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In the film Frozen, the characters Hans, Kristoff, Anna and Sven are named after Hans Christian Andersen, the author of the film’s source material The Snow Queen.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 4, 2020

I'm not sure I'm allowed to tell you this but I'm drunk and it was printed in the Daily Mail today: Sewing Bee back on 22nd April and they've moved it to BBC One. Let me have another beer and I'll tell you who wins. https://t.co/uxpOAcCrxt

— Hugo Boss (@joelycett) April 4, 2020

Palm Sunday in lockdown #PalmSunday2020

(You can print / colour this at home: https://t.co/IL6RsUzkyA) pic.twitter.com/TuPvtwQFOX

— Dave Walker (@davewalker) April 5, 2020

One will address you at 8pm on BBC1. (It’s also on ITV and C4 but watching One on a channel with ads is technically treason.) #QueensSpeech

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) April 5, 2020

Epidemiologist must be the most commonly used 7-syllable word of all time now.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) April 5, 2020

Recently, MSE staff have started to ask themselves philosophical questions like: Why do washing machines have windows and dishwashers don't? Why aren't clothes sizes the same everywhere? Why don't toaster have windows?

Have you been having these random debates with yourself?

— Money Saving Expert (@MoneySavingExp) April 6, 2020

Hey, church people faithfully streaming low budget, shaky, amateur daily prayer or Sunday service from your messy house because you want to serve your church community and offer what you can to God in love: that’s your perfume poured over Jesus’ feet. It’s beautiful. Keep going.

— Mark Hewerdine (@fxenabler) April 6, 2020

For those sending around vile jokes about the Prime Minister in ICU… please remember the words of The Queen last night:

“I hope in the years to come everyone will be able to take pride in how they responded to this challenge”.

Show some class. pic.twitter.com/YpbBF6otAd

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) April 6, 2020

Regardless of what language they speak, if someone is given these two shapes and told to label one "bouba" and one "kiki", 95% of people will label the spiky one "kiki" and the smooth one "bouba".

(Image: Andrew Dunn.) pic.twitter.com/6aMwbgDMLD

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 6, 2020

Is this the next series of Years and Years..

— Helen George (@helen_george) April 6, 2020

I was just about to tweet something and I asked my husband: “Is this funny?”
He had a look and replied, “It’s a totally functional joke.”
I won’t tweet it.
This could be a long six months.

— Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) April 7, 2020

Just a guy and his pet duck at home during the quarantine… pic.twitter.com/lZZzXuNTtL

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 6, 2020

These doctors have put their pictures on their PPE so that their patients can see who is looking after them, this is such a nice idea ☺️ pic.twitter.com/KyacsOyrr7

— Danny (@PaedsNurseDanny) April 6, 2020

Father and son dressed like Batman and Robin spotted outside supermarket pic.twitter.com/04E4STR3kR

— The Independent (@Independent) April 7, 2020

First thing I'm gonna do after lockdown is go to lush so i can get three months of aggressive human interaction in about ten minutes.

— Jack. (@jckndrw) April 4, 2020

In Harry Potter & the Cursed Child, Snape makes his first appearance with his back to the audience. At the dress rehearsal I saw him in his long black wig & my eyes filled with tears because, for a split second, my irrational heart believed when Snape turned round, I'd see Alan. https://t.co/qC3xxmwz3d

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) April 7, 2020

I’ve clearly been hanging out with politicians for too long… https://t.co/ck4tVXNELX

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 8, 2020

Join Pingu on his latest adventure.

Pingu Self-Isolates. pic.twitter.com/jgzRaYtRcq

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 5, 2020

The real reason I’m late on every skype call. pic.twitter.com/yxNDp9tcT0

— Suzi Ruffell (@suziruffell) April 5, 2020

New Zealand prime minister Jacinda Ardern confirms Easter Bunny is classed as an “essential worker” but it might be “difficult for the bunny to get everywhere” in current circumstances.

Tooth fairy also confirmed as an essential worker. pic.twitter.com/Jv6o4t2tkG

— Daniel Rosney (@DanielRosney) April 6, 2020

I don’t know who wrote 2020 but they’ve got me retweeting Piers Morgan. https://t.co/cIdYqK1wX5

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) April 7, 2020

sourdough starters are just Tamagotchi for early middle-age

— Eric Lach (@ericlach) March 28, 2020

we’re living thru a modern plague and your first emotional response is to bake bread?? okay peeta mellark

— VIVIAN (@perlucidum) April 2, 2020

Everything about this is Oscar-worthy #CoronaLockdown pic.twitter.com/MWstii8oLq

— Alex Wood (@MrAlexWood) March 28, 2020

My 7-year-old daughter says she prefers the Johnny Depp Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to the Gene Wilder one. I have failed as a parent. No amount of homeschool can fix this.

— Gary Younge (@garyyounge) March 27, 2020

Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 27, 2020

What precautions are you all taking during the global pandemic? My mum is bathing her Tesco delivery pic.twitter.com/96TnBPgjwO

— Evie Lancaster (@EvieLancaster) March 27, 2020

Me too, tin of tuna. Me too. pic.twitter.com/5UUtiopm99

— Jason (@NickMotown) April 1, 2020

Obviously I'd like to discuss German grammar but there's a time manner place for that.

— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) April 8, 2020

non-native english speakers literally spend their whole life learning to read, write and understand english, we watch your movies with english subtitles because a lot of them aren't subbed/dubbed in our own, and y'all can't even read in your own language?? https://t.co/RZt7vw9o6X

— clownesa ¿? (@detectived0uche) February 11, 2020

Just seen a guy on his own in the park hitting a tennis ball against a wall and he said ‘THIRTY-FIFTEEN’ in an umpire voice. Mood improved.

— Mark Watson, indoors (@watsoncomedian) April 9, 2020

AKA the artist formerly known as @joelycett…#GotYourBack returns Friday 8pm @KathBum pic.twitter.com/pe05Aqp0Ly

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) April 8, 2020

I think one reason why people really go for the clapping – apart obviously from wishing to show gratitude to the NHS – is that it's our one chance now to do anything at all communal. And humans do actually need communality.

— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) April 9, 2020

the gilmore girls revival but it's set during a global pandemic and it's mostly just babette shouting at lorelai and rory from a safe social distance

— Gilmore Girls revival but… (@ggrevivalbut) April 10, 2020

A message from all of us, to all of you. Together we'll get through.

‘Don't Quit' read by @IdrisElba. pic.twitter.com/EugawFto45

— BBC (@BBC) April 10, 2020

The London Bus Lego set includes extra pieces such as a forgotten umbrella, newspaper, empty beverage can and discarded chewing gum.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 10, 2020

This should be an Olympic sport. pic.twitter.com/jKyGwvhdFP

— Darwin Award 🔞 (@AwardsDarwin) April 9, 2020

Very British Delight:

Having a favourite mug that came with an Easter egg

(Post pics if you fancy!)

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 10, 2020

Dogs: gulliblepic.twitter.com/iECR6zT6wJ

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 10, 2020

This Boris bloke applauding his nurses – is he the same one that cheered along with all his chums in the Commons in 2017 when the Conservatives successfully blocked any chance of nurses getting a pay rise?

— Adrian Edmondson (@AdrianEdmondson) April 10, 2020

This is my ASMR. https://t.co/fGqLh5owgR

— Hannah Fry (@FryRsquared) April 11, 2020

People asked why journalists weren’t allowed follow up questions at these press conferences – at the next one they got them. People asked where Priti Patel had disappeared to – today they’ve wheeled her out. What shall we make happen next, people?!

— Caroline Norris (@curu) April 11, 2020

The Queen speaks of light overcoming darkness, and the hope that Easter symbolises, in a special message recorded to mark the Easter weekend. pic.twitter.com/fTFCOSVBtT

— The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) April 11, 2020