Online carol service bingo.
The English language is ridiculous.
As someone who grew up Evangelical, and still holds onto that word in odd, interesting, and conflicted ways, can I just say that Christian Concern are an in-house problem that needs dealing with.
— Brett Gray (@bcgray) November 27, 2020
How it started How it’s going pic.twitter.com/XCkeXT0UPw
— Leighton Andrews (@LeightonAndrews) November 28, 2020
"When he said it is good enough to die for I didn't think he was being so literal"
— aran (@arancaytar) November 24, 2020
If there’s one constant in life, it’s us losing games from a winning position #SaintsFC
— Christoph Auckland (@ChrisAuckland) November 29, 2020
Omg you can actually buy the board game from The Queens Gambit 😂 pic.twitter.com/ACVJNunta4
— Phil Wang (@PhilNWang) November 29, 2020
It takes 20 years for fake Christmas trees to become more environmentally-friendly than real ones.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 29, 2020
What is far worse is chocolate flavoured oranges!
— 📢 oFFiCiaL MoNsTEr rAVIng #LooNyLoTTo PArTy 🎩 (@Official_MRLP) November 29, 2020
My ego feels the need to point out that it wasn’t just *my* work that dried up. https://t.co/OBbdkjKgxM
— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) November 29, 2020
Leave the Nightingale Hospitals up, turn them into homeless shelters. Tax the PPE barons to pay for it.
— Dr Ben (@drjanaway) November 29, 2020
Looks like the sun can't be bothered to get up and do it's job and we can really respect that.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 30, 2020
Just held a persons hand as they died alone, without their family or loved ones by their side. Glad you enjoyed your meal. https://t.co/L4FrRUnIdx pic.twitter.com/RWkBELdRXA
— Joanna 🌈 (@joanna_louise0) November 30, 2020
Let me be clear: Wearing a mask is not about making your life less comfortable or taking something away. It’s to give something back to all of us — a normal life.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) November 29, 2020
Have we found out yet which Cabinet member’s cousin runs a Scotch Egg factory?
— David M Barnett (@davidmbarnett) December 1, 2020
This whole scotch egg thing has provided preachers with a wonderful illustration of legalism for years to come. If people are given rules to follow without a heart that wants to follow them, this is the sort of nonsense you end up with.
— Andrew Wilson (@AJWTheology) December 1, 2020
Roses are red
This year is unreal pic.twitter.com/S8fO1oLnz7— Greg James (@gregjames) December 1, 2020
this was shared in a group I'm in for bad signs, and I still don't think I've worked out what it's supposed to say pic.twitter.com/B7BJ5QXhhO
— PowerBottom 5000 (@PublicChaffinch) December 1, 2020
Oh my God. Sorry. But this made me so happy.
There are two books by Dolly Parton's bed right now and one of them is the Bible and the other is The Midnight Library! pic.twitter.com/U0igiyb9tH
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) December 1, 2020
Farther Christmas – the socially distanced celebration
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) December 2, 2020
https://t.co/X3OJdKZgwU pic.twitter.com/1D9UJBa8L1
— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) December 2, 2020
Good Morning. It looks like I might have a contender for ‘Best Advent Calendar of the Year’ again!! pic.twitter.com/7ltcBnqUTS
— Anthony Goodwin (@GoodersFMS) December 1, 2020
The numbers drawn in this week's South African national lottery were 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) December 3, 2020
My dad got a Christmas card from Sainsbury's telling him he was the NUMBER ONE buyer of bacon (6-pack, thick cut) in the country?!
— Dave Lee (@DaveLeeFT) December 2, 2020
Churchy tweet:
Anyone preaching on Luke 1 this Sunday, add a "Zechariah! You're on mute!" reference for added topical bonus points. pic.twitter.com/nBa6E3Uvnb— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) December 3, 2020
I’m sure lots of people have said this already – I just haven’t seen it anywhere – but thank you to all the scientists, researchers, administrators, technicians, logisticians for bringing this extraordinary vaccine into existence.
— Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) December 3, 2020
Today we found out that someone very senior who works here has a smartwatch that buzzes whenever we tweet so we've scheduled this for late at night just to annoy them.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 3, 2020
Absolutely worth stealing from Facebook.
“Hope that answers your question”
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/YVx17zr0pp
— Ice Queen Storm Harley ❄️🐺❄️ (@_Embo) December 3, 2020
Nailed it, lads! 🤣 https://t.co/0bbdoTCU81
— Tom Fletcher (@TomFletcher) December 4, 2020
Hugh Grant deserved a Grammy for this https://t.co/Fwmc3U9azc pic.twitter.com/cjC1ILgJWM
— reesh (@KrisJennerTD) November 23, 2020
— place where cat shouldn't be (@catshouldnt) December 4, 2020
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 4, 2020
I’ve seen Home Alone a countless number of times and only tonight noticed that Joe Pesci’s character is wearing a gun shaped tie clip in the beginning. from MovieDetails
In The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, The White Witch’s crown melts as her power dwindles from MovieDetails
In Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007). Dumbledore’s Army: All the girls are wearing skirts except Ginny (3rd from left) who is wearing pants; probably a hand-me-down from her brothers. (Good going costume department) from MovieDetails
Incredibles (2004) Elastagirl’s original suit was red and Mr. Incredible’s suit was blue, their first child’s name? Violet from MovieDetails
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