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If she doesn’t have to pay taxes because she’s playing a cheery character & not portraying her true self, every retail, cafe & public facing worker should be owed back a fair chunk!https://t.co/tSgN9MUAOR

— Zan phee (@zanPHEE) March 21, 2019

If you watch BBC News you’ll be familiar with this signature tune.. I was awed to find out how much work and effort it took to make that sound I hear before I go on air! pic.twitter.com/2AXGdcnhwJ

— Nancy Kacungira (@kacungira) March 12, 2019

#EngVsSco what a game. But a draw means only one thing pic.twitter.com/oZFwx4jc3B

— Nicky (@nickyode) March 16, 2019

We will let each individual constituency (all 650 of them) decide if they want to remain in the EU or not. Full devolution will be carried out as a result of this policy. #Manicfesto

— 📢 oFFiCiaL mONsTEr rAvINg lOOnY PArTy 🎩 (@Official_MRLP) March 7, 2019

A reminder:

THINGS THERE’S MONEY FOR:
Bribing the DUP (£1bn+)
No Deal Brexit (£4.2bn and rising)
Bribing Labour MPs (£1.6bn)
Repairing Chris Grayling fuck-ups (£2.2bn and rising)

THINGS THERE’S NO MONEY FOR:
Feeding and educating our kidshttps://t.co/SW13RdJ8Lx

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) March 16, 2019

Apparently the people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones,
but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

— Gyles Brandreth (@GylesB1) March 18, 2019

World map in Nandos sauces. Inaccuracies due to condimental shift #cheekynandos #nandos pic.twitter.com/2zSJAQUp6z

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) March 18, 2019

What you doing in 10 days?

France: "same old same old"
Germany: "the usual"
Belgium: "same but with waffles"
Australia: "fighting spiders, as per"
Finland: "same as always"
Canada: "normal country stuff"
Uk: "not a fucking clue"

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 19, 2019

#IStandWithBercow journalists are hounding him in the street asking him to explain what he did yesterday…when he explained it yesterday. If you don’t understand you shouldn’t be covering politics. They’ll have you for z list celeb gossip.

— Shari Smith (@sltsm_smith) March 19, 2019

Cometh the hour, cometh the @sanditoksvig! Absolute scenes in the Bake Off tent! #GBBO pic.twitter.com/UMpq5Ddiva

— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) March 19, 2019

I've just heard someone say to the bus driver: 'you drove beautifully'. It was definitely meant as a sincere compliment. Driver looks absolutely nonplussed. Remarkable stuff. More news as we get it.

— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) March 20, 2019

Seems about right, given that 5m Britons live abroad. https://t.co/Vethb1YBNA

— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) March 21, 2019

I’ve signed this and, now I know that ⁦@theresa_may⁩ is on my side, I’m pretty sure she has too. https://t.co/u9vYfQsxK9

— David Mitchell (@RealDMitchell) March 21, 2019

Ooh, almost perfect. The only number better than this would have been 17,400001. pic.twitter.com/R9oBSBjH77

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) March 21, 2019

2016:
“Take back control”

2019:
Our Prime Minister has to wait outside the room while EU leaders decide our country’s fate.#BrexitCatastrofuck

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) March 21, 2019

WEBSITE IDEA: "Hot Or Not?" where dads post pictures of thermostats and other dads comment on whether it needs to be turned up or down.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) March 22, 2019

Pretty weird that the people trying to convince everyone a petition is being rigged and saying it's a travesty are the same people who don't care that a referendum was rigged

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) March 22, 2019

Brexit latest: UK heading for extra time, with a high chance of penalties and sudden death.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) March 22, 2019

The pro brexit march VS the anti brexit march. But yeah will of the people hey @theresa_may pic.twitter.com/cMgvicHw3M

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) March 23, 2019

Best banner? #peoplesmarch pic.twitter.com/Rru4EllBoE

— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 23, 2019

Chants really getting going:
“What do we want?”

“Probably a series of indicative votes which would ultimately see Parliament coalesce around putting a Deal v Remain option to a People’s Vote!”

“When do we want it?”

“Within an agreed & achievable timeframe!”#PeoplesVoteMarch pic.twitter.com/4gy2uhCRhh

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) March 23, 2019

*Incredible* footage from #PeoplesVoteMarch today. It’s an absolute sea. (watch the whole thing) #PutItToThePeople #PeoplesMarch pic.twitter.com/dnWgqQ4caj

— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) March 23, 2019

Child 3 sends a status update pic.twitter.com/u8NBFMUjSz

— Simon Mayo 🇺🇦 (@simonmayo) March 23, 2019

EU colours. Cool! https://t.co/4LnyPO3p0h

— Nick Murphy (@nickmurftweets) March 23, 2019

It would be fantastically British to revoke A50, put the kettle on, apologise to our neighbours for all of the fuss and then vow to never speak of this embarrassment again (except when someone gets drunk at Christmas) 🇬🇧 🇪🇺

— Joanna Hardy-Susskind (@Joanna__Hardy) March 21, 2019