

Wtf when did cereal go landscape? pic.twitter.com/aqs9ymVCPB
— Laura Lexx (@lauralexx) May 1, 2021
Mother of Gogh! #LineofDuty #MotherofGod pic.twitter.com/hE45nexOUW
— Adrian Dunbar (@dunbarnews) May 1, 2021
— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) May 1, 2021
Quite a few people here declaring they are NOT watching Line Of Duty. Such an odd thing to do. Do they also stand outside cinemas showing popular films shouting that they don't have a ticket for that either?
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) May 2, 2021
fuck me witness protection looks great. #LineOfDuty pic.twitter.com/3L5974EJtd
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) May 2, 2021
I was right! pic.twitter.com/mAKGZVSmWK
— Emma Kennedyš (@EmmaKennedy) May 2, 2021
I donāt watch #LineOfDuty but, from reading tweets about it, Iāve come to the conclusion that this is what it seems to be about. pic.twitter.com/iCvrf8jX5p
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 25, 2021
I think my dream in life is to write something that people cared enough about in the first place that theyād then be angry at what I did with it.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) May 2, 2021
Me: Can remember my very first landline phone number, the name of every form teacher I had from infant to secondary school and all the words to most 90s hit songs.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 2, 2021
Also me: What the hell did I walk into this room for?
Worker ants take about 250 naps per day, but each nap only lasts a minute.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 3, 2021
I knew my ex gf was going to dump me so i set up a profile called āAdd Profileā on her Netflix account and 3 yrs later iām still watching
— alien skier š½š½š½ (@clichedout) May 2, 2021
To summarise; Chloe managed to crack the whole thing without even breaking a sweat. She did it in one season and she still didnāt even get invited to the pub āmateā #LineofDutyFinale pic.twitter.com/0QJIH1Q0cT
— Erron Gordon (@errongordon) May 2, 2021
Interspecies friendship of the day. pic.twitter.com/gRCGzHqeQi
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) May 3, 2021
A tale of two witness protection schemes. Gill Biggeloe must be fuming. #LineOfDuty pic.twitter.com/X0qwUgYlJb
— The Church Mouse (@thechurchmouse) May 3, 2021
WHY IS HE LOOKING AT A SLICE OF HIMSELF pic.twitter.com/hVqdjizNPB
— Equityās Cleanest Hands (@julialarwood) May 2, 2021
If #LineOfDuty raises awareness of the correct spelling of definitely this has not been for nothing.
— Annie McGuire (@Annie__McGuire) May 2, 2021
Remember, all gossip must be phrased in the form of a prayer request.
— Church Dad Jokes (@MrChurchGuy) May 3, 2021
Makes you proud to be British. pic.twitter.com/TlgVe6Ftgz
— George (@wappingraces) May 3, 2021
All day Iāve been imagining elaborate Mercurio conspiracy theories- ranging from a surprise 8th episode thatāll appear next Sunday, through to it all being the setup for a spin-off series…
— Martin Saunders š¤¦š»āāļø (@martinsaunders) May 3, 2021
I fear they just fumbled it… but JUST IMAGINE if Jed was trolling us all. #LineOfDuty
Finally getting the respect he deserves. pic.twitter.com/J3Onfj2N0s
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) May 3, 2021
This is not the calendar-based joke youāre looking for.
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) May 4, 2021
Guide dogs poo on command.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 4, 2021
This picture of Nigel was taken a year ago and then he died a few hours later.
— Monty Don (@TheMontyDon) May 4, 2021
I believe his life was good to the very end. pic.twitter.com/PsL959qVd1
Must be quite difficult, if Bill Gates is keen on marrying again, to find someone who can put their hand on their heart and say that they aren't in any way, not one iota, doing it for the money. I know I couldn't. In fact, Bill if you're interested…
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) May 4, 2021
The fourth of May be with you.
— Dave Griffiths (@davegriff) May 4, 2021
During the pandemic:
— Jon Trickett MP (@jon_trickett) May 4, 2021
⢠UK Billionaire wealth grew 35%
⢠UK Foodbank use grew 33%
Weāre seeing a wholesale transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich. Tax wealth & bring in a real living wage.
Hearing that the Line of Duty finale was a let down.
— https:// (@Joe_Henegan) May 4, 2021
I haven't followed it myself. Been too busy following The Lord Jesus Christ who died and was raised again after three days and will never let you down. Not today, not ever. Can I get a hallelujah! pic.twitter.com/LcpNqoxpw2
Can we PLEASE find another way from the 'original utility bill' proof of address stuff because most of us are bloody paperless and it is not 1993
— Lia Louis (@LisforLia) May 4, 2021
God does not love us because Christ died for us. Christ died for us because God loves us.
— Sam Allberry (@SamAllberry) May 4, 2021
ā John Stott
I wonāt stop. Iāll obviously revert to live touring but Iāll keep online stuff going as well. Iād have thought it was an obvious lesson from these twelve months that a big audience exists who find it easier, for whatever reason, to watch stuff from home.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) May 5, 2021
Prince Charming believed Snow White was dead. It is entirely normal for a loved one to kiss a deceased person goodbye, and never once have they been able to gain that persons consent….. you utter fuckwits.https://t.co/B7biso3IjY
— Helen (@Hells4Heroes) May 5, 2021
All presenters of creative challenge shows should be made to watch @joelycett on Sewing Bee because he absolutely nails the fine line between larking about and loving the contestants. Mel and Sue were also excellent at this.
— Emma Kennedyš (@EmmaKennedy) May 5, 2021
Iām sorry to keep going on about it but this is still too cold for May. You canāt be in the fifth month and seeing your breath. We just need some common sense on this issue.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) May 5, 2021
#Election2021
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) May 6, 2021
When you vote today, remember: pic.twitter.com/osn87ujvkY
Iāll be 45 next week and Iām not even ashamed to admit that, in the days leading up to my birthday, I get a certain amount of pleasure when I see food or drink packaging which has my birthday as its expiration date.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 6, 2021
More work needed. pic.twitter.com/HnJuR4fx9V
— Richard Preston (@richardpreston_) May 6, 2021
— Dimi Reider (@reider) May 6, 2021
I have just caught up with *that* Mike Wozniak episode of Taskmaster and if there's anything funnier done/said by a human this year, I very much hope I see that too.
— Chris Addisonš (@mrchrisaddison) May 6, 2021
Why does it look like heās just kidnapped her https://t.co/rXn3Aq2wxO
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) May 6, 2021
If you do fraud and you see this tweet please know ITS ENOUGH. Iām now getting more texts from DHL and Royal Mail than from my own friends
— Chenny (@daviduchenna_) April 28, 2021
Itās time to start studying Paddington 2 in every film class https://t.co/85ZjJyyrvk
— Hannah š¦ (@rejectedhannah) April 27, 2021
Found a picture of the critic who wrote the negative CITIZEN KANE review pic.twitter.com/3UEzmRyf3g
— Robert Daniels (@812filmreviews) April 27, 2021
Pleased to report that Astra-Zeneca Wife is Goodish.
— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) May 8, 2021
(This would probably have worked better if @Mrs_Gorman had been given the Moderna vaccine.)
There was a lot going on in our @rtenews interview yesterday #rtenewsbehindthescenes @PresidentIRL @PaulDeighano pic.twitter.com/2zaJo3fRiY
— SinĆ©ad Crowley (@SineadCrowley) May 3, 2021
Todayās dog walk:
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) May 8, 2021
A poo bag is used…
…But before tying…
…A big gust of wind…
…Inside out.
Worst. Confetti. Ever.
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