Millennials always shit on boomers for carpeting hardwoods in the 70s, but who's the one painting over original brick and high quality wood furniture, BECKY?
This article is absurd. Churches all over the country have been serving their communities. Perhaps, because they are not shouting about it on twitter, it's going unnoticed… But church is SO much more than buildings, and it has very much been there through this time. https://t.co/amRRUrkl48
Hi Robert I read an article last week which was helpful. It said, if you went to a doctor with a broken arm & they said "I won't treat that… all bones matter" you would question their wisdom. The author's point was that addressing the pressing issue doesn't ignore the rest. https://t.co/DhZRcpwGIR
It’s looking like a warm one. If you have to go outside, you’ll need:
• Sunscream • Sun hat • Sunglasses • Mask • Anti-bac • Hayfever tablets • Insect repellant • Umbrella (just in case) • A long pole to help you keep 2m away • Large shipping container to carry it all
Prof Whitty sounding EXTREMELY cautious about the changes – and making plain 'if people hear a distorted version of what is said…and start behaving in ways they would have before this all happened we will get an uptick' – should still stick to 2m where you can
POULTRY NEWS: Exactly 20 years to the day since the original was released, we can confirm there will be a Chicken Run sequel coming to Netflix!! Produced by @aardman, production is expected to begin next year. Eggsellent.
A new verb – to @KITKAT. Means during a time of crisis to jettison all pretence of having principles and hope no one notices. @nestle are using the pandemic to bury their bad news they are stopping kitkats being fairtrade this autumn, hurting farmers in developing countries.
There's going to be a lot of legs outside the duvet tonight
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 24, 2020
This might present a very practical way for us to put Jesus’ teachings into practice as Christians.
‘Sitting down, Jesus called the Twelve and said, "Anyone who wants to be first must be the very last, and the servant of all."’ Mark 9 v 35 https://t.co/JivI82rf73
— Martin “Pivot” Saunders 🤦🏻♂️ (@martinsaunders) June 24, 2020
A Brit, upon seeing someone who is quite clearly melting in the heat, someone who is wilting like spinach, is dripping with sweat, toasting like crumpets and glowing like molten rock, will be unable to resist asking the question: “bit warm?”
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 25, 2020
The earliest films to use a music score did so not for dramatic effect, but to drown out the noise of the projector.
Alexa. Show me what happens when a government gives up on clear messaging, ignores its chief adviser breaking the rules and tells us to rely on common sense.https://t.co/vio9RkfzOu
— Dawn Robertson 🇪🇺🏴🇳🇱#FBPE (@RobertsonDawn3) June 25, 2020
Boris accuses Keir Starmer of using misleading Cornonavirus statistics.
Keir Starmer responds with: The figures that the Prime Minister says are inadvertently misleading are from the slide at his press conference yesterday.”
According to a study conducted at Colorado State University, women are less likely to date men who like cats. One question is why that’s the case. Another, perhaps more important, is why this study was conducted in the first place.
This is just your daily reminder that any articles/tweets/blogs with guidelines for churches re-opening should be taken with lots of salt. The official gov advice document has (frustratingly) yet to materialise. Until it does, I suggest we all hold fire…
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