Adele’s “Hello” as a Bach fugue.
The scientific answer to the question “Is a hot dog a sandwich?”
Absolutely gutted I spent 7 grand on a pack of Mini Sponge Tarts in Aldi last week only to see them reduced. pic.twitter.com/09vQP5Nr2X
— Glen Mitchell 🇺🇦 🐝 🌹🌈 (@GlenMitchell1) May 24, 2022
Reprogrammed information panel in Brooklyn 🇺🇸pic.twitter.com/fdEIUnncsk
— Daniel Moser – dmoser@mastodon.social (@_dmoser) June 12, 2022
‘Did you know that last tweet you were in went viral?’
— Ian Carter (@IanCarter67) June 13, 2022
‘Really? Nice, though I hate that word.’
‘Understandable. Anyway, I wondered if you’d help plug my book?’
‘How?’
‘Just sit by it and look cute.’
‘Do I get paid?’
‘Is 5 peanuts okay?’
‘Make it 10?
‘Fine, 10. Thank you.’ pic.twitter.com/bv7MCxgLoN
doing my affirmations pic.twitter.com/mPpP2CV7lE
— Andrea More (@amore_orless) June 12, 2022
In Johnson’s defence it is possible for something to be both oven-ready and half-baked, for example those bread rolls you can buy
— Neil Gibbons (@neilgibbons) June 13, 2022
I was born before the world wide web. We can't imagine living without it. Although I can because I did live before it. I create this data visualisation to tell this stor#Innovation #Technology #internet #datavisualisation pic.twitter.com/HrgUjpipeI
— James Eagle (@JamesEagle17) June 3, 2022
I tweeted the ratings of Piers Morgan Uncensored and I’ve been Censored. pic.twitter.com/yRA19z3fwb
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) June 14, 2022
Thought for the Day. pic.twitter.com/0xKkFIkv8F
— Jonathan Calder (@lordbonkers) June 14, 2022
After failing to get a single plane off the tarmac, Priti Patel lands lucrative role as head of EasyJet summer scheduling.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) June 15, 2022
Here’s @thehuwedwards at the start of the TV 10 over the last six years or so, as tweeted by @huwsatten which shared a photo of his starting pose most nights. pic.twitter.com/5xc8xuBJ31
— Marc Blank-Settle @bbcmarc on Threads (@MarcSettle) June 14, 2022
The whole point of GDPR was to stop companies misusing people's personal data.
— BeeDee (@BlairD) June 17, 2022
The entire POINT was that people can take back control of their own data – if they don't consent to it being used, it cannot be used.
Do you really not understand this point?
In Cluj-Napoca, Romania, you can pay for your bus ticket by doing 20 squats. A device measures the squats and issues a bus ticket valid for a trip in the city! pic.twitter.com/bFsKsdtwSX
— A/Prof Holly Seale (@hollyseale) June 16, 2022
I myself have wondered why refugees didn't stay in European countries and have travelled on. So I asked them.
— Jennifer Blair (@SqueakinglyJen) June 14, 2022
Didn’t realise BBC Parliament were stepping into comedy programming, so well done them. pic.twitter.com/BeZatfy5VH
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) June 16, 2022
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