A very special Homes Under The Hammer crossword.
Moments when people realised they were old.
Why Africa hasn’t had the COVID19 disaster we expected.
Things that suck about being a grown up.
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I know this for the new ordinations at Wells but it looks like a badass church squad is about to defend the cathedral to the death pic.twitter.com/H89V8j3DZ9
— Sally 🌻 (@magog83) September 26, 2020
What pedestrians look like across Europe pic.twitter.com/nn5JpMgRoG
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) September 27, 2020
Ruth Bader Ginsburg is going to be replaced by a woman who walked through every door that Ginsburg opened for her so she can promptly use her position to shut them all for others behind her.
— Louise Knott Ahern (@weezwrites) September 25, 2020
Make sure you head to the correct spot on the grid, Valtteri 😉#RussianGP 🇷🇺 #F1 pic.twitter.com/I4nCBYBCrv
— Formula 1 (@F1) September 27, 2020
I can't get on with footnotes. Having two conversations at once. Or trying to have one, and constantly being interrupted by the bloke with the parmesan.
— Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) September 27, 2020
Switzerland. A story in 3 acts:
2014:
Narrowly votes against free movement by 50.33% to 49.67%2016-2020:
Watches hellscape of Brexit2020:
Screams to keep free movement by 63% to 37%*https://t.co/oul0sc8dMv— David Schneider (@davidschneider) September 27, 2020
As it’s revealed Donald Trump went 10 years without paying income tax, experts say it would be hugely embarrassing if this tweet were to resurface: pic.twitter.com/pmcEpGh7wJ
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) September 28, 2020
If Harry and Meghan’s £112m reality TV series with Netflix isn’t called ‘The Only Way is Sussex’ they should return the money.
— King Charles III (parody) (@Charles_HRH) September 28, 2020
May I just say: you're doing incredibly well in very difficult circumstances.
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) September 28, 2020
Excited? #reunion pic.twitter.com/KccY8LJG2t
— antanddec (@antanddec) September 29, 2020
DC Tiddles is questioning him now, Sarge. https://t.co/WTl3Tja3PB
— Paul (@bingowings14) September 23, 2020
I. SCREAMED. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡 https://t.co/PBOmfjyoE1
— Le Gateau Chocolat (@LeGateauChoc) September 26, 2020
Here's how 'The Drew Barrymore Show' is operating during COVID-19, via a real-time virtual set set-up implemented by @cbsdigitalla https://t.co/EYaSZ24eQd pic.twitter.com/7x7jhCkuTV
— befores & afters magazine (@beforesmag) September 28, 2020
Oh my god @rhodri. Perfection.
— Greg James (@gregjames) September 29, 2020
UPDATE: I added a couple of others from the great suggestions received… pic.twitter.com/v8rbxjKiAo
— Bini Patel-Watkins (@BiniPW) September 30, 2020
For the showstopper, the bakers have to recreate a memorable meal out of biscuits. Should be pretty easy. We remember one particularly memorable meal where we ate a packet of biscuits. #GBBO
— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 29, 2020
I can't believe this is only the series premiere, because I would go as far as saying that this is one of the single best episodes of Bake Off ever #GBBO pic.twitter.com/Hcek6ewL0r
— sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ (@superTV247) September 22, 2020
That was the first hand-shake I've seen in six months #GBBO
— Matt Stott (@mattjstott) September 29, 2020
It’s clear that little useful debate is going to happen between Trump and Biden, so they should make the next one a @taskmaster special. Get them throwing yoghurts around. I’ll speak to Alex today.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) September 30, 2020
Back in London for just a few hours, watching an articulated lorry tip 3 tonnes of carrots outside an art gallery because Goldsmiths pic.twitter.com/k8xkGYfSFh
— Mattie Colquhoun (@xenogothic) September 29, 2020
https://twitter.com/KatyFBrand/status/1311271572574011393
Well… that was something. Tech issues cleared up just in time, and then we had one of the most significant gatherings we've experienced in a long time. Amazing. Thanks for praying. https://t.co/4QMeXPzURO
— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) September 30, 2020
I love this 😂😂😂
Check the official on the right when he catches himself on the big screen 👏🏻#GutInChestOut pic.twitter.com/7Cky5jkKMU— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) September 30, 2020
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you're wearing mask
It goes over the nose too#NationalPoetryDay— Dave (@davechannel) October 1, 2020
https://twitter.com/amateuradam/status/1311720606753267713
Sudan has more than twice as many pyramids as Egypt. (Image: Fabrizio Demartis) pic.twitter.com/OaTVBIdH1i
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) September 15, 2020
Bangladesh has more people than Russia: Bangladesh has 155 million people and Russia has 143.5 million. pic.twitter.com/j79QzNGyRN
— know (@Know) July 31, 2014
There is a fruit by the name of "chocolate pudding fruit" which tastes like chocolate pudding & is healthy for you. pic.twitter.com/pY4xRysM4u
— know (@Know) January 12, 2016
There are polka-dotted zebras 😱😱😱 pic.twitter.com/AIH7xkn8wc
— soar (@The_Balia) May 29, 2020
This is some impressive national gaslighting https://t.co/2PL90Tt5rj
— Dr Xand van Tulleken 🏳️🌈 (@xandvt) October 2, 2020
There is zero chance this isn’t ending up with a Weekend at Bernies situation https://t.co/712p3c00dO
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 2, 2020
My daughter just asked me, "Mom, what's a home phone?"
— Trillia Newbell (@trillianewbell) October 1, 2020
Can you think of a machine that tries less hard to conceal its workings than a bicycle?
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) October 2, 2020
Nobody would have believed this year if they had written it.
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) October 2, 2020
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