Hancock should've been sacked yesterday instead of resigning today. The prime minister has no principle, no judgement, no belief in the basic standards of public life.
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) June 26, 2021
The problem with Hancock resigning is that whoever replaced him was always going to be a Tory.
— @mrchrisaddison@dizl.de (@mrchrisaddison) June 26, 2021
Matt Hancock:
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 26, 2021
✅Over 150,000 Covid deaths
✅Worst Covid death rate in Europe
✅Let Covid rip through care homes
✅Failed on £37bn Test & Trace
✅Failed on PPE
✅Siphoned billions to pals & donors
✅Broke own Covid rules
Boris Johnson conclusion:
He should be very proud pic.twitter.com/loWbCq7elm
The government have postponed checks on EU imports for months
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 27, 2021
They want to postpone checks on sausage meat into NI
But won’t postpone EU citizens’ deadline even with 300,000 applications stuck in the system
EU citizens. Less important than sausages. https://t.co/tBge4eCI8h
Chris Whitty is always very polite when he goes to a water park#nextslideplease
— Matt Green (@mattgreencomedy) June 27, 2021
Matt Hancock was allowed to choose to leave as and when it suited him. He was not sacked. He remains an MP on £81,932 a year.
— Damian Barr (@Damian_Barr) June 26, 2021
*That* is privilege.
Dear Media, nobody, but nobody needs to see pictures of Matt Hancock’s wife right now. No way is her emotional turmoil in the public interest. Please call off the cameras.
— Rebecca Front (@RebeccaFront) June 27, 2021
Why hadn’t somebody thought of this before?! https://t.co/zzjgfTxNvU
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) June 27, 2021
I wish to apologise to my friends and relations that when I was a chief constable and a major budget holder I did not give you any jobs or contracts – it just never crossed my mind 😕
— Peter Fahy (@peter1fahy) June 27, 2021
A big 👏👏👏 for @MartinSLewis! https://t.co/ezpWLjvJOW
— OpenMoney (@OpenMoneyUK) June 28, 2021
we should finally discuss. why i do not get lunch. i have breakfast. and then dinner. but you get a third meal. placed perfectly between the other two. that’s not fair
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 28, 2021
The Wimbledon crowd is all of us. https://t.co/hNmTelwbAC
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 28, 2021
My husband and I went to Wimbledon in 2019, we watched Serena Williams it was an unforgettable experience. My husband spent the whole time hoping for rain because he was mainly interested in the engineering of the roof.
— Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips) June 28, 2021
The commentator said 'We actually have had everything in this game' but I'm pretty sure I haven't seen a single emu.
— cluedont (@cluedont) June 28, 2021
Not the Health Secretary then. https://t.co/bSYwX73H6m
— Miles King (@MilesKing10) June 28, 2021
A great moment there. The commentator said “if you don’t want to know the Croatian result, look away now”. He then proceeded to SAY the result.
— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) June 28, 2021
This same guy at 87mins and 91 mins is just the best. pic.twitter.com/lDJ6XdZMbY
— 𝚃𝚒𝚖 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚗 (@timolsky) June 28, 2021
It’s an almost impossible argument to win, but I actually prefer the Euros to the World Cup. No silly kick off times and it leads to so many big international derbies
— Elis James (@elisjames) June 28, 2021
Andy Murray on what he did between the third and fourth sets: 'I went and had a shower. I went to the toilet. Just a number one. Yeah, I was really disappointed but I had to remember what I was doing that got me into the winning position… managed to turn it back around.'
— George Bellshaw (@BellshawGeorge) June 28, 2021
Just asked the new Health Secretary to guarantee that the NHS will remain in public hands. He failed to do so.
— Catherine West MP (@CatherineWest1) June 28, 2021
Not a great start.
On the plus side there’s always a Pizza Hut advert for Mbappe
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) June 28, 2021
Switzerland had an unfair advantage playing in front of a neutral crowd.
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) June 28, 2021
Ok, apart from the Germans, the Belgians, the Spanish, the Swiss, the Italians, the Czechs, the Danes, the Swedes and the Ukrainians – we’re the only team that can win this.
— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) June 28, 2021
France out, Portugal out…opening up for England??
— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) June 28, 2021
I know that lots of people are processing real pain and problems at the moment and I don’t want to undermine that, but man I’m anxious about the England game.
— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) June 29, 2021
So…it’s been a while since we were here for this particular fixture. #ENGGER pic.twitter.com/MQlidmL1b0
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) June 29, 2021
If England win Euro 2020 we’ll rename our Bath Southgate store, The Gareth Southgate store 👀
— Sainsbury's (@sainsburys) June 29, 2021
Waistcoats standard uniform obvs
🦁🦁🦁#EnglandvGermany pic.twitter.com/x6uOFByH0K
Look who’s here!👀
— Belle (@RoyallyBelle_) June 29, 2021
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have arrived for the #Eng v #GER match at Wembley!⚽️
Joined by Prince George!😍#Euros2021 #ENGGER pic.twitter.com/wiuwA7JJPT
Are we the baddies? https://t.co/xL5EbTkj6Q
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) June 29, 2021
England could do with Scholes and Beckham on the pitch! pic.twitter.com/nzzdmpAKDc
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) June 29, 2021
Send location. https://t.co/C02BL8arY7
— Rob Beckett (@robbeckettcomic) June 29, 2021
I think this would be fairly entertaining as a red button commentary option 😂#ENGGER https://t.co/3liqU3Lyo1
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) June 29, 2021
My husband said if you forgotten the code to access a construction site always try 1966
— Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips) June 29, 2021
A quick observation about friendship: we should be so careful to only say things like 'let's meet up soon' or 'lets do X together' unless we really have strong intentions to do so. Raising expectations and failing to meet them can exacerbate existing feelings of loneliness.
— Joe Henegan (@Joe_Henegan) June 30, 2021
The real moral of Willy Wonka is that if you spend decades in bed doing nothing one day your family might inherit a chocolate factory so it's kinda of worth just waiting to see what happens.
— Dave (@davechannel) June 30, 2021
Dear Germany,
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 30, 2021
Thank-you for a great game of football last night.
But I am very sorry we booed your national anthem. That should not have happened; it was embarrassing for our country.
Love from England
Jesus died for our sins.
— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) July 1, 2021
Not for our rights.
I was led to believe this would play a FAR greater role in my life than it has done. pic.twitter.com/8ilZ4owvXo
— Nat (@unfortunatalie) June 30, 2021
No, how about we DON’T “order a bit of everything and share”? How about we don’t do that at all? Ever.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 1, 2021
Looking forward to the Olympics. Sampling small bits of everything without having to commit to anything too big. The tapas of sports.
— Michael Fry (@BigDirtyFry) July 1, 2021
This joke is still funny. That is my Henman hill and I will die on it https://t.co/iXLO1rYTZd
— Madeline Grant (@Madz_Grant) June 30, 2021
#BorisJohnsonStats pic.twitter.com/5BmHuKiIBs
— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 2, 2021
In a world beset by poverty, hunger and climate change, it really is a great relief to hear that one billionaire has beaten another in the space tourism race.
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) July 2, 2021
When the ball goes into ruff terrain, we have to call upon an expert retriever 🐾 🎾#Wimbledon pic.twitter.com/pMSbrYbAkB
— Wimbledon (@Wimbledon) July 2, 2021
To be fair, the Welsh version of Paw Patrol is an absolute Bangor https://t.co/nUb7ECNdNc
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) June 27, 2021
Just love a penalty shootout*
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 2, 2021
*not tomorrow though
“I’m feeling a bit better, actually” https://t.co/6hMSvFd089
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) July 2, 2021
Italy have been brilliant but they’ll surely struggle in the semis after the series of fatal injuries they’ve suffered in the final ten minutes.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) July 2, 2021
Some strange goings on in Romsey this evening, whilst we were in posh togs launching the Festival, persons unknown have been working undercover around the town covering up some of the bollards. Heavens knows we have many.
— Romsey Festival (@RomseyFestival) July 2, 2021
Festival event details https://t.co/qKBsEuiyZ5 pic.twitter.com/DgCJaSL5Fs
Boris Johnson on taking the knee: “I don’t believe in gestures”
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 3, 2021
In unrelated news: pic.twitter.com/Av1fhjav4z
Just heard a very very small England fan say 'it's going to be a draw, and we will win 4-3 on penalties'. Truly this generation do not yet have the psychological scarring of mine.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) July 3, 2021
Bit unfair England have to play again only four days after winning the tournament. 🏴
— Henning Wehn (@henningwehn) July 3, 2021
(Billionaires club)
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) July 3, 2021
Bezos: What we gonna do with all this money?
Musk: Not a clue
Branson: I'm stumped
Guy walking past: You could use it to help the poor. Feed them, educate them, make the world better.
They look at each other
Musk: Let's fanny about in space!!
It’s Sunday. I’m allowed to tweet this sort of stuff on the sabbath. This just made me cry… https://t.co/uQJLH3Gswi
— Tim Farron (@timfarron) June 27, 2021
Three Lions ‘98 has “Gareth Southgate, the whole of England is with you” plus “and then one night in Rome, we were strong, we had grown”, so is definitely the one to play today.
— George Eaton (@georgeeaton) July 3, 2021
England into the last 5!!!!
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) July 3, 2021
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