Women imagine life if men had a 9pm curfew.
What Matilda might be doing now.
I know every day there is a special moment, but Trump climbing the steps of Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe is one for the ages. pic.twitter.com/ZtaPxzQNST
— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) October 5, 2018
This is the one weekend every 2 years where many of us take an interest in golf. A united Europe vs the US. Until the 70s it was just the UK vs the US and we got completely battered, but today, together, we compete. I’m sure there are no political applications of this scenario.
— Tim Farron (@timfarron) September 30, 2018
It’s the origin point of the road grid! 1st Street and 1st Avenue (although, technically East Houston Street and Avenue A would be (0,0)). #GeometricSightSeeing #NYC pic.twitter.com/YL8XUiAvud
— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) September 30, 2018
They got a point. pic.twitter.com/Dfl6bMtxjh
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) September 30, 2018
Brilliant. pic.twitter.com/aaUxz6axQ5
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) September 30, 2018
This exchange between @AndrewMarr9 and @theresa_may needs reading
(via @MarrShow, @MichaelPDeacon) pic.twitter.com/oIa9H2rWRZ— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) September 30, 2018
Last year Theresa may told an NHS nurse there was no “ magic money tree “ – but she can find 120m for a festival of brexit .
— ciaran the Euro courier 🇪🇺🇪🇺#peoplesvote (@donnyc1975) September 30, 2018
My loves, some people are reporting I'm quitting the show. Absolute rubbish! I'm NEVER quitting. Whether they want me or not, I'm never going! 😄 Love you all and love @bbcstrictly! #BBCstrictly
— Anton Du Beke (@TheAntonDuBeke) October 1, 2018
I think they mean the date. 😂 pic.twitter.com/Clr9MU1RnZ
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) October 1, 2018
Dear Naps. pic.twitter.com/EkK2aCuoPA
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) October 1, 2018
World. Gone. Mad. https://t.co/7ejQdbve0K
— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) October 2, 2018
As Liam Payne hints at a One Direction reunion, police warn that they take public threats very seriously.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) October 2, 2018
Science Fact: If you fill the world’s oceans with porridge you would ruin bloody everything
— Dave (@davechannel) October 2, 2018
Ending free movement.
On the left: your current free zone. You can work, travel, study, love, retire across this area. No visas. Includes non-EU members.
On the right: your future free zone (assuming CTA with Ireland).
Can *anyone* explain how this is increasing opportunity? pic.twitter.com/vXoe2pnkWw
— Seb Dance MEP (@SebDance) October 2, 2018
In French we don't say 'ninety nine,' instead we say 'quatre-vingt dix neuf' which translates as 'we don't have a functional numerical system.'
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) October 2, 2018
After you’ve bought them though, m’kay? https://t.co/mPD8WPitLl
— Waterstones (@Waterstones) October 3, 2018
OK, we take it back… 😂 @AlisonHammond2 #ThisMorning30 pic.twitter.com/jdUUMD8QSg
— This Morning (@thismorning) October 3, 2018
The key to writing
Poetry
Is to put
The
Words on different
Lines
So they seem
Profound
And cover up your
Incompetency#NationalPoetryDay— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 4, 2018
Anxiety isn't weakness. Living with anxiety, turning up and doing stuff with anxiety, takes a strength most will never know. A trip to the supermarket can mean you defeat more monsters than in The Odyssey. It's not WHAT you do. It's what you OVERCOME to do it.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 4, 2018
DD/MM/YYYY
other formats can be confusing https://t.co/3a5CAbRnWj— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) October 4, 2018
As Boris Johnson’s Telegraph salary is revealed to be £275k, some suggest we use it to fund the NHS instead.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) October 4, 2018
There’re not wrong. pic.twitter.com/WNJ2cccxSZ
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) October 6, 2018
He tried his best. pic.twitter.com/wPhgGaJptl
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) October 5, 2018
Friday night and the pound is low
Worried about how Brexit will go
Where to place the new border
Screw up everything?
We’ll turn to anythingBoris thinks he could be that guy
Brains are low and the ego’s high
Speak a bit of Latin
Lie: everything is fine
He just wants to be PM https://t.co/FzjJtcDpuE— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 3, 2018
I spent too much time on this. #TheresaMay pic.twitter.com/4aODFe0VLU
— Luke (@Mr_LukeBenson) October 3, 2018
Thomas the Tank Engine theme song pic.twitter.com/L8tuzn6kOl
— Theresa May Dancing to Stuff (@dancingtheresaM) October 3, 2018
A valiant attempt by the American subtitler.. pic.twitter.com/EiVJOcvV0U
— (((Dotski))) (@dotski_w) October 4, 2018
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