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How it started How it’s going pic.twitter.com/XCkeXT0UPw

— Leighton Andrews🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 (@LeightonAndrews) November 28, 2020

"When he said it is good enough to die for I didn't think he was being so literal"

— aran (@arancaytar) November 24, 2020

If there’s one constant in life, it’s us losing games from a winning position #SaintsFC

— Christoph Auckland (@ChrisAuckland) November 29, 2020

Omg you can actually buy the board game from The Queens Gambit 😂 pic.twitter.com/ACVJNunta4

— Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix (@PhilNWang) November 29, 2020

It takes 20 years for fake Christmas trees to become more environmentally-friendly than real ones.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 29, 2020

What is far worse is chocolate flavoured oranges!

— 📢 oFFiCiaL mONsTEr rAvINg lOOnY PArTy 🎩 (@Official_MRLP) November 29, 2020

My ego feels the need to point out that it wasn’t just *my* work that dried up. https://t.co/OBbdkjKgxM

— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) November 29, 2020

Leave the Nightingale Hospitals up, turn them into homeless shelters. Tax the PPE barons to pay for it.

— Dr Janaway (@drjanaway) November 29, 2020

Looks like the sun can't be bothered to get up and do it's job and we can really respect that.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 30, 2020

Just held a persons hand as they died alone, without their family or loved ones by their side. Glad you enjoyed your meal. https://t.co/L4FrRUnIdx pic.twitter.com/RWkBELdRXA

— Joanna 🌈 (@joanna_louise0) November 30, 2020

Let me be clear: Wearing a mask is not about making your life less comfortable or taking something away. It’s to give something back to all of us — a normal life.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) November 29, 2020

Have we found out yet which Cabinet member’s cousin runs a Scotch Egg factory?

— David M Barnett (@davidmbarnett) December 1, 2020

Roses are red
This year is unreal pic.twitter.com/S8fO1oLnz7

— Greg James (@gregjames) December 1, 2020

this was shared in a group I'm in for bad signs, and I still don't think I've worked out what it's supposed to say pic.twitter.com/B7BJ5QXhhO

— reverse-engineered solid snake (@PublicChaffinch) December 1, 2020

Farther Christmas – the socially distanced celebration

— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) December 2, 2020

https://t.co/X3OJdKZgwU pic.twitter.com/1D9UJBa8L1

— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) December 2, 2020

Good Morning. It looks like I might have a contender for ‘Best Advent Calendar of the Year’ again!! pic.twitter.com/7ltcBnqUTS

— Anthony Goodwin (@GoodersFMS) December 1, 2020

The numbers drawn in this week's South African national lottery were 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) December 3, 2020

My dad got a Christmas card from Sainsbury's telling him he was the NUMBER ONE buyer of bacon (6-pack, thick cut) in the country?!

— Dave Lee (@DaveLeeBBG) December 2, 2020

Churchy tweet:
Anyone preaching on Luke 1 this Sunday, add a "Zechariah! You're on mute!" reference for added topical bonus points. pic.twitter.com/nBa6E3Uvnb

— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) December 3, 2020

I’m sure lots of people have said this already – I just haven’t seen it anywhere – but thank you to all the scientists, researchers, administrators, technicians, logisticians for bringing this extraordinary vaccine into existence.

— Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) December 3, 2020

Today we found out that someone very senior who works here has a smartwatch that buzzes whenever we tweet so we've scheduled this for late at night just to annoy them.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 3, 2020

Nailed it, lads! 🤣 https://t.co/0bbdoTCU81

— Tom Fletcher (@TomFletcher) December 4, 2020

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— Animal memes online (@catshouldnt) December 4, 2020

No. https://t.co/f4cFmuwuAv

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 4, 2020