The 1st 148 days of 2022 have seen 27 school shootings in America. That’s an average of 1 every 5 & a half days. Hey America – you know that whole, “in the wake of a tragedy is not the time to talk politics” thing… how does that work when you’re always in the wake of a tragedy?
— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) May 29, 2022
Spent fully half an hour this morning battling to repair my glasses, when the one thing I really needed in order to accomplish that… was my glasses. Alanis Morissette would have loved it.
— Martin Saunders 🛰 (@martinsaunders) May 30, 2022
Tom Hanks on Springwatch: “Can we just say how great the BBC is? You’re not going to get that in the United States.”
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) May 30, 2022
He’s right, you know. British TV every day is some of the best in the world. pic.twitter.com/hGapYcxNwa
A question for all my lovely Leave followers: If Johnson was removed from office and a PA managed to pull off a reversal of Brexit, which Brexit benefits would you miss most?
— Irish Elon McMusk (@pongosapien) May 29, 2022
Our spellbinding homage to Her Majesty The #Queen! 👑
— Stonehenge (@EH_Stonehenge) May 30, 2022
We've projected eight portraits of Queen Elizabeth II onto Stonehenge in celebration of the #PlatinumJubilee. pic.twitter.com/vn5vkGHJGt
It turns out this strange man publishes a story about a House Of Games ‘scandal’ pretty much once a week. I’m familiar with clickbait strategies of course, but this is one of the weirdest routes I’ve ever seen a local paper take. pic.twitter.com/1keYG7FLlj
— Mark Watson (I saw him at the Fringe one time) (@watsoncomedian) June 1, 2022
For anyone unaware, Paddington is the story of an unaccompanied minor who sought refuge in our United Kingdom. This is what we should always be. Kind.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) June 4, 2022
Enjoying Prince George giving off I’d rather be at home doing complex maths problems vibes.
— Emma Kennedy💙 (@EmmaKennedy) June 4, 2022
He stuck to his word!! @SamRyderMusic @Chris_Stark @bbc5live
— Scott Mills (@scott_mills) June 4, 2022
SpaceMa'am! #PlatinumPartyatthePalace pic.twitter.com/yZ6KmSyBDK
Schwartz’s Chinese Five Spice powder contains six spices.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) June 4, 2022
Lee Mack, take a bow sir! Absolutely brilliant 👏 #PlatinumJubilee pic.twitter.com/6n1VVp34wp
— Adam Hamilton (@AdzHamerz) June 4, 2022
Steve, the wonderful neighbour, the #redarrows salute you. 👏 🔴⚪️🔵 https://t.co/iIQv8pppkx
— David Montenegro (@RAFRedArrowsOC) June 5, 2022
No, Nadine Dorries, 14 million people did not vote for Boris Johnson, 23,351 people did, in his constituency because that’s how British politics work and the fact you still don’t understand this comes as zero surprise.
— Emma Kennedy💙 (@EmmaKennedy) June 6, 2022
This, to be fair, is the biggest 'if' I've seen so far. https://t.co/BZMiMPQP6J
— Mark Watson (I saw him at the Fringe one time) (@watsoncomedian) June 6, 2022
Prince George looks like he’s sending Louis on with five minutes to go to try get a winner, while William gives him the instructions. pic.twitter.com/54fHLtccvq
— MattinWoolwich (@MattWWoolwich) June 5, 2022
I’m well aware if Johnson goes we might end up with someone just as bad, or worse, in his place – like cleaning dog shit off your shoe then finding the cat has vomited on your bed – but he needs to be hit where it hurts for all the pain he’s caused. We mourned while he partied.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 6, 2022
Petition: persuade the Queen to rebrand as either “Eliizabeth” or as “Eli2abeth”, which would
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) June 6, 2022
a) clarify she is second Elizabeth on the throne,
b) look fresh as hell
Just polled the entire cast and crew of Death In Paradise and 41% think I’m not fit to lead the show and should leave. This is an overwhelming show of support and I’m not going anywhere and anyway what about Keir Starmer.
— Ralf Little 💙 (@RalfLittle) June 7, 2022
Stop saying this is a sweet moment between Prince Louis and Princess Kate. No it is not. That is a hostage situation for Kate. As mom to a 4 year old I assure you, he is threatening to ruin her life 😂😂😂 #PrinceLouis #Jubilee pic.twitter.com/WIdTQf0wN3
— Erin Walker (@ebeewalk) June 6, 2022
BREAKING: Priti Patel is relieved that Priti Patel was not home secretary when her grandparents arrived in the UK x
— Laura Kuenssberg Translator (@BBCLauraKT) June 11, 2022
Now, I might be wrong, but I think Diana Ross might have been miming.#PartyAtThePalace pic.twitter.com/xx2VuDtQ3K
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 4, 2022
ineke.co.uk 
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