Kids watching Encanto: I wish I had magical powers.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 3, 2022
Me watching Encanto: I wish I had a house that would clean up after itself.
Me trying to figure out the rules of #LimitlessWin 🤔 pic.twitter.com/viQ71nxtos
— Lyndsay Burke 🍀 (@Lynzi85) January 8, 2022
April 2021:
— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) January 9, 2022
Tests are essential for us to live with the virus
Dec 2021:
Tests run out on Govt websites
Jan 2022:
Tests to be scrapped
I made the Taskmaster house and studio in Lego form.
— Martin Holtham (@MHoltham) January 9, 2022
Task rooms can be removed from the house and put on the ‘screen’ in the studio.
Obviously @AlexHorne and @gdavies are there, but which @taskmaster contestants and tasks can you see? pic.twitter.com/4AaBHaV8Xu
Please record the awkward moment when you tell them you’ve spent most of your career campaigning to have people from Eastern Europe deported.😉 https://t.co/rfFn1hdXlu
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 9, 2022
It’s the CAN U DM ME which seals it for me https://t.co/k5F5NPR20h
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) January 10, 2022
Throwback to when X-Factor made an “over 25s” category and 10yr old me saw them as a group of OAPs
— Georgeclarkeey (@Clarke13George) January 9, 2022
I don’t usually have a lot of positive things to say about Margaret Thatcher.
— Keir Shiels (@keirshiels) January 11, 2022
But she would never have behaved like Johnson. And she’d have come down like a ton of bricks on any works drinks party.
If “vulnerable people are going to die,” is the government response to a pandemic, you already know their climate policy.
— Benjamin Perry (@FaithfullyBP) January 10, 2022
Wourdle.
— Andrew Cotter (@MrAndrewCotter) January 12, 2022
Did they try and tell us about it 4 days after? pic.twitter.com/I3L93e6usV
— Jolyon Rubinstein (@JolyonRubs) January 11, 2022
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.
— czarcasm (@triniliciousd) January 11, 2022
Says a lot about Downing Street that piss ups are indistinguishable from work meetings
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 12, 2022
Boris Johnson on the phone. Thrilled that, of all times, the news about Prince Andrew’s failed court action has broken now.
— Elizabeth Windsor (parody) (@Queen_UK) January 12, 2022
Ahaha the BSL interpreter on BBC news just signed "work event" using sarcastic quotation marks ❤
— Nat Guest (@unfortunatalie) January 12, 2022
Pretty interesting how many "self-care" practices are just normal recreational things that many people did semi-regularly until spending time on the Internet displaced them.
— Samuel D. James (@samueld_james) January 12, 2022
Very striking that @BorisJohnson speaks again and again of “mistakes made” & “mistakes we made” but he can’t bring himself to add the word “I”. Begs the question – is he apologising for his behaviour, that of his staff or just how things look?
— Nick Robinson (@bbcnickrobinson) January 12, 2022
OK, so I was curious, and I played Wordle. And I have a theory about why it's so successful. The design is ingenious in a very particular way
— C Thi Nguyen (@add_hawk) January 12, 2022
This is a philosopher of games' theory of Wordle. A thread:
Oh this is excellent. pic.twitter.com/ed7dywYDhg
— Janine P 🌍💙 💙🌈 (@NinaPinabudhabi) January 13, 2022
Have I missed something?
— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) January 12, 2022
We’re talking about law breaking here…
So why is Sue Gray doing the investigating and not the @metpoliceuk?
On the left is my work Lenovo laptop
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) January 13, 2022
On the right is my personal Lenovo laptop
My life is chaos, I live in agony pic.twitter.com/D5CYVlQfaK
This window is doing TERRIBLY pic.twitter.com/aKoxIJGygP
— ~ (@daniel_barker) January 13, 2022
Please please to be a TV quiz host pic.twitter.com/xRd41DxZLh https://t.co/no8IWxW2Cz
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) January 13, 2022
The campaign to revive “Brainiac: Science Abuse” to TV begins here. pic.twitter.com/xVLFVlHHrU
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) January 11, 2022
I ran out of jokes to make about this story about three parties ago
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) January 13, 2022
pivoting to wordle memes pic.twitter.com/ig0MJIEd5o
— angeline rodriguez (@gelrdrgz) January 13, 2022
I ask a group of 6-year-olds "Who should be the next prime minister?"
— George Pointon (@GeorgePointon_) January 14, 2022
They had some thoughts
A THREAD
Having honed her trade by studying YouTube tutorials, this Master Baker went on to work in some of the world's most exclusive hotels, including the Dorchester in London. pic.twitter.com/izEl8Tyl7A
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) January 14, 2022
A farmer in Turkey has fitted his cows with virtual reality goggles to make them think they are outside in summer pastures. Izzet Kocak found out the pleasant scenes make the cows happier and produce more milk.Future is metaverse! pic.twitter.com/DNZze8Wm5n
— Shuja ul haq (@ShujaUH) January 8, 2022
She turns the light off, closes the door and heads to the exit, going home for the weekend at last.
— Chris Addison💙 (@mrchrisaddison) January 14, 2022
She checks her phone. And stops.
A guttural scream.
A door opens. “You all right?” someone says.
She nods. Barely. Then she turns, and Sue Gray trudges back to the office. https://t.co/wNSuTKtTuD
Just been sent this 😂 pic.twitter.com/ambQHqvVZg
— Scouse_Ma (@Scouse_MaTweet) January 14, 2022
My wife has just observed that Boris Johnson and Chris Whitty have the exact same energy as Zapp Brannigan and Kif Kroker and I think it's the most astute piece of political analysis I've heard in years. pic.twitter.com/OLpX10t3Ea
— Joe Wells (@joewellscomic) January 14, 2022
Boris Johnson and the Downing Street parties, Prince Andrew, Novak Djokovic. These aren't separate stories. It's all one story: a privileged class who think they can get away with anything, suddenly finding out that they can't.
— Daragh Carville (@daraghcarville) January 14, 2022
ineke.co.uk 
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