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— Tesco (@Tesco) March 31, 2023

Secret’s out: Volkswagen just dropped the ultimate accessory. Our new nail varnish collection lets you match with your favourite Volkswagen shades, plus it’s a lifesaver for those little dings and scratches. So, get ready to paint the town red (or blue, or orange, or…)💙 pic.twitter.com/oJajyxjmJv

— Volkswagen UK (@UKVolkswagen) April 1, 2023

You spoke, we listened!
Introducing Channel 4 minus one.
Your favourite Channel 4 shows, just one hour earlier.
Perfect for those who want the UK's best telly but fancy an early night.
Coming soon.

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) April 1, 2023

REVEALED: Winston Churchill wrote to the Hall in 1940 asking if we really had Hitler’s ball. https://t.co/1cy0lcWKoC pic.twitter.com/9gef6UUZkH

— Royal Albert Hall (@RoyalAlbertHall) April 1, 2023

The most special of buys – the Limited Edition #CheckOutDuty. Available today only. pic.twitter.com/1jdWZ09qZT

— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) April 1, 2023

New phone too big for your pocket? We’re now offering free pocket tailoring any time you purchase a new phone from O2. Don’t let a bigger screen make your pockets redundant! pic.twitter.com/nos0glNe6p

— O2 (@O2) April 1, 2023

Rangers at @AveburyNT have been buzzing to trial new conservation techniques to help bumblebees in their orchards. Watch the video ‘bee’low to see them in action and find out how you can get involved with this vital work too.

Don't miss the sting at the end! 🐝#BlossomWatch pic.twitter.com/7bpEg1FFiy

— National Trust (@nationaltrust) April 1, 2023

You asked… so we delivered! 😉 Our new streetwear range will be available until the 20th of April. Shop now, before it's too late. #POStreetwear pic.twitter.com/Vpn2Snm1Y3

— Post Office (@PostOffice) April 1, 2023

📣Calling all fashionistas 📣 

We’ve got the must have drop of the season.  

Unveiling the Big McNugget Boot, the most flavoursome shoe of SS23. Releasing exclusively through the McDonald’s App this Monday. pic.twitter.com/1hjFuFZOfG

— McDonald's UK (@McDonaldsUK) April 1, 2023

🚨 The limited edition Feathers beanie – dropping 26/12, £19.93 🚨 pre-order link coming soon… 👀 pic.twitter.com/QrpVC7TBnb

— Aardman (@aardman) April 1, 2023

Breaking News! Take five with our brand new KitKat® FIVE finger! ✋ 🍫 Four delicious KitKat® Fingers with the addition of a KitKat® thumb! Not only this, we’re changing our tagline to ‘Take five, take a KitKat®!’ So now the question is, who’s ready to #TakeFiveTakeaKitKat! pic.twitter.com/10787PMT3W

— KITKAT (@KITKAT) April 1, 2023

Introducing… Merlonay! 🍷

This fool-proof bottle lets you blend your own rosé wine, making it as pink or pale as you like.

Mix 10ml of red with 165ml of white for a delicate Provençal pink, or 65ml of red with 100ml of white for a deep-coloured rosé. pic.twitter.com/gZV36VGpAo

— Waitrose & Partners (@waitrose) March 31, 2023

Eating cakes in our car parks just got *official*. Introducing… cake parking bays 🍰 🚗 pic.twitter.com/Ymiy6L9IaA

— Morrisons (@Morrisons) April 1, 2023

Get a whiff of our new scratch and sniff labels, available on select ready meals. pic.twitter.com/Uwntr6DR0z

— Co-op (@coopuk) April 1, 2023

Get “Verified” for just £7.00 – lasts longer than a month#Verified #TwitterBlue pic.twitter.com/8Ypwmylfxt

— LUSH UK (@LushLtd) April 1, 2023

From takeout to take me out – we're lifting the lid on this season's must-have fashion accessory: the (Lunch)Box Bag. pic.twitter.com/F8GZO3Lj7W

— Dunelm (@DunelmUK) April 1, 2023

Purple is the new yellow. Excited to reveal our NEW pack design featuring our signature NEW shade. Who’s excited to see the new boxes in store? #HaveYouHadYours pic.twitter.com/VXvJc5qItm

— Weetabix (@weetabix) April 1, 2023

Move over chocolate, Easter just got a whole lot cheesier, crispier and more delicious.

Thanks to the latest dough technology we’re launching the world’s first… Pizza Egg.

Available now in two iconic flavours, the Padana and American Hot 🍕🥚 pic.twitter.com/4a8kw4Isvj

— PizzaExpress (@PizzaExpress) April 1, 2023

New plans to allow electric cars to drive in both directions on one-way streets are set to become a reality in the UK. The move, which is being introduced to encourage electric car uptake, has the potential to significantly shorten journeys for drivers. https://t.co/mdnfA1P0JK pic.twitter.com/m98G4Gdm0K

— ⚡️Electrifying.com (@ElectrifyingCom) April 1, 2023

#EV charging just got a lot more paw-some! 🐾 Introducing our revolutionary Vehicle-to-Pet (V2P) technology that harnesses the energy generated by your pet’s daily exercise to produce electricity for your #EVs. Will you be getting on board with #PetPower? 🔌 #SmarterWithIndra pic.twitter.com/oBVnKeh5vZ

— Indra Renewable Technologies (@Indra_rt) April 1, 2023

Farm to mouth.
Field to table.
Compost bin to your stomach.

Using fruit, the whole fruit, and nothing but the fruit. Our new zero waste super smoothie is the greenest drink we've ever made.

And we don't just mean the colour you turn after drinking it. pic.twitter.com/W2RyiqbFLB

— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 1, 2023

Shakespeare had a twin?! 🤯

We are thrilled to announce that we have found a missing page of William Shakespeare’s will! Long thought lost, it names a long-lost twin brother as one of the heirs to his estate.https://t.co/VfazlOth8w

— Shakespeare’s Globe (@The_Globe) April 1, 2023

Wild Explorers just got wilder! 🦏

Our herd of rhinos have started to take on the pattern of our zebras! 😵

This is not unusual and can happen after several years, as each animal spends a lot of time in the company of another species… Wild, right?

📸 Mark Parris pic.twitter.com/EZC8bknAev

— Marwell Wildlife (@Marwellwildlife) April 1, 2023

We’re always looking for ways to make our annual gathering more sustainable. One of the main ways we can do that is through the food and drink choices we offer at the festival. 🧵 [1/5] pic.twitter.com/tcgL2gLT16

— Greenbelt Festival (@greenbelt) April 1, 2023

Here’s our new concept at stretching the brand…a micro brewery on top of a Timpson Pod. Great beer by great colleagues! pic.twitter.com/anr705aYmJ

— James Timpson (@JamesTCobbler) April 1, 2023

CofEBay plans to co-ordinate sales of furniture, linen, vestments, architectural paraphernalia and more to restore to use a range of items rendered redundant over the last half century by changing patterns of worship and church attendance:https://t.co/KCRk4W57Nb pic.twitter.com/3zRE4XFfV5

— Diocese of York (@DioceseOfYork) April 1, 2023

Introducing Beefeater Fungus Gin, made using the world’s fastest-growing fungi. It’s flying off the shelves, so make sure you grab THE LAST OF our stock while it lasts 😉🍄 #TheSpiritofLondon #TheLastofUs pic.twitter.com/wcMPup4bZx

— beefeaterlondon (@BeefeaterLondon) April 1, 2023

We welcome a new doctor to The Square this summer. Dr Karl Kennedy will be doing a short stint in Walford’s GP surgery before he heads back to Erinsborough! We. Can’t. Wait. #EastEnders #Neighbours pic.twitter.com/l8fJ7CH9s2

— BBC EastEnders (@bbceastenders) April 1, 2023

Sadly Durdle Door didn’t make it through the weather last night. End of an era! Is it still even a door? It may need a new name…#durdledoor #jurassiccoast #april2023 pic.twitter.com/p5r9pwFkli

— Tess Of The Vale (@tessofthevale) April 1, 2023

New brand a-peel at the petrol pumps 🤩🍊

🚨 #OrangeJuice is flying off the forecourts so make sure you don't get pipped at the pump today 🚨

Find out more 👉 https://t.co/t96lG9c7N8 pic.twitter.com/zfGKLk9Fpn

— The RAC (@TheRAC_UK) April 1, 2023

Behold the Cheese and Kimchi Smelt, our first edible candle that tastes as good as it smells 🕯️Enjoy the aromas of the candle as it melts away; all that's left to do is tuck in 😍Want one? Click the link below!👇https://t.co/h6nk39eKAJ#Ocado #kimchi #cheesetoastie #ediblecandle pic.twitter.com/vtkkJQiznO

— Ocado (@Ocado) April 1, 2023

Tom 'The magician' Elderfield went and exposed #TheTraitors for using SCRIPTS?! 😱

He put all his papers on the table. pic.twitter.com/oe3Md0IKuh

— The Traitors UK (@TheTraitorsUK) April 1, 2023

Get out of sphere, it's wheely happening! We think it’s time to cater to a more serious audience, so we're launching a NEW square-shaped Babybel 🟥 #SquareBabybel #babybel #minibabybel #snack #lunchbox #cheese pic.twitter.com/t97xGNu8OW

— Babybel UK (@Babybel_UK) April 1, 2023