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This is the one weekend every 2 years where many of us take an interest in golf. A united Europe vs the US. Until the 70s it was just the UK vs the US and we got completely battered, but today, together, we compete. I’m sure there are no political applications of this scenario.

— Tim Farron (@timfarron) September 30, 2018

It’s the origin point of the road grid! 1st Street and 1st Avenue (although, technically East Houston Street and Avenue A would be (0,0)). #GeometricSightSeeing #NYC pic.twitter.com/YL8XUiAvud

— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) September 30, 2018

This exchange between @AndrewMarr9 and @theresa_may needs reading
(via @MarrShow, @MichaelPDeacon) pic.twitter.com/oIa9H2rWRZ

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) September 30, 2018

Last year Theresa may told an NHS nurse there was no “ magic money tree “ – but she can find 120m for a festival of brexit .

— ciaran the euro courier 🇪🇺🇮🇪 (@vanmaneuro) September 30, 2018

My loves, some people are reporting I'm quitting the show. Absolute rubbish! I'm NEVER quitting. Whether they want me or not, I'm never going! 😄 Love you all and love @bbcstrictly! #BBCstrictly

— Anton Du Beke (@TheAntonDuBeke) October 1, 2018

As Liam Payne hints at a One Direction reunion, police warn that they take public threats very seriously.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) October 2, 2018

Science Fact: If you fill the world’s oceans with porridge you would ruin bloody everything

— Dave (@davechannel) October 2, 2018

Ending free movement.

On the left: your current free zone. You can work, travel, study, love, retire across this area. No visas. Includes non-EU members.

On the right: your future free zone (assuming CTA with Ireland).

Can *anyone* explain how this is increasing opportunity? pic.twitter.com/vXoe2pnkWw

— Seb Dance (@SebDance) October 2, 2018

In French we don't say 'ninety nine,' instead we say 'quatre-vingt dix neuf' which translates as 'we don't have a functional numerical system.'

— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) October 2, 2018

After you’ve bought them though, m’kay? https://t.co/mPD8WPitLl

— Waterstones (@Waterstones) October 3, 2018

OK, we take it back… 😂 @AlisonHammond2 #ThisMorning30 pic.twitter.com/jdUUMD8QSg

— This Morning (@thismorning) October 3, 2018

The key to writing
Poetry
Is to put
The
Words on different
Lines
So they seem
Profound
And cover up your
Incompetency#NationalPoetryDay

— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 4, 2018

DD/MM/YYYY
other formats can be confusing https://t.co/3a5CAbRnWj

— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) October 4, 2018

As Boris Johnson’s Telegraph salary is revealed to be £275k, some suggest we use it to fund the NHS instead.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) October 4, 2018

Friday night and the pound is low
Worried about how Brexit will go
Where to place the new border
Screw up everything?
We’ll turn to anything

Boris thinks he could be that guy
Brains are low and the ego’s high
Speak a bit of Latin
Lie: everything is fine
He just wants to be PM https://t.co/FzjJtcDpuE

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 3, 2018