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Skittles don’t tell me what to do. pic.twitter.com/zuyU2HX16E

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) October 27, 2018

Britain’s not going to believe how dark it is later #ClocksBack

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 28, 2018

Can you believe how dark it is though?

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 28, 2018

In 2015, Swindon police apologised for using their sirens unnecessarily on a residential street – they were trying to settle a debate among a group of four-year-olds as to whether the noise is "woo-woo" or "nee-nah".

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) October 27, 2018

so i officially found the goodest doggo on the internet today pic.twitter.com/JEibMzAIs1

— Ian Laking (@IHLaking) October 27, 2018

Apparently there's names and abstract diagrams for different types of parking garage configurations. pic.twitter.com/NYiFmatORB

— Chenoe Hart (@chenoehart) October 26, 2018

Got criticised for mocking that Trump doesn't read. That is not irrelevant. That he boasts about not reading is symptomatic of a man who has little respect for learning, empathy and imagination. It's a man who trusts only his gut, and who loves spectacle, and power over thought.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) October 28, 2018

Daylight saving. pic.twitter.com/sOJAXu21Rc

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) October 29, 2018

If you know someone who is training for a triathlon, please do check on them. It is almost always a cry for help.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) October 30, 2018

The ultimate baking test would be to have the contestants mums behind them whispering "I wouldn't do it like that" and see how long it takes them all to crack #GBBO

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) October 30, 2018

The rule "I before E except after C" has been disproved by science.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) October 31, 2018

MODERN HORRORS:
1. No wifi
2. Replacement buses
3. "We're out of houmous"
4. Calls from random numbers
5. Shopping centres on a Saturday
666. When you're queuing for self-service checkouts and you're not sure if a machine is free or just broken
7. Bake Off spoilers#Halloween

— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 31, 2018

Kanye West announces he’s quitting politics, after an illustrious career consisting of wearing a red hat for a couple of weeks.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) October 31, 2018

That guy’s email was rude, pompous and unprofessional, but he shouldn’t have had to resign. They should’ve just made him do a Vegan issue. Made the whole thing positive.

— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) October 31, 2018

It's Acaster VS Gilbert in an argument that didn't make it to air because, well, you'll probably see why. #Taskmaster pic.twitter.com/j9MCHJgyhM

— Dave (@davechannel) November 1, 2018

An extended look at @JamesAcaster making hula history. If this out-take tells us anything, it’s that putting your mind to something for 8 weeks sort of pays off #Taskmaster pic.twitter.com/PKNaDeUcGU

— Dave (@davechannel) November 2, 2018

I guess they finally took your advice pic.twitter.com/S2hT8lXPor

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 1, 2018

In 1875, a whiskey storehouse caught fire in Dublin, killing 13 people. None of the victims died from burns or smoke inhalation – they all died after the fire from alcohol poisoning as a result of drinking “freely of the derelict whiskey”.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 1, 2018

If you’re not in the queue then please stand far away from the queue, you’re upsetting everyone

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 2, 2018

Like, I totally get being vegan for the planet, but I find it hard to take from a man with a private jet. pic.twitter.com/3TIHz0WnGv

— Matt Richardson (@MattRichardson3) November 2, 2018

The most terrifying #Halloween #pumpkin courtesy of @IFLScience Facebook page #correlationIsNotCausation pic.twitter.com/fPfu0qiopV

— Holly (Woodland) Rafique (@hoollyywood) November 2, 2018

What!!!!! pic.twitter.com/ERsiqJYa30

— JOKUNLE (@Jokunle) October 31, 2018

Brexit 50p pic.twitter.com/CkqpaI1CUQ

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 29, 2018

Brexit 50p designs leaked pic.twitter.com/rFtuQF3Hq4

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) October 29, 2018

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— S̒ͭ́̈eͪ̾͋ǎ̢ͧ̎̒̂̒n̽ ̏̽͏Bͪ̈͐͑͏amf͢oͬ̆̉͊̒rͮ͋ͧ̋th (@seanbamforth) October 29, 2018

Me on November 1 👀 pic.twitter.com/x5J5hXuTvF

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) November 1, 2018

if a baby’s born at 1:59am and then its twin is born 2 minutes later but the clocks went back so now it’s 1:01am, which is older because the one born second will be older on paper but the one born first is actually 2 minutes older ??? https://t.co/hp2wEwMTET

— NDL Ringside (@NikoOmilana) October 28, 2018

For one last time before the #GBBOFinal, let’s #BakeASong. pic.twitter.com/kHlwRNGqye

— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 30, 2018

In all the sadness of this weekend, I wanted to share a thread that I know will remind you there is good and laughter and revelation in the world still x pic.twitter.com/c7yN54N4U1

— Minnie Driver (@driverminnie) October 29, 2018

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— Minnie Driver (@driverminnie) October 29, 2018

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— Minnie Driver (@driverminnie) October 29, 2018

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— Minnie Driver (@driverminnie) October 29, 2018

I don't wish to alarm anyone but you can get a Gareth Southgate themed Christmas jumper pic.twitter.com/FOQRULXNvH

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) November 2, 2018

I’m sure the UK will forgive the Brexiters for how they’ve fucked the country. Anyway, I’m off to burn the effigy of a man who’s been dead for 412 years.

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 2, 2018

#Greggs have reversed their logo for free promo in Fenwick's window's reflection 😂😂😂😂

Iconic. pic.twitter.com/iOHX0qS52N

— .steven (@steveythunder) November 2, 2018

You had one job! pic.twitter.com/O0gHHc45Ca

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) November 3, 2018

My daughter is called Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain. Similar reasons. https://t.co/rXZjZSHt1u

— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) November 7, 2016