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Breaking: Government to introduce Maths Testing for cabinet minsters https://t.co/bZZlErItWo

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 12, 2020

In 2016, a California hacker registered his car with number plate NULL. In 2018, he discovered that he was now being sent all traffic tickets in the state for which the police officer had not entered the number plate, and was promptly billed $12,049.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 12, 2020

Lots of people had been asking why the Home Secretary hadn’t hosted any of the press conferences. Anyone who watched today’s won’t be asking any more.

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 11, 2020

I’ll help you out, Boris. The words to express your debt are, “I’ll give the NHS that £350 million a week they were told they’d get.” https://t.co/kBuQds7Gmp

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 12, 2020

Got so angry listening to the #DowningStreetBriefing on #coronavirus that I made this to not fall into sheer despair pic.twitter.com/lnQL4JJXwC

— James Downs (@jamesldowns) April 12, 2020

A tensegrity structure demonstrating floating compression by reddit user g0gentle. pic.twitter.com/1IqFMKDHTW

— MachinePix (@MachinePix) April 12, 2020

Cat vs Dog challenge pic.twitter.com/bqLXCnJSv3

— BlackHalt (@BlackHalt) April 12, 2020

Netflix should have a category called “Tight 90” with movies that are 90 minutes or under

— 𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚒𝚡𝚒𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 🍉 (@mathewrodriguez) April 12, 2020

The SPOTY montage is going to be short this year, innit? Fury knocking out Wilder and two minutes of Joe Wicks doing star jumps.

— James Whaling (@jjwhaling) April 12, 2020

Only two-thirds of Canadians think that saying "I'm sorry" is sufficient to offer a sincere apology.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 13, 2020

This dog is a Labrador / helicopter cross… https://t.co/pdu4XVy3Xu

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 14, 2020

Here’s your new Zoom background. You’re welcome. pic.twitter.com/yR5UsbAuSH

— kitze 🚀 (@thekitze) March 30, 2020

When they said try working from home I didn’t realise they’d expect me to do the music too @BBCNews @BBCNWT #BBCNewsTheme 🥁 #workingfromhome pic.twitter.com/DVXjDw0l8F

— Owain Wyn Evans (@OwainWynEvans) April 15, 2020

Inspired by #Quiz and due to having nothing better to do… here are some of my favourite ‘waves’ from hopeful contestants on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

Starting with this dainty effort from Brian. pic.twitter.com/f5NaoHTZtU

— Jake Graham (@AlbionJake) April 15, 2020

Due to less air pollution the sky is so clear ! I can see the Universal logo ! pic.twitter.com/EqiqIDL4JJ

— Romain Revert (@romainrevert) April 13, 2020

My road has started a group Whatsapp. It’s basically people I don’t know asking questions they could quite easily google.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 15, 2020

Neighbours’ kid in the garden, in a voice like it’s the most insane, fantastic thing he’s ever seen or heard of: CARROTS? YOU CAN *GROW* CARROTS!?

— Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky (@watsoncomedian) April 15, 2020

Bomboclaat pic.twitter.com/N6tLJh2QfY

— Crown (@SLTcCrown) February 11, 2020

the food that fell out of my wrap looks like a posh Michelin meal pic.twitter.com/GCGTc6HmJS

— nick grimshaw (@grimmers) April 15, 2020

Now that COVID-19 has the whole world – including our politicians and business leaders – counting on scientists, maybe we should try trusting them on the Climate Crisis.

— Steve Chalke (@SteveChalke) April 16, 2020

3 more weeks? This is where a lifetime of introversion really starts to pay off.

— Joe Henegan (@Joe_Henegan) April 16, 2020

Christians need the gospel as much as non-Christians do.

— Timothy Keller (1950-2023) (@timkellernyc) April 17, 2020

I’ve just seen the exit strategy from lockdown described as “loxit”. Please can we not

— Jane Merrick (@janemerrick23) April 17, 2020

FULL STEAM AHEAD: London's Woolwich Ferry performed donuts on the River Thames in support of health care workers on the front line of the COVID-19 pandemic. https://t.co/htOkkfBOgJ pic.twitter.com/2PtH5JVzr6

— ABC News (@ABC) April 17, 2020

A bit of home schooling for you. pic.twitter.com/BN0x8jmf55

— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) April 18, 2020

🚨 Emergency landing of a small plane ✈ this morning around 10:00 AM, on "Highway 40" just outside of #Montreal, #Quebec, #Canada. pic.twitter.com/WCkk5L5aZ0

— Candace Owens will save the world. (@Lauthfee) April 16, 2020