The Court Jester – by Mansour Bahrami

24 07 2025

Mansour Bahrami has been my favourite tennis player for a long time. After growing up in Iran, and playing tennis with a broomstick handle in an empty swimming pool, he got his chance to play properly, but then just as top flight tennis was becoming an option, there was a revolution in the country. Who knows what he might have achieved if that wasn’t the case.

But as it is, he loves the sport, performing for a crowd, and would intentionally lose games to help make a match go on for longer! He’s most known for his tricks, mucking about, and general sense of fun.

He plays in the invitational doubles at Wimbledon each year (normally available on iPlayer in the second week of the tournament), and I’ve even watched him play at the Royal Albert Hall in 2013 (photo at the bottom where I queued up afterwards to meet him!).

He wrote the book in 2006, so it’s covering the first 50 years of his life, and it’s so interesting. There’s so much sadness and hardship that he’s been through, and yet, what he truly loves to do is entertain, it’s a joy. He’s now 69, and still as full of beans as he’s ever been.

I’ve found a video montage of some of his Wimbledon highlights from a couple of years ago, and listed many of the things I love about him! Please do enjoy

  • When he asks the umpire for a “mister”
  • When he serves with six balls in his hand
  • When he indicates to his opponent where is in and where is out after they miss, or that it needs to go over the net
  • When he catches a ball in his pocket
  • When he slowly creeps up to the net while waiting for his opponent to serve as if they can’t see him
  • When there’s a ball in his hand when the other team is serving, just incase
  • When he plays from both sides of the net
  • When he lets someone else (ball kid/someone from the crowd) play for him
  • When he pauses a point to pose for photos mid match
  • When he stands still and has the other players hit to exactly where he is
  • When he spins after each hit of the ball
  • When he encourages the other team with a “you can do it!”
  • When he stands right up at the net waiting for service, and then lifts it as the ball comes
  • When he takes the mick out of those who take forever to serve
  • How much he clearly loves every minute of it





Friday five favourite: Things about Wimbledon

28 06 2013

Some years I watch a bit of Wimbledon, some a bit more, others I practically miss it altogether, but this year has been one of the years I’ve really got into it ๐Ÿ™‚ So here we go, five favourite things about Wimbledon ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Mansour Bahrami – most entertaining Tennis player on the planet!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6Vqp6UveIU
  • Formalities & Traditions: All the cute white outfits, addressing the players as Mr & Miss, the middle Sunday of rest, all those little traditions!

  • The stress of any game with a Briton in it – every break point is like another year added to my life!

  • The wonderful patriotism brought out in us, almost like going back to the Royal Wedding, Jubilee and the Olympics!

  • Strawberries, cream and Pimms – I haven’t got round to using the Wimbledon excuse to binge yet, not had the time, but it will happen! Or I’ll make up for missing it afterwards ๐Ÿ™‚