Jaffa Cake's marketing team making the most of today 🌚 pic.twitter.com/m43kn97CEx
— Jono Read (@jonoread) August 12, 2026
🚨 NEW: The front page of The Sun tomorrow pic.twitter.com/P9Ad63tPwF
— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) August 12, 2026
The ultimate flag combination. pic.twitter.com/mEgDrbaHNA
— Civixplorer (@Civixplorer) August 8, 2026
All the fields are brown and yet the stinging nettles are still lush and green. Who’s bankrolling them
— Matthew (@regionalthicko) August 10, 2026
Hot Honey is definitely the new Salted Caramel which was previously the new Pulled Pork.
— Dan Tracey (@dantracey1983) August 10, 2026
Eclipse came through my kitchen blinds and onto my fridge lol. pic.twitter.com/ick19TWfhx
— El Borto (@bortinez_) August 12, 2026
If you enjoyed this eclipse, you should pop the date of the next one in your colander.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) August 13, 2026
I accidentally sat on the button that sends an emergency alert to the entire country. Oops.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) August 14, 2026
So happy that the UK government uses the same alert system which tells you if you’re about to get nuked to ask you to please not have a bbq
— DragonheartCafe ꒰🍃🍵꒱ | Live2D & Artist VTuber (@DragonheartCafe) August 14, 2026
A major problem with the emergency alert system is that the only way to stop the noise is to close the alert.
— Tom Evans (@TomEvans80) August 14, 2026
It's then pretty complicated to find it again to read it
That emergency alert would have been more fun if they did it during the eclipse.
— Jॐn Silverman 🏴☠️ (@JohnSilver_1715) August 14, 2026
When you click on a tracking number as soon as you get the email and the thing is like, “Uhhhhhh, we were kind of counting on you not clicking on that yet.”
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) August 14, 2026
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