It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.
— ๐ข๐พ๐๐ทโฏ๐๐ (@AbakpaJob) July 25, 2026
Adam Ramsay-Peaty says he deserves more than a bronze. No Adam you deserve Bronze because you finished 3rd the 2 other guys deserved Gold & Silver because they were better than you. Real arrogant interview
— Neal Bateman (@nij_81) July 26, 2026
Binface vs Farage#ClactonBinDay13thAugust pic.twitter.com/5spoxuitxq
— Higgins Cartoons (@higginscartoons) July 25, 2026
Love or hate Andy Burnham, we need to mend politics in Britain. It has become mucky & divisive. The UK can never prosper when it's split in 2. Would love to see a return to decency & respect in The Commons. https://t.co/OLnXkDC10C
— Sam (@SamCKx) July 26, 2026
The science museum is making me feel old ๐ญ pic.twitter.com/XJ5ts3NEFk
— Jono Read (@jonoread) July 28, 2026
That the #Commonwealth Games isnโt on free to view TV is very disappointing and I suspect a bit of a clanger by the games organisers. I donโt know anyone actually watching, but many who would
— Fay (@Effie_D) July 27, 2026
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) July 28, 2026
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) July 28, 2026
It's a wheely comfortable spot… https://t.co/U2TvoHRslQ
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 29, 2026
I think @CountBinface should start a party, called Refuse.
— Mr Ethical ๐ฉ (@nw_nicholas) July 28, 2026
Phones are now super thin because they removed the headphone jack but you now need to carry around a little case for the wireless earbuds that is 3x thicker than the phone. Great job.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) July 30, 2026
That moment when youโre coughing in public and youโve reached the appropriate social cough limit, now you just have to hold it in and choke to death.๐๐ญ
— Pharaoh๐ณ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ (@MrMekzy_) July 29, 2026
— Orwell & Goode (@OrwellNGoode) July 30, 2026
Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut the f*ck up for a while?
— Mike Bales ๐ซก๐บ๐ธ (@MikeBales) July 30, 2026
— Eric Alper ๐ง (@ThatEricAlper) July 30, 2026
Just have the Euros every 2 years if weโre boycotting the World Cup. Better craic anyway. Batshit mental games between Balkan countries that hate each other, working man able to fund going, games kicking off at a decent hour, no Argentina, no Paraguay, no Yanks.
— Dan Bell (@TheDB30) July 29, 2026
Who else too hot for a blanket but somehow canโt fall asleep unless theyโre under one?
— ๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ฒ โ (@muheediva01) July 29, 2026
At trivia tonight they asked "who won the Oscar for Best Actress in 2025?" And I asked "for the ceremony that happened in 2025, or the year 2025?" And everyone turned to look at me like "…fuck."
— Ellie, the Woman Clothed By the Sun (@cinemattie) July 30, 2026
Whoever thought of letting us message ourselves on WhatsApp deserves an award
— toye! (@iloveyoutoye) July 30, 2026
Huge respect to Italy who took this stance a decade ago… https://t.co/CDU9yYrnSJ
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 30, 2026
Whatever product manager came up with the โseems like AI slopโ button for LinkedIn deserves a raise pic.twitter.com/PXvkU2ljWJ
— Paul W. Swaney III (@paulswaney3) July 30, 2026
If only it rained half the year and we could store that rain for when it doesn't rain the other half.
— Seb Wassell (@SebWassell) July 30, 2026
A rain reserve. A reserver. Or something.
Oh well. https://t.co/3UKizbkB15
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