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#recap ‘My dad’s office and the office across the way are having a post-it note war’https://t.co/EEVtFSgDzJ pic.twitter.com/crBStK0wJj

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 1, 2018

Taking an extreme interpretation of a very narrow mandate on an impossibly oversimplified question with unknown consequences where the winning side broke the law, cheated and lied = democratic

Asking the people to have a final say now it’s clear what’s involved = not democratic pic.twitter.com/XaiJOVPag7

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) September 2, 2018

Surely it wouldn't be a second referendum – it'd would be a new referendum on the final deal with the EU?
I don't remember voting on that before…

— LCTR (@LCTRgames) September 2, 2018

#recap Employment Application Of The Dayhttps://t.co/36ckzyBBY7 pic.twitter.com/VqC35zRyOF

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 1, 2018

Bangers and mash for dinner pic.twitter.com/xGY7IsBQDL

— Gunge (@Alexkinloch) August 31, 2018

Ha. The A404 cannot be found. pic.twitter.com/QB52f80q21

— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) September 2, 2018

Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!”

Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.”

— Allison Raskin (@AllisonRaskin) September 1, 2018

Whole lot of love for Sadiq Khan pissing on bellends’ chips by approving the balloon of him to be flown over London. Teenage rebellion loses its flavour when your parents drive you there.

— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) September 1, 2018

MONDAY MOTIVATION (for grown ups)
At least you don't have to go to school today

MONDAY MOTIVATION (for children)
At least you don't have to go to work today

— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 3, 2018

Nice of Johnson to admit that he didn’t try during his two years as Foreign Secretary… pic.twitter.com/k3npI2xF3x

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) September 3, 2018

Can’t wait to find out your door numbers & exactly where your kids go to school tomorrow & what they look like & their names!

— Katherine Ryan (@Kathbum) September 3, 2018

Did John Lewis just drop their Christmas Advert in September? #johnlewis

— Ben Hewis (@benhewis) September 4, 2018

End of an era – the old logos were just so good. It does look like John Lewis and Waitrose are now an solicitors firms. I wonder what's the logic behind the tree stripes? #ohwell pic.twitter.com/EHbV51WMkm

— Radim Malinic (@brand_nu) September 4, 2018

John Lewis has re-branded – logo now looks an up-market beach towel

— Chris Choi (@Chrisitv) September 4, 2018

John Lewis may have changed its logo and brand [now: ‘John Lewis and partners’], but I see it retains its enthusiasm for taking a pop classic and kookifying it in its ads https://t.co/3R3TAZJ8Oz

— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) September 4, 2018

Surprise retail move of the day: John Lewis have rebranded and renamed. pic.twitter.com/t0UYq66ZqQ

— dan barker (@danbarker) September 4, 2018

Terry, week one: I have made my own face
Terry, week two: I have made a chocolate eiffel tower
Terry, week nine: I have made a fully functioning steam train out of sherbert and chocolate chip cookies#GBBO

— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 4, 2018

Karen: "I'm writing song lyrics in icing"
Terry immediately starts icing out all seven Harry Potter books#GBBO

— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 4, 2018

Government unveils new Brexit ad campaign: pic.twitter.com/qy008bQyrk

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) September 5, 2018

Happy to come and lead a Bible study at the offices of the Taxpayers’ Alliance so we can talk about how radical Jesus’ statement actually is. How about it, guys? https://t.co/9JMmCHg5Kc

— Andy (@waltonandy) September 5, 2018

Over on Facebook, Fiona can’t believe it’s nearly dark and it’s not even 8 o’ clock yet.

YOU’RE 46, FIONA. HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE IT WHEN YOU SEE IT HAPPEN EVERY SINGLE YEAR.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 6, 2018

"To be taking a jacket, or to not be taking a jacket? That is the question." – Hamlet, September 6th 2018

— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 6, 2018

#recap Baby’s Projectile Poo Ruins/Enhances Portraithttps://t.co/hOPXKIZBro pic.twitter.com/fcyCQ5JAVt

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 8, 2018

The MasterMind game box people from 1972 reunited for an updated photo and it is awesome. pic.twitter.com/UaeDsjEvhl

— Andrew King (@twitandrewking) September 3, 2018

Ooh reckon Theresa’s had a Saturday night Cinzano on an empty stomach… #PMfuntweets https://t.co/r2PWdtOtIu

— sara cox💙 (@sarajcox) September 8, 2018