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Crucified rabbit made entirely out of toast discovered outside Tooting Broadway Station. Happy Easter. #TBT pic.twitter.com/H2PgwLWGvo

— Andrew Bloch (@AndrewBloch) April 13, 2017

Ahead of the #EUCO discussions on #Brexit, let's take a moment to remember what we are all trying to safeguard today. Reconciliation, remembrance for those who suffered, the protection of human rights & peace, on the 21st anniversary of the #GoodFridayAgreement #BelfastAgreement pic.twitter.com/ORK93DYVI2

— Guy Verhofstadt (@guyverhofstadt) April 10, 2019

“I have an idea to solve Brexit”
“Do you though?”
“Gonna fix everything, the Irish border, everything”
“It’s a bus isn’t it”
“Bear with me”
“If I go outside am I going to see a bus again Nigel?”
…
“This one’s blue” https://t.co/y4APYUmvn0

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 13, 2019

The fascinating thing about launch of @Nigel_Farage new party is that he still doesn’t have a plan for what Brexit means and how it would work. You campaign for something all your life and then don’t know how to make it happen. Weird man

— ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) April 13, 2019

Hearing a rumour that “it’s meant to brighten up later” and spreading the news to everyone you meet

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 14, 2019

lol remember when they doubled twitters character limit and we were all outraged

— Aaron (@AaronBoardley) April 14, 2019

Someone please invite me to your wedding reception so I can buy this unnescessarily passive aggressive card. pic.twitter.com/FNPr3lmbtK

— Shanine Shanine (@braintree_) April 14, 2019

Countries never visited by a sitting U.S president pic.twitter.com/G9vyirzurL

— Amazing Maps (@amazingmap) April 14, 2019

In Colorado, you are not required to attend your own wedding. You can send someone to get married on your behalf, should you find yourself unable to attend.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 14, 2019

Facebook, right now, is basically just a photo album of people being sad about Notre Dame by sharing their ‘holibob’ pictures of them standing in front of it.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 15, 2019

At the summit one Prime Minister warned us not to be dreamers, not to think #Brexit could be reversed. But in this difficult moment, we need dreamers and dreams. We cannot give in to fatalism.
At least I will not stop dreaming about a united Europe. https://t.co/qXkBC1tbtY

— Charles Michel (@eucopresident) April 16, 2019

The level of shade here is magnificent. pic.twitter.com/VSELKLlnwF

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 15, 2019

We've blown £4.2 billion on No Deal Brexit. Also known as:

🔹91k nurses
🔹78k doctors
🔹93k teachers
🔹91k fire fighters
🔹91k police officers
🔹93k social workers

I can never, ever forgive those despicable, lying, self-styled "bad boys" of Brexit 😔https://t.co/YPTwdIiHo1

— Dr Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford) April 11, 2019

Check the date on this while I pop out for a lottery ticket… https://t.co/WofS4vPJUU

— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) April 17, 2019

In mortifying news of the day, I just explained a detailed crime query down the phone to a Met Police press officer, who listened patiently before telling me that she worked for the Met Office and if my query wasn't related to the weather, she wouldn't be able to help.

— Tony Diver (@Tony_Diver) April 16, 2019

For those about to enjoy the Easter weekend by sleeping for as long as you want and eating whenever you like: congratulations – you’re honorary cats.

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 18, 2019

Just watched a man bringing home a goldfish on the train accidentally pop the bag- fish flops onto the floor. 3 people swarm to save him (the fish not the man). Guy chugs the last of his coffee and throws the fish in his cup. Lady next to him empties in her bottle of water.

— Hannah Baxter (@hannahbaxward) April 17, 2019

Hot cross, add, subtract, divide and equal buns. pic.twitter.com/lQ4KA1eGxz

— Matthew Scroggs (@mscroggs) April 18, 2019

As piranhas are found in lake in Doncaster, locals say they look terrifying but taste delicious in batter with chips and mushy peas.

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 18, 2019

How we’ll pay for this nice weather:

June: 🌧
July: ❄️
August: 🌪

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 19, 2019

Day 1 of the bank holiday weekend. The nation has sunburn. Off licenses have run out of fruity ciders. Beer gardens reached maximum capacity at 3pm. Frantic bee avoidance dances have risen by 700%.

— Dave (@davechannel) April 19, 2019

Day 2 of the bank holiday weekend. The entire country has sold out of shorts. Every piece of grass is covered in empty cans. People try to walk in flip flops again. The BBQ your neighbour started yesterday is almost at temperature.

— Dave (@davechannel) April 20, 2019

Trying to pretend you’re not at all fussed by the wasp that you strongly believe plans to kill you

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 20, 2019

To celebrate the resurrection of Jesus this year, I will be washing my hair, soiling my undergarments and mopping up spillages pic.twitter.com/Muw7rTdqrC

— carpet (@WHS_Carpet) April 20, 2019

Getting mad about an MP drinking a premix cocktail on the tube at this time in politics is a bit like complaining about a disappointing dessert on the buffet of the Titanic.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) April 20, 2019

Antarctica is the only continent without physical connection to the internet.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 20, 2019

The week I got a thing in my mailbox to join a social network @Nextdoor. People in my neighborhood can alert each other about crime and stuff like that. Great idea! But today someone posted the most ridiculous thing ever (1/?)

— Jack Jokinen (@JJFromTheBronx) April 18, 2019

⁦@Dawn_French⁩ it’s war pic.twitter.com/o4kP7vz3eF

— sue tarry (@SMTARRY) April 19, 2019

#Pastor Pro-Tip: Install a fake thermostat on the back wall of the auditorium/sanctuary. People will make adjustments, feel better, and nothing changes.#church

— First Jimothy (@First_Jimothy) April 19, 2019

We’ve made a new drink. It’s blue. It’s tasty. It’s blue. It’s good for you. It’s blue. It’s made from apple, lime, guava, and coconut water. It's blue. It’s boosted with vitamins. It’s blue. It's the perfect subject for a Venn diagram.

Did we mention it's blue? pic.twitter.com/7T4QFZlWGm

— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 18, 2019

Yesterday in Stockton, I walked by this…

A pet shop, next door to a Butchers.

I hope they get on well pic.twitter.com/DXXmdsxn3Y

— Tom Elliott (@TomElliott_UK) April 20, 2019

We've blown £4.2 billion on No Deal Brexit. Also known as:

🔹91k nurses
🔹78k doctors
🔹93k teachers
🔹91k fire fighters
🔹91k police officers
🔹93k social workers

I can never, ever forgive those despicable, lying, self-styled "bad boys" of Brexit 😔https://t.co/YPTwdIiHo1

— Dr Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford) April 11, 2019