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The kitten will REPORT to Larry the Cat. https://t.co/MD0gF3BYqM

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) September 2, 2024

I was today years old when I learned that baby birds poop within seconds of being fed. I could’ve gone my entire life without seeing thishttps://t.co/cQFSllGYCK

— Today Years Old (@todayyearsoldig) August 24, 2024

I feel like this was fate pic.twitter.com/uN4MKrPAAm

— Dr Helen Ingram (@drhingram) August 18, 2024

Love it! 😂pic.twitter.com/qMMN4mcSZx

— Figen (@TheFigen_) August 9, 2024

Pretty sure this is not what Jesus meant when he said, “When I was a stranger, you welcomed me.” #WWJD pic.twitter.com/AchS3EVW0Q

— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) July 19, 2024

Happy 13 years of the most iconic scene in Rom Com history pic.twitter.com/q8deUK8yeH

— and Aria 🏳️‍⚧️💕 (Drew Starkey’s version) (@andgosling) July 19, 2024

Morning 😴 pic.twitter.com/3fXu7t7HSI

— paulwall1970 (@paulwall1970) July 20, 2024

Now that’s how you take a bullet for your country https://t.co/dZoBTEbtIi

— Adam Hills (@adamhillscomedy) July 21, 2024

Donald Trump is the oldest nominee for President in American history.

— Sarah Longwell (@SarahLongwell25) July 21, 2024

MAGA are going to lose their minds when they find out Trump donated to Kamala Harris's campaign in 2011 pic.twitter.com/3SW32rdH1V

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) July 21, 2024

A little clarification, since this is a topic that people are surprisingly passionate about:

“Next Sunday” is in 6 days. Because it is the next Sunday.
“This Sunday” is also in 6 days. They are the same day.
So is “Sunday coming”. Same day.
However, If you have already referred…

— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) July 22, 2024

On Friday (19 July), there was a trespasser of an unusual nature on the tracks at Ascot as an escaped tortoise called Solomon was moving ‘at pace’ (according to the incident report) towards Bagshot. pic.twitter.com/MJJXEUkZ7O

— Network Rail Wessex (@NetworkRailWssx) July 22, 2024

MAGA: Kamala Harris never birthed any children!

Me: Just like the 46 presidents before her.

— Jewish Space Laser (@TapiocaPearl13) July 23, 2024

Forgot how funny Obama vs Trump making statements was 😭

pic.twitter.com/IkHCvxvZxv

— Jay Motty (@JayMotty) July 22, 2024

I’ll just say: Endorsement as a stepmom from your partner’s ex is possibly… the hardest endorsement in the whole damn world. https://t.co/uQrT7o5Qw0

— Ashley Parker (@AshleyRParker) July 25, 2024

It giving Hunger Games open ceremony vibes #OpeningCeremony #Paris2024 pic.twitter.com/L4batwnbVr

— Mariona Espín (@Itsmerion1996) July 26, 2024

When Graham Norton took over Eurovision commentary from Sir Terry, no one believed he would ever be as beloved as the great man.

In 2024, Norton is trending on Twitter as people cry out for him to take over commentary on the Olympic opening ceremony.

Misson completed Graham.

— Mark (@markgeveritt) July 26, 2024

Really hoping there’ll be a nation represented by just a single person in a kayak #OpeningCeremony

— Graham Love (@glove931) July 26, 2024

The whole "childless cat ladies" thing is obviously cliched and shit and offensive to women without children. But also, completely misunderstands how fucking great it is to own cats.

— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) July 25, 2024

I still cannot stop thinking about this whole thread. Sensational from Ivo https://t.co/sZ3ng1IUi5

— Elis James (@elisjames) July 26, 2024

Portugal sharing the boat with Qatar and North Korea pic.twitter.com/weBthS8EkW

— Octavio Medina (@octavio_medina) July 26, 2024

Being the only person in shot to have brought his own cagoule is the most Keir Starmer thing I can imagine. pic.twitter.com/wyOJPwxuiH

— Hugo Rifkind (@hugorifkind) July 27, 2024

This has to be the biggest upside down #flag gaff in history. This account was made for this moment. #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/bCxgJFDVNS

— Flags in Distress (@DistressedFlags) July 26, 2024

You probably know the start of this Olympic story, but do you know how it finished?

This photo is of Eric Moussambani, aka 'Eric the Eel' from Equatorial Guinea, competing in the 100m Freestyle event at the Sydney 2000 Olympics, alone.

Why?

/1 pic.twitter.com/wKMEk9tNvY

— Aaron Smith (@Aaronsmith333) July 28, 2024

me watching the diving: “oh wow what a dive.”

commentary: “they messed it up”

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) July 27, 2024

A man installed a GPS tracker on his cat to find out his route while he was walking his dog.

Surprisingly, the cat stealthily accompanied the owner or the dog throughout the walk.pic.twitter.com/AIRSzEXj1V

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 29, 2024

Sainz and Albon become the first appendix-less driver line-up in F1 history 🤝 pic.twitter.com/8N3QPLNnUt

— ESPN F1 (@ESPNF1) July 29, 2024

Bizarre picture selection from the BBC for the news that Huw Edwards has been charged with making indecent images of children – makes it look uncomfortably like he’s presenting the news himself. pic.twitter.com/8aZCqHibAO

— James Ball (@jamesrbuk) July 29, 2024

Near, far, wherever you are… 😉#OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/xFbbCCk1y1

— Team GB (@TeamGB) July 26, 2024

Rosie & Jim have arrived upon the River Seine representing team GB at the flag ceremony at the #Olympics #Paris2024 pic.twitter.com/cfIEWFPQBX

— 𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 (@SianThymes) July 26, 2024

First time they've ever been on a boat that hasn't disappeared #Olympics pic.twitter.com/CZpQBBAzAp

— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) July 26, 2024

Gotta love British sense of humour #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/Fw0ZrdeAiv

— Rory Bremner 💙🇺🇦 (@rorybremner) July 26, 2024

Your periodic reminder that town planning used to be an Olympic event.

John Hughes won gold for Team GB in 1932. pic.twitter.com/PpERoEhDR3

— Paul Smith (@Paul_SLG) July 26, 2024

Watching the first ever Olympic Opening Ceremony held on a river, you begin to realise why no other Olympic Opening Ceremony has ever been held on a river…

— Scott Barclay (@BarclayCard18) July 26, 2024

"Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do." WE'VE LITERALLY JUST WATCHED A MASSIVE FLOTILLA OF COUNTRIES.

— Daniel Maier (@danielmaier) July 26, 2024

this whole opening ceremony feels like those weird videos they show in between eurovision entries #OlympicGames

— three steaks pam (@alexandrakuri) July 26, 2024

BBC commentator has just described Peru as “the original home of Paddington Bear of course” #Olympics2024Paris #OpeningCeremony

— Peter Bradshaw (@PeterBradshaw1) July 26, 2024

If this boat parade doesn’t culminate in Celine Dion coming down the Seine in a replica of the Titanic belting out My Heart Will Go On, then Paris will have missed a huge trick (and I’ll be pissed off). pic.twitter.com/lmxPZivG1w

— Jason Reid (@JasonReidUK) July 26, 2024

All of us during the Olympics: pic.twitter.com/PDSZuIArwz

— Jane Austen First Drafts (@Austen1stDrafts) July 30, 2024

A busker outside Charing Cross just said "here's some Christina Aguilera for a beautiful Friday… is it Friday? Thursday! Wednesday? It's Tuesday! Wow!" and then started playing Torn by Natalie Imbruglia, and I found her confusion and crumbling grip on reality quite relatable

— Jay (@jaycgallagher) July 30, 2024

So…let me get this straight…Adam Peaty nearly dropped out of his sport completely with mental health issues, came back and was behind the gold medal winner last night by 0.02 seconds…WITH COVID!? Meanwhile, I won't go to the gym if I have a slightly twitchy eye.#olympics

— Sooz Kempner is doing Edinburgh and then a tour (@SoozUK) July 29, 2024

If there was a medal for synchronised celebrations……
📸 @Paris2024 pic.twitter.com/GWJXWXL4Mv

— judy murray (@JudyMurray) July 30, 2024

AIR HORSE ONE 😍 https://t.co/tTE0g1zGGv pic.twitter.com/wMHkkAKrwp

— 🇹🇭 Sickos Committee 🇨🇷 (@SickosCommittee) July 31, 2024

A perfect pilot would land the plane https://t.co/Wkvwtki5ac

— Matt (@scriptumsent) July 31, 2024

Simone Biles is now the most decorated US Olympics gymnast, so here is a thread of her as functions

y = x pic.twitter.com/4CFpjZ3yqo

— Anthony Bonato (@Anthony_Bonato) July 31, 2024

"I didn’t know he was Orange until a number of years ago, when he happened to turn Orange. I respect either one, but he obviously doesn’t because all of a sudden he made a turn and he went – he became an Orange person. I think somebody should look into that."

🍊 pic.twitter.com/pH3kPSiyeH

— Jane of the North (@JaneotN) August 1, 2024

legendary item pic.twitter.com/BzA3FpK6uC

— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) July 31, 2024

Strongly believe that the BBC should bring back Grandstand to show Olympics sports on weekend afternoons through the year. They can't afford the big sports any more anyway. https://t.co/WUXcxL6Awy

— Sam Freedman (@Samfr) July 31, 2024

THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE TO SEE:
Child rapist competing at an Olympics.

THINGS YOU DO LIKE TO SEE:
Child rapist booed every moment he competes. pic.twitter.com/rslq81YYYc

— David Challen (@David_Challen) July 31, 2024

Reporter: "Trump has said repeatedly that he could have gotten the hostages out without giving anything in exchange. What do you say to that? What do you say to former President Trump now?"

President Biden: "Why didn't he do it when he was president?" pic.twitter.com/TQ1STLH30M

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) August 1, 2024

are you sure about that https://t.co/EcKVs077dy pic.twitter.com/rHNKIiC1jg

— jenson button (real) (@imjensonbutton) August 1, 2024

We could tell, but thanks for trying x

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) August 1, 2024

Can a dog’s reflexes be same as a Cat’s 🤪
pic.twitter.com/VoCzddyi6g

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) August 1, 2024

Took silver place on purpose not to raise suspicions… https://t.co/GEyTNqQJ5I pic.twitter.com/Ia0Z5lh46q

— James (@No_Context_SDMN) August 1, 2024

Not the Last Supper.

An ugly spectacle, certainly.
Let's not get drawn into culture wars hyped by Tate and Piers Morgan. pic.twitter.com/b0U3tbzLkm

— Orthodox London (@OdoxLDN) July 27, 2024

Olympic silver medalist and Italian gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and takes many of her photos while posing with large wheels of cheese pic.twitter.com/klx8PEuFPN

— Women Posting W's (@womenpostingws) July 31, 2024

No no, there’s also pommel horse guy and retired hitman guy. https://t.co/WGr3Z50Qal

— Melissa Stewart (@LissaJoStewart) August 1, 2024

THE HORSES SHOULD GET THE MEDALS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE MORE LIKE COACHES pic.twitter.com/WFumao09xc

— C. E. Aubin (@ceaubin) August 2, 2024

The BBC are going to have harder time with documentaries on the death of Her Late Majesty or the 2019 election.

— James Crouch (@MrJCrouch) August 2, 2024

pic.twitter.com/8bCBtlrN9N

— Melinda Howard (@MelindaHoward4) August 2, 2024

Lane 1 and 2 is Ant telling Dec he's been in a paintball accident, using a walkie talkie https://t.co/19oR6Jyl33

— Adam (@adamf2384) August 2, 2024

"They're the same picture." pic.twitter.com/N1BGe6rSvG

— MattSIaboch (@AmongTheQuadi) August 2, 2024

Clare Balding [earnestly], ‘Any advice for Andy Murray on his retirement?’

Rebecca Adlington, ‘Butter, cream, carbs & alcohol.’

🤣🤣#Olympics

— firewomon (@firewomon) August 2, 2024

I refuse to be governed by the rules of electromagnetic energy transfer pic.twitter.com/wlMqaZuAEG

— Alex Selby-Boothroyd (@AlexSelbyB) August 2, 2024

pic.twitter.com/0pO9zNxIG4

— DogeDesigner (@cb_doge) July 13, 2024

I love telling taxi drivers I got more into football when England won the Euros two years ago, and they correct me that England didn’t win the Euros two years ago, and I correct them that England did win the Euros two years ago.

— Brona C Titley (@bronactitley) July 6, 2024

Don’t. pic.twitter.com/WbSoyVd85L

— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) June 28, 2024

"I'm playing all the right players… ..not necessarily in the right positions"…@England#England #Southgate pic.twitter.com/dALPDAMpwD

— Mr PERRINS Media Teacher (@Mr_Perrins13) June 25, 2024