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I wish I could… http://t.co/8vRxGNGkqT (via @Carolinafarraj)

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 22, 2014

'Next on ITV, an hour of Cheryl Cole sobbing uncontrollably, interrupted by adverts for terrible furniture' #xfactor pic.twitter.com/PcYfftxpev

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 7, 2014

Things You See At Tory Conference That You Don't See At Labour #1: Harvey Nichols wine tasting masterclass pic.twitter.com/MT6wsMq420

— Jennifer Williams (@JenWilliams_FT) September 29, 2014

The most thorough Do Not Enter sign you will see today http://t.co/kZs4KiFVZ6 pic.twitter.com/m0j3nWb99L

— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 25, 2014

"When a Christian feels a sense of entitlement, anger and unhappiness are almost sure to follow." (John Piper)

— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) June 21, 2014

Homework of the day pic.twitter.com/zeDNcmcwsE

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 29, 2014

We like to bring you the news in Bath; here's a top story. Mischief in town: the fountain is now a giant bubble Bath pic.twitter.com/iTzHnByYgx

— University Radio Bath (URB) (@UniRadioBath) September 21, 2014

'We are the 45 per cent' is the new Scottish Independence campaign on Twitter and Facebook http://t.co/Eua8AgX9oE pic.twitter.com/3KG8Dj20ZA

— i newspaper (@theipaper) September 21, 2014

I'm in one of those awful transitional periods where I've eaten all the chocolate in the house and haven't yet been out to buy new chocolate

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) September 21, 2014

#LostFriendsEpisodes

The one where Starbucks bought the coffee shop and they all sat their on MacBooks sipping lattes never talking.

— United Religion (@Unitedology) September 22, 2014

Who said that romance is dead?http://t.co/a6GIEay3jH

(h/t @LDN) pic.twitter.com/uNMuRT1hgp

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 12, 2014

The 17 worst shopping delivery disasters in British history (pic @LordSkipVC) http://t.co/YduXwokk7x pic.twitter.com/BEZUJ5AAsQ

— BuzzFeed UK (@BuzzFeedUK) September 12, 2014

We were thinking about renaming parsnip crisps. ‘Parsnisps’. Thoughts?

— Tesco (@Tesco) August 31, 2014

A London train station gave a cheeky tribute to Joan Rivers today (h/t @byronhamburgers) http://t.co/u2aUJlZDWc pic.twitter.com/kMTGQtUikS

— BuzzFeed UK (@BuzzFeedUK) September 5, 2014

Someone finally fixed that 'victim blaming' NHS rape poster… http://t.co/5XM31j85BC pic.twitter.com/WVptlEtvA6

— indy100 (@indy100) August 3, 2014

"I'm ganaching my buns." If this isn't the best TV programme ever, we don't know what is #GBBO

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 6, 2014

#GBBO followed by #OneBornEveryMinute. Buns in the oven all over the shop tonight.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 6, 2014

Pro-life doesnt just mean anti-abortion. I want to be pro-life from the womb to the tomb. I am for life, & against abortion &war &execution.

— Shane Claiborne (@ShaneClaiborne) August 7, 2014

Had enough? Join our calls to build more homes that are actually big enough to live in: http://t.co/sgVrgJZVFp pic.twitter.com/4DhIlHuHvj

— Shelter (@Shelter) July 21, 2014

My kitchen clock was a bit boring so I made it more timey-wimey #thedoctors @bbcdoctorwho pic.twitter.com/K6jLvI357H

— Lloyd Kinsley (@lard) July 23, 2014

The Poundland catalogue helpfully prices everything individually. pic.twitter.com/a0S1rs8eXQ

— Jamie (@jtlovell1979) July 22, 2014

A reminder, the plane carrying the #MH17 victims did NOT crash, despite what @AP said http://t.co/1jY14JjG3U pic.twitter.com/KTikWliSb8

— HuffPost UK (@HuffPostUK) July 23, 2014

A Nanjing guy has invented a new product – Peaches in panties – and is getting it patented pic.twitter.com/hApRVnABHK

— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) July 30, 2014

That's quite some footbridge. pic.twitter.com/jYx0fnFAkn

— @mrchrisaddison@dizl.de (@mrchrisaddison) August 2, 2014

GOAL! #GER take the lead through Muller…via a corner… Muller…corner… yoghurt to make your own joke up.

— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 8, 2014