A delightful moment on Twitter for fans of excellent TV quizzes 💯 pic.twitter.com/JbodiprddE
— Rufus Hound 🌨 (@RufusHound) May 18, 2019
"It's bigger than us. It's bigger than you and me. It's our only hope."
Great EU song. Let's see how Europe votes.#Eurovision— Danny Wallace 🇪🇺 (@dannywallace) May 18, 2019
Dear Europe, please can you vote for the UK tonight? Just imagine post-Brexit Britain being forced to host an event celebrating European unity and diversity. Troll of the century. #Eurovision
— Prince Charles (@Charles_HRH) May 18, 2019
If you're new to #Eurovision, this pretty much sums it up to be fair. pic.twitter.com/shCwSkI00w
— BBC One (@BBCOne) May 18, 2019
I mean THAT line-up is what you want to show the people who thought their Met Gala outfits were "camp".
— Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) May 18, 2019
Madonna is singing all the RIGHT notes…
— The Poke (@ThePoke) May 18, 2019
Be warned; if you drink and drive after Eurovision, you may end up with more points than the United Kingdom. #Eurovision
— Prince Charles (@Charles_HRH) May 18, 2019
The start of #Eurovision
vs
The end of #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/fmqJjhL2O7— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 18, 2019
For any Americans confused about #Eurovision, its like the superbowl half time show but on ketamine and directed by a drunk panto horse that cannot be stopped
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 18, 2019
A friend of a friend… is that a Czech mate? #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/TRWspDtJ1h
— BBC Eurovision🇬🇧 (@bbceurovision) May 18, 2019
Being fair we were coming last in #Eurovision even before the vote to Leave. https://t.co/itOhuZ5ZWo
— Brian Brown (@MrBBrown) May 19, 2019
George W. Bush has a podcast and the name is perfect. pic.twitter.com/ieDywpYsDI
— Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) May 17, 2019
Haha 😂 pic.twitter.com/9gkIuvwtuu
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) May 19, 2019
You only breathe out of one nostril at a time.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 19, 2019
Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary? J M BARRIE
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 19, 2019
This truck driver is living in 3019. pic.twitter.com/LhRW6ip2Yu
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) May 19, 2019
Dear people of Scotland.
We’re selling milkshakes all weekend.
Have fun.
Love BK #justsaying
— Burger King (@BurgerKingUK) May 18, 2019
I honestly have no idea why my mother has done this. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/brEVFYSwhg
— Miss Wobble (@richie_rich77) May 19, 2019
This is a publicity shot of the three dads in a production of Mamma Mia by the Chiswick Amateur Dramatic Society. https://t.co/WMRQFLV2uv
— Fergus Butler-Gallie (@_F_B_G_) May 20, 2019
The real Games of Thrones pic.twitter.com/m7CfW92d1X
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) May 20, 2019
I hold the following two non-conflicting views:
1. Nigel Farage is an awful man and I hate him and I hate what he has done to my country.
2. Throwing drinks on bad people is a bad idea and plays right into their hands.
— Jay Foreman (@jayforeman) May 20, 2019
Things I have learned about the general public whilst working at the library:
1. A huge number of people under 20 can't read face clocks, having grown up with only digital one.
2. Many people don't know how to spell "library." It's in our email address. This causes problems— Secret Library Gorgon 🐍 (@grumpwitch) May 15, 2019
read the whole thread! ^^
WARNING: #GameOfThrones spoiler! pic.twitter.com/wjOw16DxmK
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 20, 2019
SPOILERS:
Luke Skywalker's father is Mufasa
In Die Hard, Bruce Willis is a ghost
The first rule of Fight Club is wipe your feet on the mat
— innocent drinks (@innocent) May 20, 2019
Dogs = toddlers.
Want to be with you all the time.
Constantly want snacks.
Want you to play with them when you’re trying to do other stuff.Cats = teenagers.
Generally aloof.
Stay out later than they’re meant to.
Only show you affection on their terms/when they want something.— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 21, 2019
Sometimes, Twitter’s sense of comic timing is perfect. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/uPWlGo5hOU
— Martin Saunders 🤦🏻♂️ (@martinsaunders) May 21, 2019
The good thing about procrastination is that you always have something planned for tomorrow.
Anon— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 21, 2019
So Tory MPs want a second vote on Theresa May leaving No. 10 as facts have changed since the first vote, and therefore some have changed their minds. Do they see the irony? #PeoplesVote #secondreferendum #theresamayresign
— Chris Auckland (@ChrisAuckland) May 22, 2019
Me when my alarm goes off pic.twitter.com/NodaGuBNzf
— Rachael (@RachaelvsWorld) May 22, 2019
I remember asking #JudithKerr Kerr if the tiger symbolised the 1960s sexual revolution where normal mores and suburban life became upended by this wild and exotic creature. She told me no, it was about a tiger coming to tea.
— emily m (@maitlis) May 23, 2019
At Ronnie Barker’s memorial service in Westminster Abbey in 2006, vergers carried four candles instead of the usual two.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 22, 2019
THERESA MAY QUITS
*national celebrations"
ANOTHER TORY MUST TAKE HER PLACE
*national fear*— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 24, 2019
Seems Theresa didn’t want to share her moment…pic.twitter.com/ExWgsShwbO
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) May 24, 2019
Parents should leave books lying around marked ‘forbidden’ if they want their children to read. DORIS LESSING
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 25, 2019
After I came to a living faith in Christ, I learned that someone had prayed for me all my life – and even before I was born. What an incredible gift! So never underestimate the power of prayer. Who could you pray for during @thykingdom_come this year?
— Archbishop of Canterbury (@JustinWelby) May 25, 2019
Why do some people get depressed?
The jam jar analogy is a helpful way of understanding why some people suffer from mental illness. @campbellclaret pic.twitter.com/t87SqZetgl
— BBC Two (@BBCTwo) May 21, 2019
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