The 1st 148 days of 2022 have seen 27 school shootings in America. That’s an average of 1 every 5 & a half days. Hey America – you know that whole, “in the wake of a tragedy is not the time to talk politics” thing… how does that work when you’re always in the wake of a tragedy?
— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) May 29, 2022
Spent fully half an hour this morning battling to repair my glasses, when the one thing I really needed in order to accomplish that… was my glasses. Alanis Morissette would have loved it.
— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) May 30, 2022
Tom Hanks on Springwatch: “Can we just say how great the BBC is? You’re not going to get that in the United States.”
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) May 30, 2022
He’s right, you know. British TV every day is some of the best in the world. pic.twitter.com/hGapYcxNwa
Our spellbinding homage to Her Majesty The #Queen! 👑
— Stonehenge (@EH_Stonehenge) May 30, 2022
We've projected eight portraits of Queen Elizabeth II onto Stonehenge in celebration of the #PlatinumJubilee. pic.twitter.com/vn5vkGHJGt
It turns out this strange man publishes a story about a House Of Games ‘scandal’ pretty much once a week. I’m familiar with clickbait strategies of course, but this is one of the weirdest routes I’ve ever seen a local paper take. pic.twitter.com/1keYG7FLlj
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) June 1, 2022
For anyone unaware, Paddington is the story of an unaccompanied minor who sought refuge in our United Kingdom. This is what we should always be. Kind.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) June 4, 2022
He stuck to his word!! @SamRyderMusic @Chris_Stark @bbc5live
— Scott Mills (@scott_mills) June 4, 2022
SpaceMa'am! #PlatinumPartyatthePalace pic.twitter.com/yZ6KmSyBDK
Schwartz’s Chinese Five Spice powder contains six spices.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) June 4, 2022
Lee Mack, take a bow sir! Absolutely brilliant 👏 #PlatinumJubilee pic.twitter.com/6n1VVp34wp
— Adam Hamilton (@AdzWrestling) June 4, 2022
Steve, the wonderful neighbour, the #redarrows salute you. 👏 🔴⚪️🔵 https://t.co/iIQv8pppkx
— David Montenegro (@pilotmontyuk) June 5, 2022
This, to be fair, is the biggest 'if' I've seen so far. https://t.co/BZMiMPQP6J
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) June 6, 2022
I’m well aware if Johnson goes we might end up with someone just as bad, or worse, in his place – like cleaning dog shit off your shoe then finding the cat has vomited on your bed – but he needs to be hit where it hurts for all the pain he’s caused. We mourned while he partied.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 6, 2022
Petition: persuade the Queen to rebrand as either “Eliizabeth” or as “Eli2abeth”, which would
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) June 6, 2022
a) clarify she is second Elizabeth on the throne,
b) look fresh as hell
Just polled the entire cast and crew of Death In Paradise and 41% think I’m not fit to lead the show and should leave. This is an overwhelming show of support and I’m not going anywhere and anyway what about Keir Starmer.
— Ralf Little 💙 (@RalfLittle) June 7, 2022
Stop saying this is a sweet moment between Prince Louis and Princess Kate. No it is not. That is a hostage situation for Kate. As mom to a 4 year old I assure you, he is threatening to ruin her life 😂😂😂 #PrinceLouis #Jubilee pic.twitter.com/WIdTQf0wN3
— Erin Walker (@ebeewalk) June 6, 2022
BREAKING: Priti Patel is relieved that Priti Patel was not home secretary when her grandparents arrived in the UK x
— Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody (@LKTranslator) June 11, 2022
Now, I might be wrong, but I think Diana Ross might have been miming.#PartyAtThePalace pic.twitter.com/xx2VuDtQ3K
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 4, 2022
ineke.co.uk 
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