Tonnes of tiny details from the Harry Potter films.
If board games were named accurately.
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Bold move to make people come to your wedding the Saturday before Christmas isn’t it
— Greg James (@gregjames) December 22, 2018
New security measures in place at Gatwick Airport.. pic.twitter.com/xh7dizEjIL
— Old London (@GreatestCapital) December 22, 2018
Most Christian Living books could be condensed into a great, tight essay. https://t.co/kSqkdOJhdj
— D. L. Mayfield (@d_l_mayfield) December 22, 2018
If you were born on the 1st of January 1990, your birth date is closer in time to the first man journeying into space than to today.
Enter your birth date at https://t.co/aoUqdeAaez for your own fact. Warning: it may make you feel old.— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) December 23, 2018
When you need that last minute gift for dad. pic.twitter.com/e3uZqirSh3
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) December 22, 2018
This was the first political photo I loved. It’s good, healthy and enjoyable to get on with your adversaries pic.twitter.com/2NN07n0I6g
— Matt Forde (@mattforde) December 22, 2018
A new element has been discovered! pic.twitter.com/WXMVDGUClo
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) December 23, 2018
I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) December 23, 2018
Only just realised that Gregg Wallace is in The Muppets Christmas Carol pic.twitter.com/a5FjhXg4E9
— Con. (@iamconnaugh) December 22, 2018
I could watch this for hours pic.twitter.com/KAJYgdMX7p
— Ian Fraser (@Ian_Fraser) December 13, 2018
Crazy to think that if Airbnb existed in Biblical times, Jesus would have been born in a loft conversion above a stranger’s garage.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) December 24, 2018
Mariah Carey beginning with “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then revealing she wants “you” is such a good burn
— Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) December 23, 2018
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a mouse…
Because I’d eaten it.— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 24, 2018
The 'bed-pan nativity' – for all those working in the NHS over the Christmas period – thank you x pic.twitter.com/UDJjcFyvF0
— Kate Wyles (@KateEWyles) December 24, 2018
The world goes crazy when Tesco shuts for one day pic.twitter.com/2ZieNxWXw9
— SH ❕ (@DontFollowStu) December 24, 2018
BREAKING: Santa shot down by military police over Gatwick.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) December 25, 2018
Live footage of the UK leaving the EU pic.twitter.com/TBqS2MGoqL
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) December 24, 2018
Christmas Eve – when there's twenty times more food in the house, but you're not allowed to eat anything.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 24, 2018
OK OK incoming best idea:
Muppet Les Miserables
Hugh Jackman is still Valjean but the rest of the cast are The Muppets.
I will accept no feedback this idea is already fully formed and perfect.— Candice Maplestreet (@Chellodello) December 23, 2018
Before you mock children for believing in Father Christmas, just remember there are grown adults who actually believe in Theresa May’s Brexit Deal. #MerryChristmas
— Prince Charles (@Charles_HRH) December 25, 2018
How Christmas changes when you get older. #MerryChristmas! pic.twitter.com/lOghOBrvoq
— Dave (@davechannel) December 25, 2018
I am *not* really a baker or a sculptor, which will be obvious from these pictures. However, I *am* really a fan of @AlexHorne and #Taskmaster – so I present to you in gingerbread form
THE TASKMASTER HOUSE, SEASON 7
Merry Christmas, everyone!#gingerbreadhouse pic.twitter.com/NPFiSbzr79
— Jenny Sparks (@SparkyRobot) December 25, 2018
In Australia, ‘Summertime’ by Will Smith is the most popular Christmas carol
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) December 25, 2018
The farty walk round the block is such an underrated part of Christmas Day
— Greg James (@gregjames) December 25, 2018
My entire childhood, I thought the old timey movie that Kevin watches in Home Alone (Angels With Filthy Souls) was actually an old movie.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) December 25, 2018
Traditional European Christmas Desserts pic.twitter.com/SAZb76pFAD
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) December 25, 2018
Morning all and a Merry Christmas to each and every one of you. If you want some company – feeling lonely or low – then we are here. Always use the hashtag #joinin, that way people can see you. Let yourself be known to us. I’ve got the kettle on. Who wants a cuppa? pic.twitter.com/4gGlI0Di6C
— Sarah Millican (@SarahMillican75) December 25, 2018
Good squirt this year pic.twitter.com/WqVjhXynFL
— James Acaster (@JamesAcaster) December 26, 2018
This is how they make cookie cutters and I can’t stop watching it. pic.twitter.com/6KKv1ttDhz
— Liam Martin (@LiamWBZ) December 25, 2018
"You down there, Boy. What day is Bins?" pic.twitter.com/YU0qF2LbVR
— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) December 25, 2018
A bargain at £29512665430652752148753480226197736314359272517043832886063884637676943433478020332709411004889.00 pic.twitter.com/5rkG2QQvnb
— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) December 26, 2018
— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) December 26, 2018
“SHOCK AS QUEEN REVEALS SHE LIVES IN A PALACE AND HAS NICE STUFF” 🙄 https://t.co/V1L2mWuVUi
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) December 26, 2018
The Queen’s having to get by with a hand-me-down piano from her great-great-grandmother; if that’s not austerity I don’t know what is.https://t.co/rPBTLxhULf https://t.co/qZl0C9pFwO
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 26, 2018
What’s hilarious, is that the piano is over 100 years, it’s not like she’s just gone out & blown hundreds of thousands on a Steinway !
Blame Queen Victoria if you not happy with the lavish interior & exterior of Buckingham palace ….— H's mummy (@elisabethbate) December 26, 2018
How Sarcasm Works So Well On Here, Lesson 12,456. pic.twitter.com/2733FeG12W
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) December 27, 2018
Ah, Boxing Day. When your house looks like it slept with it’s makeup on.
— Vonny LeClerc (@vonny_bravo) December 26, 2018
Smart motorways are only as clever as the stupidest drivers.
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) December 27, 2018
Can the next Mary Poppins sequel be a gritty drama about what she does every second Tuesday and why she requires it off?
— Michael Poppins Returns (@as_seenontv) December 26, 2018
Got a small grater in my cracker today. Ideal for… wait for it… Baby Cheeses pic.twitter.com/r7K5LX3H9C
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) December 26, 2018
Next year I'm doing xmas day on boxing day…someone in the queue @Morrisons today bought a £25 Turkey crown for £1. That's mental.
— Charlie Collier (@icharliecollier) December 26, 2018
What’s the most ridiculous thing you got for Christmas I’ll start pic.twitter.com/rkYGp5lM7E
— Bri (@BPtheGasStation) December 25, 2018
Isn’t it weird that we sleep? We deliberately lie down to be unconscious for a few hours. Every now and then it trips me out.
— Shappi Khorsandi (@ShappiKhorsandi) December 27, 2018
"Christianity started out in Palestine as a community, moved 2 Greece and became a philosophy, went 2 Rome and became an institution, and went 2 Europe and became a government. Finally, it came 2 America and became an enterprise. What might it take for us to return to community?"
— Adam Hunter (@adamhunteratc) December 27, 2018
The Church is partly in the mess it's in because of overestimating the power of preaching and underestimating the power of discipleship.
— Dan White Jr. (@danwhitejr) December 27, 2018
All concept of time has dissolved. Could be Friday. Could be Tuesday. Might be Saturday for the eighth day running. When on earth is Bin Day?
— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 28, 2018
Ok. As a HUGE Donald Duck fan, this got me totally emotional!
Best ad ever!!
pic.twitter.com/wMRwtIFJrI— Christopher D. Clegg (@chrisdclegg) December 26, 2018
Just found out that my daughter has tipped the Celebrations, Heroes and Quality Street all into one tub so I’ve just phoned the police and reported her.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) December 28, 2018
Glory be! We've just done an edition of #BBCPapers with no mention of the "B" word…
— Martine Croxall (@MartineBBC) December 28, 2018
Tested on animals. pic.twitter.com/ct60a2HCBX
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) December 28, 2018
Day 10 and they still haven't noticed i'm a chicken. pic.twitter.com/j9SCVDDwD8
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) December 28, 2018
Another wonderful crisp December day. The robins peck at whatever left over cheese they can find before they go into hibernation or turn back into pigeons in January. No one knows what day it is. Somewhere Jools Holland is being defrosted.
— Dave (@davechannel) December 29, 2018
My eating habits over the last few days have been like constantly putting your phone onto charge even though it's still at 98% battery life.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) December 29, 2018
Harry Kane has been awarded an MBE, which is the only medal he will receive whilst playing for Tottenham Hotspur. #NewYearsHonours
— Prince Charles (@Charles_HRH) December 29, 2018
OH MAN I HOPE THEY RECOVERED BOTH OF THE BOOKS https://t.co/LnbKn37dhC
— Beto al-Assad (@AliceAvizandum) December 27, 2018
2018 in one sentence 🤦♀️ https://t.co/492myPUBVf
— Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford) December 29, 2018
Tory MP John Redwood has been handed a knighthood.
Theresa May said the honours list should recognise politicians working to help children and tackle discrimination.
Redwood’s ex-wife, Gail: “In the 35 years we spent together John never gave in time and effort to any charity”
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 28, 2018
when someone tells me they didn't pick sugar puffs pic.twitter.com/VtXIoGrbrs
— Netflix UK & Ireland (@NetflixUK) December 29, 2018
Word of the day: VAÐLAHEIÐARVEGAVINNUVERKFÆRAGEYMSLUSKÚRAÚTIDYRALYKLAKIPPUHRINGUR (Icelandic) – the key ring of the key chain of the outer door to the storage tool shed of the road workers on a moor called Vaðlaheiði.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) December 29, 2018
Good advice. Have a Great weekend. pic.twitter.com/mqIatZDinm
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) December 29, 2018
I love how they check to make sure the dog is okay. 😍 pic.twitter.com/VDD0vBM5u6
— ANIMALS R US (@Animal_R_Us) December 27, 2018
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