Hungry gerbil rescued by armed police in Derby…
Problems today’s kids just won’t understand.
I tried the Marie Kondo method for decluttering my home and got rid of anything that didn’t spark joy. I feel really good about it but my husband and kids are ruining the moment by trying to get back inside the house.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) January 18, 2019
Take out a Private Eye subscription this weekend and as an added bonus you won't get a ticket to this https://t.co/JJ6itl6pQB
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) January 19, 2019
He may be 39 but he’s still clearly a miner. https://t.co/rypuVRX42J
— Nick Hewer (@Nick_Hewer) January 20, 2019
The rights we take for granted stand on the shoulders of giants. Remember. xx #callthemidwife @BBCOne pic.twitter.com/deFoEdplT2
— Call The Midwife (@CallTheMidwife1) January 20, 2019
Thanks to everyone who signed up to become a blood donor after watching last nights episode of @CallTheMidwife1! ❤️ https://t.co/vUuQqzgtHZ
— GiveBlood 🅰️🅱️🆎🅾️ (@GiveBloodNHS) January 21, 2019
Also this is so interesting to me – which way do you draw an X? Colored line being the first stroke pic.twitter.com/a0WTl8WT7P
— sixers smasey (@SMASEY) January 20, 2019
General consensus is that Americans do 7 & 8 while UK does 5 & 6. Probably how we were taught. Not sure about other countries
— sixers smasey (@SMASEY) January 20, 2019
I really hope I’m not the only person who thought they knew what number they were but had to draw an X in the air with their finger to double check.https://t.co/mjTdPuRAk7
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) January 20, 2019
Watching PMQ. I've watched it a few times. Given that it is – theoretically – a debating chamber, I've still never seen any PM say, to any question: you know what, that's a good point, hadn't thought of that, will now completely change my mind and/or policy.
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) January 21, 2019
I'm going to say the same thing about #BlueMonday as I do every year…
1) It's totally made up.
2) Mental health can affect you at anytime of year.
3) You deserve help if you're struggling – please just ask.
4) It may take time, but you can get better.❤️
— Ranj Singh (@DrRanj) January 21, 2019
When you walk down the street with your headphones in listening to the good track, do you also start walking to the beat shaking your head and do all actions like drinking coffee and crossing the street as if it’s a dance choreography?
— katya Jones (@Mrs_katjones) January 21, 2019
Hang on, do @British_Airways not realise that Dublin is not in the UK? Wow. pic.twitter.com/jIzCiOVtNj
— Aaron (@AaronBoardley) January 21, 2019
Blasted mouse has given me indigestion…
(Photo: @justin_ng) pic.twitter.com/FASbUcYxEk— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 22, 2019
So remember when we had those good old Nokia phones with proper buttons? i used to be able to type messages without even looking at the phone(at school under the desk, obvsly 😄) . Have you tried doing the same with iPhone? (or other touch screen phone) let me know how it goes !
— katya Jones (@Mrs_katjones) January 22, 2019
9. Mozart, hobnob. Delicious on its own, and the foundations of many other biscuits. pic.twitter.com/CW4omRSw3g
— Dr Leah Broad (@LeahBroad) January 22, 2019
(do read the whole thread on that one!)
Look at the hat my friend Rebecca just bought for me 🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/fbvL0DER4e
— Rufus Hound 🌨 (@RufusHound) January 26, 2019
“Get. Out. Of. The. Car.” pic.twitter.com/zmQCNcO3UA
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) January 22, 2019
While I am passionate about eradicating abortion, I’ve respected those who say abortion should be legal and rare, and that we should all work to make it rarer and rarer.
What happened in New York today breaks my heart and I hope it breaks yours… regardless of your politics.
— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) January 23, 2019
Crazy to think that every single one of us was, at one point, the youngest person in the world.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) January 24, 2019
— Matt Cartoons (@MattCartoonist) January 23, 2019
Amazon Prime subscribers are a higher social class than Netflix viewers, BARB finds.https://t.co/2Js0aElKBS
— i newspaper (@theipaper) January 24, 2019
My son asked me to explain #Brexit recently. So, I told him to imagine if he & 27 of his classmates pooled their Lego & built for years. Then one day, one of them wants to leave & would like their Lego back. The blue ones.
He immediately grasped how complicated that would be.
— Robert O'M (@ipcress) January 23, 2019
I’m 42 yet still don’t always feel like a proper grown up because I can’t stand the taste of tea or coffee and sleep cuddling a toy pig at night because otherwise I don’t know what to do with my arms.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) January 24, 2019
The often-right @caitlinmoran is righter than ever about the eternal idiocy of comedy being Awards-ignored because only “sad” subject matter counts. pic.twitter.com/Wr8ppnmbQi
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) January 25, 2019
Did they ever find out if it was Maybelline?
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) January 25, 2019
Erm. Nope. I have not seen your eggs pic.twitter.com/ZjVAQSkCOb
— 💖💖WENDY WOO💖💖 (@Wendywoo_g) January 24, 2019
The Gravy Candle. Yes. A KFC Gravy scented candle.
And you could win one, enter here – https://t.co/htHfjavCZ4 pic.twitter.com/IKudhQi3Em
— KFC UK & Ireland (@KFC_UKI) January 21, 2019
I'm not sure if I agree with Marie Kondo's "throw away anything that doesn't spark joy" rule. But it's a great principle for deciding who to (un)follow on Twitter…
— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) January 26, 2019
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