Feels like mostly a strong batch this year (though I did ignore one or two including Lego… just didn’t feel good enough to share). We definitely lost a few by it not being a weekday, but what’s there feels like high quality.
Like last year, I’ve put captions below the posts in case the culprits delete them after midday – let’s hope not many do!
Let me know if you find any good ones I’ve missed and I’ll tack them on the bottom later.
Secret’s out: Volkswagen just dropped the ultimate accessory. Our new nail varnish collection lets you match with your favourite Volkswagen shades, plus it’s a lifesaver for those little dings and scratches. So, get ready to paint the town red (or blue, or orange, or…)💙 pic.twitter.com/oJajyxjmJv
You spoke, we listened! Introducing Channel 4 minus one. Your favourite Channel 4 shows, just one hour earlier. Perfect for those who want the UK's best telly but fancy an early night. Coming soon.
New phone too big for your pocket? We’re now offering free pocket tailoring any time you purchase a new phone from O2. Don’t let a bigger screen make your pockets redundant! pic.twitter.com/nos0glNe6p
O2 will tailor your pockets for free if your phone is too big.
Rangers at @AveburyNT have been buzzing to trial new conservation techniques to help bumblebees in their orchards. Watch the video ‘bee’low to see them in action and find out how you can get involved with this vital work too.
You asked… so we delivered! 😉 Our new streetwear range will be available until the 20th of April. Shop now, before it's too late. #POStreetwearpic.twitter.com/Vpn2Snm1Y3
Unveiling the Big McNugget Boot, the most flavoursome shoe of SS23. Releasing exclusively through the McDonald’s App this Monday. pic.twitter.com/1hjFuFZOfG
Breaking News! Take five with our brand new KitKat® FIVE finger! ✋ 🍫 Four delicious KitKat® Fingers with the addition of a KitKat® thumb! Not only this, we’re changing our tagline to ‘Take five, take a KitKat®!’ So now the question is, who’s ready to #TakeFiveTakeaKitKat! pic.twitter.com/10787PMT3W
This fool-proof bottle lets you blend your own rosé wine, making it as pink or pale as you like.
Mix 10ml of red with 165ml of white for a delicate Provençal pink, or 65ml of red with 100ml of white for a deep-coloured rosé. pic.twitter.com/gZV36VGpAo
Purple is the new yellow. Excited to reveal our NEW pack design featuring our signature NEW shade. Who’s excited to see the new boxes in store? #HaveYouHadYourspic.twitter.com/VXvJc5qItm
New plans to allow electric cars to drive in both directions on one-way streets are set to become a reality in the UK. The move, which is being introduced to encourage electric car uptake, has the potential to significantly shorten journeys for drivers. https://t.co/mdnfA1P0JKpic.twitter.com/m98G4Gdm0K
— ⚡️Electrifying.com (@ElectrifyingCom) April 1, 2023
Electric cars allowed to drive both ways down one way streets
#EV charging just got a lot more paw-some! 🐾 Introducing our revolutionary Vehicle-to-Pet (V2P) technology that harnesses the energy generated by your pet’s daily exercise to produce electricity for your #EVs. Will you be getting on board with #PetPower? 🔌 #SmarterWithIndrapic.twitter.com/oBVnKeh5vZ
— Indra Renewable Technologies (@Indra_rt) April 1, 2023
We are thrilled to announce that we have found a missing page of William Shakespeare’s will! Long thought lost, it names a long-lost twin brother as one of the heirs to his estate.https://t.co/VfazlOth8w
We’re always looking for ways to make our annual gathering more sustainable. One of the main ways we can do that is through the food and drink choices we offer at the festival. 🧵 [1/5] pic.twitter.com/tcgL2gLT16
CofEBay plans to co-ordinate sales of furniture, linen, vestments, architectural paraphernalia and more to restore to use a range of items rendered redundant over the last half century by changing patterns of worship and church attendance:https://t.co/KCRk4W57Nbpic.twitter.com/3zRE4XFfV5
Introducing Beefeater Fungus Gin, made using the world’s fastest-growing fungi. It’s flying off the shelves, so make sure you grab THE LAST OF our stock while it lasts 😉🍄 #TheSpiritofLondon#TheLastofUspic.twitter.com/wcMPup4bZx
We welcome a new doctor to The Square this summer. Dr Karl Kennedy will be doing a short stint in Walford’s GP surgery before he heads back to Erinsborough! We. Can’t. Wait. #EastEnders#Neighbourspic.twitter.com/l8fJ7CH9s2
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