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Question. Answer. pic.twitter.com/5PwE6coE5f

— Ben Phillips (@benphillips76) June 13, 2020

I don't think the Mail on Sunday reads the Mail on Sunday. pic.twitter.com/kWZYEfYjCL

— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) June 13, 2020

Well done Ian Hislop for exposing the breathtaking inanity of the woman who is now the UK's Home Secretary https://t.co/W8gaKA2ktG

— Ian Fraser (@Ian_Fraser) June 13, 2020

Blimey, that’s a mighty small hill to choose a die on. https://t.co/VJ8Mjpm4e4

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) June 14, 2020

Currently finding the concept of seasons and weather disconcertingly meaningless

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 14, 2020

Dominic Raab says scientists have stopped always appearing at the No.10 press conferences because they have a ‘huge amount of other work to do’. Because they had loads of spare time before?

— Ned Simons (@nedsimons) June 15, 2020

Seems a curious time for the government to furlough its scientific advisors… https://t.co/lbiVbdlH51

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) June 15, 2020

christian twitter as saved by the bell gifs

a thread

— matthew pierce (@MatthewEPierce) June 16, 2020

Right, we’re on a roll, let’s see if we can get Ruud Van Nistelrooy to come out in favour of proportional representation by single transferable vote in multi member constituencies…

— Tim Farron (@timfarron) June 16, 2020

My parents were on disability benefits – my father had osteoarthritis. By feeding me, the state saved itself more money than by treating me for malnutrition in hospital. And now, I pay back more in tax than we ever got in benefits. Food for children is quite a small investment.

— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) June 16, 2020

Homeschooling fun this morning- my fairly articulate six-year-old has absolutely no idea what this is… pic.twitter.com/kocoUxHqVT

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) June 16, 2020

I don’t even know what to say.
Just look at what we can do when we come together, THIS is England in 2020.

— Marcus Rashford (@MarcusRashford) June 16, 2020

Boris Johnson just thanked and congratulated Marcus Rashford on his campaign to stop Boris Johnson being such a callous kid-starving shit

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 16, 2020

Looking forward to seeing Marcus Radcliffe when Quidditch returns https://t.co/mdBYRdbKnO

— Tony Langham (@TonyLangham) June 17, 2020

Have you noticed how rarely you see DeLoreans on the road?

Apparently their owners only drive them from time to time.

— Bargain Hunters (@Bargains90) June 16, 2020

A few weeks ago I was in London for the day. I took the first train down, & finished work by early afternoon.

My return train was at 8:46pm, so I spent the afternoon going round the Monopoly route.

I thought it would be interesting to photograph London at such a unique time. pic.twitter.com/4hGmXQUOym

— dan barker (@danbarker) June 15, 2020

When another complete disaster occurs:

Well that's no good
Oh dear
Not to worry
It's fine
Could be worse
Yay
Ah well
Great!
How unfortunate
Marvellous
Hardly ideal
Balls
Slightly worrying
It’s all gone pear-shaped
What a mess
Not the best outcome
Right…
Typical
Bugger
Tea?

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 17, 2020

Blackberries have cool stages of life, no? pic.twitter.com/RL5xREoJCv

— Alfie (@AlfieDies) June 16, 2020

Well this is great. I feel MUCH more comfortable checking my blessings. Also, does Pastor Louie have a better word for “white fragility”? I’ve been finding that one quite difficult.

Also- GOOD GRIEF MAN. https://t.co/fdBnnNzNuB

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) June 16, 2020

I grew up listening to this guy. He said some amazing, life-transforming stuff. But this is absolutely horrendous. The one silver lining (or the blessing we might miss) is that it lays bare what many white Christians REALLY think. NOW we can have that honest conversation….

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) June 16, 2020

This seems like a really sincere and genuine apology. He doesn’t try to wriggle out of it; sounds to me like he’s pretty close to the edge of his emotions too. Yes, lots of important discussion needed as a result of his choice of words. But maybe we can take this at face value. https://t.co/rzWVSopkxb

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) June 17, 2020

"If the other three police officers who were standing around when George Floyd was murdered had thought about intervening like what we did, George Floyd would be alive today."

Patrick Hutchinson, who was pictured carrying a protestor to safety at violent demo says what happened. pic.twitter.com/IdTT8spuG4

— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) June 14, 2020

“You wanted this on and you’re not even watching it!”
“I AM!”

Narrator: They were both on their phones

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 18, 2020

👏 Make 👏 the 👏 COVID 👏 alert 👏 level 👏 an 👏 API 👏 so 👏 I 👏 can 👏 make 👏 IOT 👏 lightbulbs 👏 change 👏 colour 👏 with 👏 the 👏 alert 👏 level 👏

— James O'Malley (@Psythor) June 19, 2020

I’ve had a good scroll. Where are all the people outraged that Katie Hopkins has been banned? Was EVERYONE hate following her????

— Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی (@ShappiKhorsandi) June 19, 2020

Katie Hopkins being removed from Twitter is only censorship in the way a bouncer asking the loud screaming racist in the corner to leave the bar is censorship.

— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) June 19, 2020

The Apprentice really has a hell of a lot to answer for on both sides of the Atlantic.

— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) June 19, 2020

BREAKING: Government launches test-and-trace app to locate government’s previous test-and-trace app.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) June 19, 2020

I must admit I'm slightly confused by reducing our alert from 4 to 3.

Beijing's closing areas with 36 new cases a day.

We're opening up when flatlining at 1,000+ cases a day. The R rate's still 0.7 to 0.9. Things aren't increasing, but am I missing data that it's dropping?

— Martin Lewis (@MartinSLewis) June 19, 2020

2019: sorry i'm late, my train was delayed

2020: sorry i'm late, i fundamentally don't respect you enough to click a zoom link on time

— Alex Kealy (@alexkealy) June 19, 2020

One of the early breakthroughs in our understanding of bird migration occurred in 1822 when a stork arrived at Klütz in northern Germany with an African spear still impaled in its neck.
(Image: Rostock Pfeilstorch) pic.twitter.com/dnz51gDHqI

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) June 19, 2020

Cheekiness aside, I think it's genuinely sad that many leading voices in the media don't know what the UK church in all our beauty & diversity are up to at this time. What if all of us who have online services this weekend sent @DouglasKMurray a link & warm invitation to attend? https://t.co/gRMJEGtV6A

— Rachel Gardner (@RachelGardnerRA) June 20, 2020

Questions Brits love:

You in the queue?
Tea?
Good drive?
What route you taking?
Raining where you are?
Shall we do it another time?
How’s that dog of yours?
Which bin is it tomorrow?
Town busy?
Serious?
You on your way?
Good night in the end?
Does it come with chips?
Alright?

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 20, 2020

Can someone explain how football is allowed back before cricket? Surely cricket is much more suitable to social distancing its a non contact sport! 🤷‍♂️

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) June 20, 2020

Every Prime Minister or President should be made to do this challenge… pic.twitter.com/JY4JgorcUg

— Chris Stark (@Chris_Stark) June 18, 2020

After more than eight years of service, this TSA airport sniffer dog officially retired.

This is how they surprised him on his final bag search.

Dogs!pic.twitter.com/QM8vzy7s37

— Goodable (@Goodable) June 18, 2020

I will never fully process the fact that Cher made a version of West Side Story where she plays all the roles and then somehow got it on television pic.twitter.com/RJqesVxuAg

— James (@jrawson) June 19, 2020

You know that thing where dogs announce that they have a book deal? https://t.co/TBXVTfQrv7 pic.twitter.com/sUdduDMf6X

— Andrew Cotter (@MrAndrewCotter) June 19, 2020