You’re welcome to him America, because he’ll be lucky to be asked to give a speech to a bin here. https://t.co/mgMhSPyjWI
— Emma Kennedy💙 (@EmmaKennedy) February 6, 2022
A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share – even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6 pic.twitter.com/y1RspNRUzy
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) February 6, 2022
So, mortgage rates are going up, National insurance is going up, energy prices are going up, the cost of living is going up. That was quite a prediction by Yazz back in 1988.
— Ivor Baddiel (@Ivorbaddiel) February 6, 2022
Google, when I search 'big Sainsbury's' I explicitly don't want results for Sainsbury's Local. We human Brits all know what 'big' means in a supermarket context. Your AI could never.
— Aaron (@AaronBoardley) February 7, 2022
Well, that went rather well. pic.twitter.com/kfI7fZvXSZ
— Jack Monroe (@BootstrapCook) February 7, 2022
You will actually catch more (fruit) flies with vinegar than with honey.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) February 8, 2022
It’s unbelievable that an international coalition which could find 130BN dollars a year for Afghanistan when fighting there, cannot find 5 per cent of that amount to prevent millions of Afghans from starving. @SkyNews
— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) February 7, 2022
Sometimes twitter can be horrible, but often so creative….. https://t.co/54jdORX4d0
— Jon Sopel (@BBCJonSopel) February 7, 2022
Watching Johnson moving deckchairs on the titanic… sorry, reshuffling his cabinet. https://t.co/PrYYWXCgpR
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) February 8, 2022
Tweeting about a completed Wordle without giving away spoilers is actually harder than solving the bloody Wordle
— Isy Suttie 💙 (@Isysuttie) February 9, 2022
Somewhat counter-intuitively, covid has made my leaving-the-house checks slightly easier, because "phone, wallet, mask, and keys" neatly matches the cadence of "head, shoulders, knees, and toes"
— Sam D Grover, yeah I think that’s the one (@SamDGrover) February 10, 2022
This is the most honest two minutes of video you’ll hear from a prominent Conservative today. Damning. pic.twitter.com/ZnxwySPQqS
— Adil Ray OBE (@adilray) February 10, 2022
The vending machines are real, as is the paternoster lift – worryingly they *are* designed for people. https://t.co/fLrFBOCT68
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) February 10, 2022
Very late last night it occurred to me that when Ben Whishaw, who voiced Paddington in the movies, stripped off in the first episode of #ThisIsGoingToHurt, basically we saw Paddington bare.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) February 10, 2022
Nuclear fusion breakthrough offering possibility of limitless low-carbon power given minimal media coverage as no-one can find any bad news in it.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) February 10, 2022
#ThisIsGoingToHurt @amateuradam Falsely portraying the life in the NHS as a registrar.
— John Cruise (@JohnPCruise) February 10, 2022
There is absolutely no way you had both a car parking space and your own locker.
Cressida Dick never broke the law. Boris Johnson did. Guess which one just resigned.
— James Oh Brien (@mrjamesob) February 10, 2022
Can someone please explain how things are going to get better with tens of thousands of COVID infected people roaming across society? Do we just not care about the vulnerable, the elderly or yet to be vaccinated? Johnson is playing politics with our lives. Desperate & despicable.
— Adil Ray OBE (@adilray) February 10, 2022
Oh no we’re old https://t.co/U7AcZuMGBJ
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) February 11, 2022
I always feel weirdly proud when I see a Newsround presenter on the grown up news 😂
— Sophie 👻 (@sophservesface) February 11, 2022
Can we all just agree that any world leader who thinks “I fancy starting a world war” just as we’re coming out of a two year pandemic is the very worst of arseholes? Thanks.
— Emma Kennedy💙 (@EmmaKennedy) February 11, 2022
Wow imagine your home also being your workplace during the pandemic, so unique https://t.co/rvSPotHI4E
— Alexander Brown (@AlexofBrown) February 11, 2022
The real unbreachable divide here. I know about 10 of these American "words", several of which only through watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…—
Mike Bird (@Birdyword) February 10, 2022
The real unbreachable divide here. I know about 10 of these American "words", several of which only through watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…—
Mike Bird (@Birdyword) February 10, 2022
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