You may notice that this is somewhat shorter than these have been in the past. WordPress has been struggling with the number of embedded links, which means a lot of times the links are just showing as text. So I’m trying to go for something a bit shorter to see if that helps – and it should mean I’ve filtered some of the rubbish out too, win-win!
I think this is the most understated use of the word ‘wounded’ ever https://t.co/x0zgM3QIbd
— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) January 4, 2022
This is the most simple explanation of why everyone is feeling very tired after two years of this. (From @diamondgzrblog who is committed to old-school blogging and therefore always great.) pic.twitter.com/moKZgbTCKt
— Jim Waterson (@jimwaterson) January 4, 2022
So excited! Just came up with a pretty sweet pun on Novak Djokovic’s name AND the news story he’s involved in. Just have to work out when is the best time to drop this total banger of a gag.
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) January 6, 2022
It's quite hard to think of a lower bar for a PM than getting dressed and brushing your hair. https://t.co/CCyoQG6Sth
— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) January 4, 2022
Mimicry of the day. pic.twitter.com/rFrdAYLhag
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) January 6, 2022
A joke from my eldest:
— Laura Smyth (@thatlaurasmyth) January 6, 2022
Her: Have you heard the one about gaslighting?
Me: no
Her: yes you have.
‘All request radio’ is a bit of a strange idea in the modern world, isn’t it. I feel like there might be quicker ways to hear a song you want than sending an email to a radio station and waiting hopefully for four hours.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) January 6, 2022
Guys they just let you draw these
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) January 7, 2022
🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩
I think it's safe to say that my priorities and those of many of the party currently in government are rather out of alignment… 🙄 https://t.co/EeBcomoWe0
— Jo C (@joacie) January 6, 2022
The difference between wanting to cycle and cycling is infrastructure.
— Dr. Natalia Barbour (@natalia_barbour) January 8, 2022
We’ve had roughly 15 minutes more sun each day since the shortest day.
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) January 8, 2022
The good news is that by next Saturday we get another 15 minutes sunlight. And roughly 40 minutes more than now in a fortnight. ☀️
Paddington is the new Martin Lewis https://t.co/44UbdcHHOL
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) January 8, 2022
That Tory MP who wants the BBC to play the National Anthem every night 1st raised the idea 5 years ago – Newsnight reaction was brilliant… pic.twitter.com/V0LAPRoQj0
— Joe O'Shea (@josefoshea) January 6, 2022
Anything to add...?