How to have a carol service at home.
Novelty Christmas face masks are going to be a thing, aren’t they? Sigh.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 7, 2020
We regret to inform you they have become a thing. https://t.co/nGGm6LMher
— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 7, 2020
Game On!! pic.twitter.com/KkY5juOihh
— Vernon Kay (@vernonkay) December 7, 2020
How come when fish cross an imaginary line they become OUR fish, but when people do the same they don't become OUR people?
— Peter (@BlackRyu82) December 6, 2020
You wouldn't be nearly as scared of the government tracking you with a vaccine, if you knew how hard it was to see an x-ray from another hospital.
— Surgical SHO CT BNO (@AbdoPainHotline) December 7, 2020
William Shakespeare walks into a bar in Tier 3: “You’re Bard!” https://t.co/dlwsKAu3DS
— Jack Palmer-White (@jackpalmerwhite) December 8, 2020
Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds. pic.twitter.com/v1jvCTNMmK
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) December 5, 2020
The whole of Britain now trying to think of Shakespeare vaccine puns, but we all only know the one play we had to do for O level.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) December 8, 2020
I call this one: Britain. pic.twitter.com/V0s2WDOk1J
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) December 7, 2020
Selfridge pays 'homage' to postal workers by stealing their postbags and turning them into overpriced crap.🤔 https://t.co/J9RE7a6gKh
— Claudia Oliver (@claudiaoliver74) December 9, 2020
It’s taken me about 28 years! Certainly wasn’t meaning to guilt anyone. https://t.co/OLwXkvDM0T
— Martin Saunders 🤦🏻♂️ (@martinsaunders) December 9, 2020
Almost exactly one year apart.
Happy anniversary! pic.twitter.com/j5k4disLtJ
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 9, 2020
We are in 2020 and these people are living in 3020.
pic.twitter.com/KPoBKJvbZr— Icecream Baba (@vichupedia) April 22, 2020
We're all living in 2020, this guy is living in 3020… pic.twitter.com/BA2rqCyoVQ
— LADbible (@ladbible) October 19, 2020
Some people are already in 3020 pic.twitter.com/MTy7TVNrkM
— Senje 🤗 (@Miss_Khaimia) March 5, 2020
пока мы живем в 2019 этот человек скоро будет встречать 3020 pic.twitter.com/h2NXahHISS
— своеобразная 🦁 (@psychobiboy) December 7, 2019
China no está en 2020, está en el 3020 😮😮😮 pic.twitter.com/0Kh0RxfOZ7
— Sopitas (@sopitas) January 1, 2020
This Legend is already living in 3020😂🙌 pic.twitter.com/fn6Y9e50SR
— BIG DADDY (@bigdaddyvinz) May 18, 2020
well, she's not named taylor slow
— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) December 10, 2020
At this nursing home, the staff wanted to do something special. So they gave out Nerf guns, put on antlers and reindeer costumes — and held a "deer hunt." pic.twitter.com/X7dfy0x7yO
— Theo (@TheoShantonas) December 10, 2020
No deal would be fantastic, and that’s why I’ve been fleeing to the EU and begging Merkel for a call. https://t.co/KJRufraAxe
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) December 11, 2020
Disenchanted, a sequel to the hit film Enchanted, will stream exclusively on @DisneyPlus. Amy Adams returns for more fantastical fun as Giselle! 👑
— Disney (@Disney) December 11, 2020
I see we’re finally at the “but what is food anyway” stage of Brexit pic.twitter.com/2SMvrLWM7o
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) December 11, 2020
If a CEO and board did to a company what Johnson and his govt have done to this nation, they’d have been arrested.
— Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy) December 11, 2020
Britain had a brilliant deal in the European Union. Johnson & the Tories chose to throw away that deal. Now they are complaining that they can’t dictate the deal to replace the deal
Pitiful
— Andrew Adonis (@Andrew_Adonis) December 11, 2020
annual reminder of my sister saying about Christmas “two weeks today it’ll all be over” that’s the spirit!
— nick grimshaw (@grimmers) December 12, 2020
I don’t even like insulin that much anyway https://t.co/mUme10riSw
— Ed Gamble (@EdGambleComedy) December 10, 2020
Is there a hashtag or, christ, ANYthing we can do or tweet so our EU twitter neighbours know most of us over here in the UK are deeply ashamed & embarrassed by @borisjohnson & our government, & don’t want ANY of this 😔😣😡🤬 #WeLoveEU
— Susy Kane (@kusysane) December 12, 2020
It’s been four years since I received this anonymous fake court summons to my work place and I still to this day do not know who did it pic.twitter.com/XqOReBVJ4K
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) December 12, 2020
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