Inspired by my favourite travel website @seatsixtyone, I just went from London to Barcelona and back by train. I’m keen to cut down on air travel, so I want to share how easy, pleasant & inexpensive it was. 🧵
— Alex von Tunzelmann (@alexvtunzelmann) May 17, 2022
The story behind how Dave Merrington managed Saints through difficult personal circumstances @BBCRadioSolent🔊 pic.twitter.com/1mwC9x8qRE
— BBC Radio Solent Sport (@solentsport) May 22, 2022
I wish that the TV commissioners who send celebrity chefs into foodbanks to teach poor people how to cook, concurrently put the exact same energy into sending poor people in to the Treasury to teach Rishi Sunak how to budget.
— Jack Monroe (@BootstrapCook) May 22, 2022
I don’t know any other business where you can drink booze at work and if Parliament wants to clean up it’s act and stop people doing terrible things they might make a start by banning booze in the Parliamentary Estate. Want a drink? Fine. Have one when you’ve left.
— Emma Kennedy💙 (@EmmaKennedy) May 22, 2022
May I suggest that MPs take a packed lunch to work and wash it down with a can of fizzy pop/glass of tap water?
— Vrrmm 🌻😷💙 (@Jennyflower) May 22, 2022
Their lunch/bar subsidies could then be passed on to subsidise school meals.
Some podcasts should be conversations.
— Andrew Wilson (@AJWTheology) May 23, 2022
Some books should be chapters.
Some chapters should be articles.
Some articles should be tweets.
Some tweets should be prayers.
How very GB News
— Paddy O'Furniture💙 (@Pady_oFurniture) May 23, 2022
He is standing outside a house in Holborn that looks like 10 Downing Street https://t.co/JPMGeoYTWc
The best reviews aren’t always from where you’d expect https://t.co/xaFOy98dY1
— Bella Mackie (@bellamackie) May 24, 2022
I do lots of work with older people, here is a little tip: if you work with people who are now 70, they were 18 in 1970 not 1940.
— Andy Fitchet (@AndyFitchet) May 23, 2022
They listened to The Beatles, The Jackson 5 & Diana Ross. They wore flares and bright clothes.
They were *not* in the war nor listened to Vera Lynn.
BREAKING:
— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) May 24, 2022
Rishi Sunak is announcing new support for the cost of living on the same day as the Sue Gray Report.
TRANSLATION:
The government was happy to watch people freeze and starve for months, but only thought it was worth helping if it could help distract from their crimes.
Hey America, when we had a mass shooting in a school we massively clamped down on who could own a gun. Know how many mass shootings in schools we’ve had since? Zero. It’s ok to change laws to keep kids safe.
— Emma Kennedy💙 (@EmmaKennedy) May 24, 2022
Current status: singing “Sue Grayyyy, Sue Gray!” to the tune of Stingray
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) May 25, 2022
A New York second = the period of time between the lights going green + the taxis behind you honking
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) May 25, 2022
A Westminster second = the period of time between Sue Gray handing in her report + Rishi Sunak announcing how he's saving us with some new scheme (taxes behind you still honking)
30 seconds into his statement and the excuses begin. ‘These people were working long hours’… what? So were millions of others. They followed the rules that you set. How dare you.
— Tim Farron (@timfarron) May 25, 2022
You don't get to 'Respectfully disagree' on whether something is illegal. It's not a serving suggestion. https://t.co/cyZYc8s0Hd
— Nick Pettigrew🇺🇦 (@Nick_Pettigrew) May 25, 2022
We are all in an abusive relationship with a narcissistic government. We’ve been repeatedly lied to, isolated from our friends and allies (Brexit), and told we’re just overreacting to something inconsequential. I’ve seen narcissistic abuse close up, this is precisely what it is.
— Angela Barnes (@AngelaBarnes) May 26, 2022
Looking forward to, I dunno, stealing somebody’s bag later and if caught, just repeating “I take full responsibility for this” as I walk away, carrying the bag.
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) May 25, 2022
I train these clever creatures to save victims trapped in collapsed buildings after earthquakes. We kit them out with a rat backpack, and train them to trigger a switch when they find a victim & come back for a tasty treat 🐀#herosnotpests #science #weirdjobs #WomenInSTEM pic.twitter.com/728IQv70NX
— Dr Donna Kean (@donnaeilidhkean) May 26, 2022
So it turns out “I accept full responsibility” means “changing all the rules so I never have to resign”
— Emma Kennedy💙 (@EmmaKennedy) May 27, 2022
Characters from Postman Pat, but they’re all dancing to The Rockafeller Skank by Fatboy Slim. pic.twitter.com/SGKCD0t927
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 25, 2022
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