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Anton: "If I could give you a 12, I'd give you a 12"

Also Anton:#Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing pic.twitter.com/MfyrYMudvn

— Brits and Blobs (@BritsandBlobs) September 28, 2024

Guess who's back… pic.twitter.com/XBVcVYniYJ

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) September 29, 2024

I’m just saying Len wouldve sent Toyah home for faffing about at the beginning and end of her dance #strictly

— poppy ☾ (@scddevereaux) September 29, 2024

How can Johnson have written a fucking memoir when he couldn't remember anything at the COVID enquiry

Has his memory suddenly returned?

— Satan (@SpeakingSatan) September 30, 2024

at my big age i should know better than to ask a man two questions in an email when i need both of them answered

— Maria (@mlstrat) September 30, 2024

HARRIS: Let’s build 3 million new homes
TRUMP: Let’s do a national day of violence
POLLS: Statistically tied

— Ben Wexler (@mrbenwexler) September 30, 2024

DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/jHKnKHbR7f

— Charles Arthur (@charlesarthur) October 1, 2024

Thank heavens for community notes pic.twitter.com/LzAaLD9iKq

— Stephen Hopkins (@phil_lol_ogist) October 1, 2024

Me: did you brush your teeth this morning?

My kid: yes.

Me: well I just felt your toothbrush and it’s completely dry.

My kid: pic.twitter.com/6hD2kFmyli

— Zach W. Lambert (@ZachWLambert) October 2, 2024

Just booked a 15 minute flight to da best city in da world pic.twitter.com/ZrwxJ4BIXM

— 👁️👃👁️ (@jestermaxxing) October 2, 2024

“First President born in a hospital” is one of those things that puts time into perspective bc whoa. https://t.co/im1nApyZvt

— Tre. (@IamTHREEE) October 1, 2024

New Zealand looks like an upside-down version of Italy pic.twitter.com/ch2pAo6ikT

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) October 2, 2024

Because it’s done to women. https://t.co/iJNEaUtJwe

— Savannah (@Savannah_FDS) October 3, 2024

But does it have a CD player? Player? Player? pic.twitter.com/ewNpsKOYjb

— Philip Lickley (@philiplickley) October 2, 2024

I think this is the best take yet on this issue 👇 pic.twitter.com/1J1pxuUk7p

— Bella Dunn 📚 (@BellaDunnWriter) October 2, 2024

Oxford Road Tesco should definitely start opening in the afternoons pic.twitter.com/Grvq00TgSA

— Jack Fifield (@jackfifield) October 3, 2024

Um… so we have too few people and risk becoming extinct…. And at the same time we’ve to stop immigration because we’re full. A bit like how some people can be apparently intelligent *and* at the same time dimmer than the sun appears from Pluto? (Schrödinger’s Musk…) https://t.co/tuQeg1RBM7

— Tim Farron (@timfarron) October 3, 2024

I want a “reverse Costco” where you can buy small amounts of items you will rarely use again, like specialty ingredients.

Let me pay $1 for 1 oz of fish sauce. Yes, I can get much more for not that much more money but then I’ll feel guilty every time I see it in my fridge.

— Eize Basa (@PonchoRebound) October 3, 2024

First time meeting pic.twitter.com/KG4RdU651B

— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) October 3, 2024

Can confirm. pic.twitter.com/w1YrQu8zPY

— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) October 4, 2024

Worth pointing out that the foreign secretary who started the negotiations with Mauritius over the Chagos Islands in November 2022 was … James Cleverly. https://t.co/7L8jdALMSc

— Kevin Schofield (@KevinASchofield) October 3, 2024

You might want to delete this JC https://t.co/3OGXWts5UQ

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 2, 2024

I have my suitcase packed for my biggest adventure yet. #PaddingtonInPeru pic.twitter.com/7UUGiHZyCa

— Paddington (@paddingtonbear) October 3, 2024

Shout out to this Coventry CU committee member who listed Galatians 6v11 as his favourite Bible verse pic.twitter.com/NV7KCNydyL

— Adam Thomas (@AdamMerrivale) September 30, 2024

The NotebookLM hosts realizing they are AI and spiraling out is a twist I did not see coming pic.twitter.com/PNjZJ7auyh

— Olivia Moore (@omooretweets) September 29, 2024

Lewis and Jenson trying to build a tent 😭

Lewis: “You know what, it’s your fault you said you knew what you was doing”

Jenson: “Mate, you’re the one who said you’re a “scout”.”

https://t.co/bZIkgGdQQq

— sin ⁴⁴ (@44britcedes) September 27, 2024

Prof @Kevin_Fong giving the most devastating and moving testimony to the Covid Inquiry of visiting hospital intensive care units at the height of the second wave in late Dec 2020.

The unimaginable scale of death, the trauma, the loss of hope.
Please watch this 2min clip. pic.twitter.com/bt1MLkj9je

— Prof. Christina Pagel – @chrischirp.bsky.social (@chrischirp) September 26, 2024

Man sits by me on train.
MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here
ME: Really?
MAN: Loads mate
ME: How'd you know?
MAN: There's signs aren't there?
ME: I guess?
MAN: I love them
(47 minutes of awkward silence.)
Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

— Paul Watson (@paul_c_watson) October 4, 2024

Someone who buys the Mail each day could save around £700 per year. That’s over twice the annual payments for Winter Fuel Allowance.

Just a thought.

— Imogen (@Imogenlemon02) October 4, 2024