The MOT is an annual test to ensure that your car is roadworthy. We will introduce a ROT, an annual test to make sure all roads are car worthy. #Manicfesto
— 📢 OfFiCIAL MoNstER rAVIng LOOnY PArTy 🎩 (@Official_MRLP) October 12, 2019
What a moment. This man is such a machine he didn’t even need one of those foil jackets at the end https://t.co/Pv1xrRNOI2
We’re saving another 18 tonnes of plastic from landfill a year in a new trial to remove the plastic on multibuy cans. If you purchase the same amount of loose tins, a mutibuy purchase will be charged at checkout. (Read our thread below for more info) pic.twitter.com/ymnqCPTdle
I just lost my wallet on the way home from work. I didn't have much identifying info in there so a good Samaritan got in touch with my via my… bank account 🤯
Seeing as no one can properly communicate with ducks and get their opinions on important matters we don't actually know if it's nice weather for ducks.
– Frantically pretend to search for pen on and around desk – Keep saying “right what was I doing?” – Whisper “come on!” at your computer/angrily shake mouse – Type quickly while standing/wearing a coat – Look at watch and swear, rush out the office, go home
Gravity is not 9.8 m/s^2. That is just the global average. On this globe it is stronger in the red areas and weaker in the blue areas. pic.twitter.com/NwUJ9WB0a2
Do you want to… …feel unwanted in all conversations? …shake your leg up and down in all meetings? …be constantly sure that everyone hates you? …never sleep because of all the regret? …think about everything ever all the time? Then you should try ANXIETY™
I only started coming to work by tube because of Greta Thunberg. And now I run the risk of the train being hijacked by the lunatic fringe of Extinction Rebellion. Would they rather we all drove? Targeting commuters on public transport is a staggeringly stupid move.
1210 days, 3 Prime Ministers, 3 Brexit Secretaries, 3 meaningful votes, 3 and a half years, 2 extensions and 2 deals later, it’s even clearer that nothing is better than the arrangements we already had with the EU.
Look. No matter what you think of the Deal. As a political scientist and a rational being, I have to note that giving Parliament 48 hours to read, accurately assess, evaluate and then vote on a Deal that will alter their entire political, social and economic future is ludicrous.
The year is 2207. Mankind now communicates telepathically. Robots live amongst us as sentient beings. Three off world colonies on Mars exist. The 183rd Brexit withdrawal deal has just been defeated in The House of Commons by 3 votes.
Christian, Database Analyst for Compassion UK, Maths graduate from the University of Bath. I love God, and like good weather, bad jokes, cheesy music, piles of chocolate & time with friends.
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