One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them,
Packet of Werther's Originals. https://t.co/rpa7029s2A— Lissa Evans (@LissaKEvans) November 25, 2018
An Oompa Loompa, a guide to feigning interest, the planet Jupiter, a Twix. https://t.co/BzCBU31WTv
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) November 25, 2018
Candles. https://t.co/Mx3QpnfOO7
— Scott Pack (@meandmybigmouth) November 25, 2018
Stood here reading the track listing on the back of ‘Now 101’ and think it’s time to look seriously at being put into a home. pic.twitter.com/hspJBunjzf
— Andy (@alreadytaken74) November 24, 2018
That #Lindyhopathon was hilarious. The judges at the end looked they were arguing over what to order from the Chinese takeaway #CrispyDuck #Strictly 😂😂😂💃🏼
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) November 24, 2018
I so enjoyed the #strictly Lindehop judging shambles. It was so wonderfully British. Like a pre-emptive tribute to life after Brexit.
— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) November 26, 2018
A key point to a good relationship is having similar likes and interests. However, I’ve found the exact opposite applies when it comes to a tub of Celebrations.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 24, 2018
Thank you everyone who came out and supported the Romsey Christmas light switch on tonight. 🎄 pic.twitter.com/ZmlFiusy84
— Romsey Police (@RomseyPolice) November 24, 2018
Make your life that little bit easier with some useful lifehacks… pic.twitter.com/kHFJzgAoB3
— Dave (@davechannel) November 25, 2018
Dutch law forbids interrupting a worship service, so this church has been holding a service 24 hours a day for 27 days to protect a refugee family. Beautiful.🔥 https://t.co/sffKGh4qXa
— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) November 25, 2018
MONDAY MOTIVATION
This time next week it'll be socially acceptable to eat chocolate before breakfast.— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 26, 2018
Annual reminder.
If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 25, 2018
Biology is the only science where multiplication and division mean the same thing.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 26, 2018
Someone did this to Melania Trump’s creepy Christmas trees, and it’s all I’ve ever wanted today. pic.twitter.com/MwigcZxswR
— Dana Goldberg (@DGComedy) November 26, 2018
A trial of the initiative at a store in Exeter saw donations in the in-store box triple, according to Sainsbury’s.https://t.co/yBTHGLXkyi
— i newspaper (@theipaper) November 26, 2018
#BlowMindsWithATweet
If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you make the vacuum cleaner… and you yourself become a vacuum cleaner. pic.twitter.com/vxLYailUC9— Dave (@DraftieDawson) November 21, 2018
#BlowMindsWithATweet. Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton
— Elevatory McElevator (@AnElevat0r) November 21, 2018
BBC News – Giant inflatable Santa breaks free to hold up traffic https://t.co/lXKJMGOG6D
— Ineke Clewer (@InekeClewer) November 27, 2018
Thank you for all your lovely birthday wishes, much appreciated.
48 today. I’m now looking for someone who is 52 today, so we can have a Referendum-themed birthday party.— Richard Osman (@richardosman) November 28, 2018
#WednesdayWisdom pic.twitter.com/ZbVr45niw8
— Dave (@davechannel) November 28, 2018
We would like to throw our hat in the ring to host the #Brexitdebate. We can promise a constantly revolving stage, at least 3 gunge tanks and an air horn. The massive cow from Australia can host it. Done.
— Dave (@davechannel) November 29, 2018
My fave review of How to Stop Time. pic.twitter.com/JiB4noJDYm
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) November 30, 2018
This is the best description of brexit From @JamesAcaster pic.twitter.com/qgxLNKpa26
— James Corden (@JKCorden) November 29, 2018
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it. pic.twitter.com/VlwGEHECIt
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 1, 2018
Hands up all those who are happy to go back to square one. 🙋♂️ pic.twitter.com/GIKizQ2ZO4
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) November 26, 2018
Brexit: The Divorce #Brexit pic.twitter.com/HJOHZk0mUt
— Foil, Arms and Hog (@FoilArmsAndHog) November 29, 2018
View this post on InstagramCompletely obsessed (go to previous post for more gold)
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View this post on Instagramwhich setting do you toast on?? (via: @ivorygazelle)
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