smelling the books." We think this is a 10/10 practice and we encourage others to do the same.

— Waterstones Clifton (@WstonesClifton) August 5, 2018

BMW begins stockpiling parts in case of no-deal Brexit, with the exception of indicators – which its cars don’t have.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) August 6, 2018

Today is #InternationalCatDay – expect all cats to strut around like we own the place. Expect the same again tomorrow.

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) August 8, 2018

this was posted at my dads work and I’m CRYING!!!! RT to help Clara find an orange cat pic.twitter.com/KuqzMgUBL1

— ˗ˏˋlaurenˊˎ˗ (@lauren_jade44) August 1, 2018

Best Selling Musical Artists By English County of Origin – https://t.co/14z9FixXbI pic.twitter.com/B15VctN9Dq

— Brilliant Maps (@BrilliantMaps) August 8, 2018

In the "I'm getting old" department.., a kid saw this and said, "oh, you 3D-printed the 'Save' Icon." pic.twitter.com/rwgCpSjfDQ

— Bill Gross (@Bill_Gross) October 17, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

— 𝒥𝓊𝓃𝒾𝓅𝑒𝓇 🌻 (@sunshineskies7) July 22, 2018

Age does not indicate adulthood. Vacuums do. If the thought of getting a fancy, expensive vacuum doesn’t excite you, congrats, you’re not an adult yet… live it up. If it does, I’m sorry to break it to ya but you’re an adult, buddy.

— krissy🏔 (@krissyclimbs) July 25, 2018

Tried to do the Hokey Pokey today. No mention in the song about tail feathers. Shook them all about anyway. THAT’s what it’s all about!

— Big Bird (@BigBird) August 8, 2018

Doors closed 15 minutes ago. As we do every evening, we've turned all the books upside down so the words don't fall out overnight. It may seem like a silly waste of time, but ask yourself this; when did you last see piles of words on a Waterstones carpet? That's right – NEVER.

— Waterstones Swansea (@swanseastones) August 8, 2018

This was our family last week.
And every single week before that. pic.twitter.com/uvI1SAnVMd

— BBC One (@BBCOne) August 8, 2018

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. pic.twitter.com/6CjKUgAFeK

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 9, 2018

At last: an ice cube tray which delivers on its shape promise! pic.twitter.com/s5GPyR53Qc

— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) August 9, 2018

There’s always a tweet… pic.twitter.com/G8XzYMKttO

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 9, 2018

Heard a caller on the radio this morning saying she had given her daughter Harriet, 2, the middle name 'Danger' so when she grows up she can say DANGER IS MY MIDDLE NAME #TotalClass #WishIdThoughtOfThat

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) August 10, 2018

Reaction as Rupert Murdoch's News Corp posts loss of $1.4bn: pic.twitter.com/mAYKGtuCqJ

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) August 10, 2018