When we are all long dead, the record will show that the best Batman was always Adam West… https://t.co/eO7xnpP0o7
— edgarwright (@edgarwright) January 31, 2019
"How about Theresa May throwing Jeremy Corbyn's severed head in the air while she, Boris Johnson & Jacob Rees-Mogg stand up through the sunroof in a Union Jack painted limousine being driven off the White Cliffs of Dover by Prince Philip?" Peter Jeffrey pic.twitter.com/98HdxQNPBZ
— Jim'll Paint It (@Jimllpaintit) January 27, 2019
— Matt Cartoons (@MattCartoonist) January 26, 2019
Bit behind on #DancingOnIce so only just seen Gemma Collins absolutely stack it! pic.twitter.com/T1gUzGDH1o
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) January 27, 2019
That’s helpful. pic.twitter.com/zFzsEAbEnc
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) January 27, 2019
Oh, Phyllis. 😂 Are socks and sandals ever acceptable?! #CallTheMidwife @CallTheMidwife1 pic.twitter.com/WZpbjyvGEo
— BBC One (@BBCOne) January 27, 2019
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. FRANKLIN P. JONES
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) January 28, 2019
You ever try to capitalize numbers and then get really confused for half a second?
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) January 28, 2019
I want to make a TV show where I show the highlights of that week’s daytime TV, for everyone who has to go to work #BargainHunt #HomesUnderTheHammer #JudgeRinder #AnyRudeWordsOnCountdown
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) January 28, 2019
So is he in it or not? https://t.co/dd2vG01Y7x
— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) January 28, 2019
Eyes on the prize, lads, we're gonna be the first country to win a Darwin Award. Eyes on the prize.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 28, 2019
It’s now clear that the only amendment that has any chance of ending this chaos is the Schrödinger Amendment where we both leave and stay in the EU.
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 29, 2019
I didn’t get an Oscar nomination this year but last night I voted to reopen negotiations with the Academy to give me one.
— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) January 30, 2019
The way brands could do something for mental health is to stop making people feel fat, ugly, unfashionable, old, lacking, incomplete or out-of-date in order to sell us stuff. Until then, it’s just PR.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) January 30, 2019
Brexit: Unilever stockpiles Ben & Jerry's and Magnum ice creams https://t.co/oJ5C1ZelST
— BBC Business (@BBCBusiness) January 31, 2019
It's cold out. https://t.co/FLXrMbo9TX
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) January 31, 2019
Anarchist. 😂 pic.twitter.com/TcFGYHzY7K
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) January 31, 2019
January 1st: "This is the year"
January 31st: "Maybe next year" pic.twitter.com/bBDI2P2nN3
— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 31, 2019
It's February. Everything is heart-shaped, months are shorter for no apparent reason, and the pancake trees are just beginning to blossom.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 1, 2019
Absolutely brilliant ending to the BBC Six O'clock News tonight #ChocksAway pic.twitter.com/eM7sFuWXKZ
— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) January 30, 2019
I feel like Marvel may be running out of ideas pic.twitter.com/FqP072BLcL
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) February 1, 2019
It is eight weeks till we leave the EU. And we don’t know anything about what kind of Brexit it will be. I cannot really believe I wrote this and I am not dreaming.
— Robert Peston (@Peston) February 1, 2019
How cold is it in the Midwest? Bubbles are freezing.
Remember to take your pets inside.#PolarVortex2019 pic.twitter.com/ZfkbZdy2Si
— Daniel Schneider (@BiologistDan) January 30, 2019
— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) February 1, 2019
Orwellian mortality maths. pic.twitter.com/usHo0buVLU
— Lev Parikian (@LevParikian) January 30, 2019
Oh my god. This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen today x pic.twitter.com/L8xECzVDF5
— James Corden (@JKCorden) February 1, 2019
"Am I still on?"
Glorious work from John Acres! You'll never find a better piece of commentary about a cat on the pitch. 🐈
Watch: https://t.co/0qzb6xmZ8M pic.twitter.com/35VWDxSZb7
— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) February 2, 2019
Honestly mental health days in jobs should be a thing. Also period leave. Shouldn’t have to ring up and fake a sickness bug or sit and suffer in silence
— H O L L Y H A G A N (@HollyGShore) February 1, 2019
Be careful not to hurt the feelings of any cats today… #snowday #snowuk pic.twitter.com/DuCi6HO8NV
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) February 1, 2019
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