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Every time I save a PDF, I think about that lady who pointed out how insane it is that the easiest way to create one is by lying to your computer and telling it you are about to print something.

— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) May 7, 2026

We stopped saying "it’s Photoshop" and started saying "it’s AI"

End of an era. Photoshop, thanks for the memories .

— Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov) May 7, 2026

I’ve lived under a Reform led council since June. They’re on the brink of losing control due to councillors leaving, sackings and suspensions all within less than a year. All these new seats will do is expose to people their incompetency. They will absolutely implode before 2029. https://t.co/cVL1CI4nzF

— Joe (@andjustliketwat) May 8, 2026

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

— Mariella ! (@pfaffphobic) May 1, 2026

The Snowman does not bring the snow, the Snowman is a direct result of the snow. Wizzard have serious questions to answer.

— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) May 3, 2026

Anyone saying "Scientists don't want you to know this fact" has never met a scientist.

Scientists are famous oversharers.

— Lyn🦋 (@_ayandamay) May 2, 2026

In Uno that means you are losing. pic.twitter.com/wQAcmXpDhh

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 4, 2026

As an experiment I shall spend today ‘only driving downhill whenever possible’…

Stay tuned to see if I have to eventually drive up hill to return home. pic.twitter.com/2n0U6yAw92

— Craig. (@bambibristol) May 4, 2026

In the Eurovision Song Contest, each contestant should have their country kept secret until after the vote.

— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) May 4, 2026

This cat knows exactly how beautiful its fur pattern is… so it always curls up into a perfect circle when it sleeps. 👌👌 pic.twitter.com/OukQDnoy8V

— The Figen (@TheFigen_) May 4, 2026

If it didn't affect so many people's lives, it'd be grimly amusing to watch all these Reform councils collapsing as they slowly realise that they can't actually save millions, deliver tax cuts AND fix potholes by sacking a Diversity Officer and banning rainbow lanyards.

— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) May 6, 2026

No @BBCNews – you can't send out a breaking news alert to millions of people across the UK that begins "Sir David Attenborough…" the day before his 100th birthday. The entire country just took a sharp intake of breath.

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) May 7, 2026

David Attenborough has been alive for 36,525 days, or as it's otherwise known, 812 Liz Truss premierships.

— Brendan May (@bmay) May 8, 2026

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) May 7, 2026

shit you not some reform voters will wake up in the morning and be confused because nigel fridge isn’t president

— sam (@wwfcBanx_) May 7, 2026

When Pluto was demoted from planet status https://t.co/la6vGLW31I

— Martin Bauer (@martinmbauer) May 8, 2026

Reform waking up to realise Nige isn't prime minister but they're now just in charge of multiple bin collections pic.twitter.com/r4UemDffJ4

— Dobby Club (@DobbyClub06) May 9, 2026

Watch Munira Wilson(LibDem MP) school Matt Goodwin(Reform) on what councils can & can't do:

"You can't influence immigration running a council… these councils don't need a foreign policy, people want their potholes fixed.." pic.twitter.com/bWGL9BzAHL

— Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@Haggis_UK) May 8, 2026