Dangerous designs
Mitya earlier, spotting a cat’s tail at the other end of the tunnel pic.twitter.com/JFqZ8nttbQ
— Anna Nicholson (@transponderings) May 15, 2021
— Jason Punyon (@JasonPunyon) May 14, 2021
Woolies no contest#WhenWoolworthsDiedSoDidI pic.twitter.com/p4bPVBBqEC
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) May 16, 2021
Did you know that it’s actually possible for you to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”
— Richard Feynman (@ProfFeynman) May 16, 2021
Proving yet again that getting your ducks in a row is a challenge #thepennines pic.twitter.com/VLVNaxHWJm
— Jane Furniss (@MaryjaneFurniss) May 16, 2021
10 seconds of cuteness 🐥 pic.twitter.com/omuVLiAr6h
— Nikon Photographer (@Astrid_Tontson) May 16, 2021
The 1st lockdown was late because the PM missed the first 5 cobra meetings. The 2nd lockdown was late because the PM cared more about the economy than lives. The new variant lockdown was late because the PM wanted a brexit deal. If only these things had something in common.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 16, 2021
branch manager and his assistant branch manager pic.twitter.com/oXqJh2T9f8
— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) May 16, 2021
Imagine, you get a taxi across Andover, you’re in a hurry and you remember you left your belongings on the back seat, just as the cab drives off!
— Andover Police (@AndoverPolice) May 17, 2021
Argh. The frustration!
Don’t worry though, we have it at the nick. Just pop in to claim it. Bring ID… and maybe an overnight bag 😉 pic.twitter.com/Z3sEki9sNu
"What kind of weather should we expect today?"
— Dave (@davechannel) May 17, 2021
"Yes"
Hardly seems worth coming out of lockdown now…https://t.co/If4545OT6Z
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) May 17, 2021
Stages of owning a toastie maker
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 17, 2021
1. OMG! Just remembered we have a toastie maker. Why don’t we ever use it?
2. Find toastie maker
3. Make tons of toasties
4. Remember it’s a bugger to clean
5. Get bored of toasties
6. Put it back in cupboard
7. 6 months later, repeat stage 1 etc
Any adult that has the correct number of tupperware boxes and lids in a kitchen drawer is too powerful and should never be trusted.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 17, 2021
This gif makes all timelines better: pic.twitter.com/maD0IvHg4w
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) May 18, 2021
This Indian variant…
— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaNigrelli) May 17, 2021
Tell you what might have been handy
Having a really focussed approach to those coming in from India
We could have say…tested them
…tracked them
…perhaps traced them
That reminds me
What was it we spend that £37 BILLION on again?
Dear Fans,
— Emma Watson (@EmmaWatson) May 17, 2021
Rumours about whether I’m engaged or not, or whether my career is “dormant or not” are ways to create clicks each time they are revealed to be true or untrue.
This nasty, people-shaming headline is a direct consequence of @MattHancock’s nasty, people-shaming rhetoric yesterday – directed against residents of Bolton.
— Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford) May 18, 2021
The *govt* allowed the new variant in, refusing for six weeks to close borders with India.https://t.co/TxVMpq1gUo
Bit fucking rich of the Daily Mail to complain about people not getting vaccines after previously scaring the shit out of people about vaccines pic.twitter.com/hqBAai6wkF
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 17, 2021
Went out to walk the dog.
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 17, 2021
I got soaked through ☔️
I also got sunburn 🥵
Tummy rubs are allowed again! https://t.co/WRBegr99cq
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) May 18, 2021
If somebody doesn't do Posh's outfit from SpiceWorld The Movie then why are we even here? #SewingBee pic.twitter.com/E0wcRhixBq
— Fromage a trois (@Paul_Hawkins83) May 19, 2021
A riposte to everyone who thought they'd never use Pythagoras after school. #SewingBee pic.twitter.com/0K4o4ymJrK
— Sewing Bee (@sewingbee) May 19, 2021
More chaos and confusion from this Government on indoor choir rehearsals. After the go ahead was given on Monday, last minute @DCMS guidance limits them to just 6 people.
— Jo Stevens (@JoStevensLabour) May 20, 2021
Why the late guidance & will they publish the evidence that led to this change? #choirsmatter pic.twitter.com/GusGMBsrMO
Britain’s viewers not being able to vote by text in Eurovision is, I assume, another terrible consequence of Brexit.
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) May 20, 2021
A blindfolded @mrmikewozniak was never going to end well, was it? #Taskmaster pic.twitter.com/VUUNXfAYbF
— Taskmaster (@taskmaster) May 20, 2021
I've never identified with Jade Thirlwall more than now. https://t.co/CdrM4SjRBg
— Alice Beverton-Palmer (@alice) May 21, 2021
TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT TODAY
— innocent drinks (@innocent) May 22, 2021
1. It's Saturday
2. It's Eurovision
3. It's Saturday
4. It's Eurovision
5. It's Saturday
6. It's Eurovision
7. It's Saturday
8. It's Eurovision
9. It's Saturday
10. It's Eurovision
Did we mention it's Eurovision?#Eurovision
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