Anyone out there who is finding it a bit Too Quiet: I thoroughly recommend this website. All the ambience of a café from the comfort of your own bunker. They even have PARIS: https://t.co/m0NuRuQUsZ
turns out you can change your Zoom background to videos too so tonight the group is watching Parasite with my mate Jonny cameoing in every shot pic.twitter.com/YYrh7zMgqg
Timpsons is shutting for the foreseeable future though they’ve said their locksmiths business will remain open. That’s obviously because they are key workers.
@SurreyRoadCops will someone come and deal with this please? Tesco Brooklands, est 100 vehicles, some drifting, bikes wheelying. Trying to run a site here with a 76 ton crane, Tesco staff terrified to go outside. Called 999, still waiting pic.twitter.com/NzNHz2Y271
Day 6 of Quarantine: C-Section went smooth. The Cuties are in great shape and mother is recovering pic.twitter.com/wAyLkYiKxh
— Makiya Tony Starks Daughter (@selenamua_) March 20, 2020
No need to explain what a key worker is. Because he didn’t say key workers. That’s the point. He said travel to and from work only if “absolutely necessary”, which means many different things to different people. The vagueness is infuriating and easily exploited. Just say it.
After the latest announcement my wife said “it’s just the two of us now. I can teach you to play chess. We have all the time in the world”. Then she smiled like an utter psychopath. So I’m sure it’s all going to be fine. pic.twitter.com/Vu9YFSKHYV
My other half and I just identified a weird change in our behaviour: we’ve both been instinctively holding our breath as we walk past people in the street. The human brain, there.
We’ll get through this folks. And then you can spend the rest of your life scoffing at younger people: “I think if I got through the coronavirus, I’ll be able to survive [blank]”.
I can't speak for House, obviously – no one's written clever words for me to say – but I'm pretty sure he'd tell you it's not a matter of 'solving' Covid. This is an epidemic, not a diagnostic problem. We solve it together by staying apart.
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“Six cases of gin, 200 cans of fever tree tonic, a few packets of rich tea biscuits, three tubes of BBQ Pringles, a steak the size of the arse of a cow, some antiseptic wipes, and a few tins of beans with those little sausages. Got that, Johnson? Leave it by the gate.” pic.twitter.com/JVehpVWPSo
My wife just went to the supermarket. They were letting ten in, ten out. Everybody queued politely and 2 metres apart. When she got in, the shelves were full. Everyone was polite. We can do this.
the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together
During a Coronavirus update/meeting this Mayor excused himself to the restroom but forgot to turn off his microphone — and I am now dead…🤭🤣😭💀💀 pic.twitter.com/WZ18JQq7cO
Tears streaming down my bloody face! Remember this. Look after these wonderful people through all the better times. The NHS is only expensive until you remember how much we need it in our darkest days. Then it's priceless. #clapforNHS
I hope it’s not just me that gets a bit panicky now when watching a TV programme or film and see people standing close together or outside in a group or touching each other.
The current era is crap enough without having to feel guilt that we aren't learning Greek and painting watercolours of daffodils. If you brushed your teeth today and got showered and ate something and spent ten minutes not looking at the news then well done it's an achievement.
In 2012, Sainsbury's realised that by making their toilet roll tubes 11mm slimmer while keeping the sheet count the same, they could avoid 500 extra lorry trips a year.
I know most people understand but the coronadodge where I walk out into the middle of the road when someone is coming the other way still feels a bit rude. I would smile at them but worry that might come off as sarcasm.
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