Scrapped storylines from Disney and Pixar films.
Badly designed signs.
Weird age things.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/plantylife/posts/2968291386749055/
£20 in Poundland but obviously outsourced to a Tory donator who charged 50k for the job 🙄🤣#Poundland #BorisJohnson #ToryShambles #JohnsonVariant pic.twitter.com/hH2NFTCsIR
— Lisa Patten (@LisaPatten1) July 10, 2021
Poundland gets it. Nice one, @Poundland!❤👍 pic.twitter.com/0VlocGqlpd
— Chrissie🇺🇦 Grech (v)🇪🇺 Register to Vote (@ChrissieGrech) July 10, 2021
Hidden message within the Queen's message… pic.twitter.com/fVCHv1u7z2
— Matt Singh (@MattSingh_) July 10, 2021
That government messaging again: from 19th July you don’t need to wear masks but you should; you don’t need to work from home but you should; you don’t need to socially distance but you should. Everything is irreversible but might be reversed. I hope that is clear now.
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) July 11, 2021
Source unknown but I saw this doing the rounds on Facebook and chuckled profusely. pic.twitter.com/R1nacYXSMj
— Aaron (@AaronBoardley) July 11, 2021
I’d rather live next door to someone who crossed a desert to become an immigrant than a citizen who wouldn’t cross the street to help a foreigner.
— Mohamad Safa (@mhdksafa) July 10, 2021
I really want the Queen to turn up at Wembley tomorrow night. With James Bond. I wouldn’t rule it out.
— Shelagh Fogarty (@ShelaghFogarty) July 10, 2021
This Copa America final is a wonderful snapshot of distant, exotic football culture; the Everton striker just had a shot saved by the Aston Villa keeper.
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) July 11, 2021
I'm loving the choice of referee for the final tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/ajmZTvUgTr
— Chris Rose (@ArchRose90) July 10, 2021
Any other DJ’s do this? #threelions 🦁 pic.twitter.com/spcAmMQkC0
— The Frank Skinner Show (@FrankOnTheRadio) July 11, 2021
Our Father,
— Thomas Skinner ⚒ (@iamtomskinner) July 10, 2021
Who art in Wembley, Southgate be thy name.
The cup will come, Kane's work will be done,
In London as it was in Rome.
Give us this day our daily pint And forgive Sterling’s offside trespasses,
As we forgive those who bet against us.
And lead us not into
under-achievement. But deliver us the title.
— Thomas Skinner ⚒ (@iamtomskinner) July 10, 2021
For football’s coming home.
The history and the glory.
Forever and ever.
Our Men
🙏🏴
ITS COMING HOME
I've put a bet on the amount of corners at the Final – I've been to Wembley before and I'm pretty sure it's got four.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) July 11, 2021
That man is 79 years old. Amazing. I feel, if push came to shove, he could still score today. https://t.co/HGECdS78ah
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) July 11, 2021
— @mrchrisaddison@dizl.de (@mrchrisaddison) July 11, 2021
General rule of thumb with football: if it seems too easy then it's down to management/coaching. If it's chaotic but we're winning then it's down to players overcoming bad management
— Joe Henegan (@Joe_Henegan) July 11, 2021
The Italians fans dressed as Super Mario and a pizza having what looked like a heated row is the moment of the match for me so far.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) July 11, 2021
If England play in their Möbius strip on Sunday it’ll be a one-sided match.
— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) July 9, 2021
Very much starting to wish football was a game of one half.
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 11, 2021
Considering football is all about getting something small into a designated space you’d think these dickheads would like bins more pic.twitter.com/Ihb6oxNLli
— Laura (@fairycakes) July 11, 2021
Everyone always wants Grealish to come on but he never does. Is he real or is “Grealish” football slang for good vibes etc?
— Ed Gamble (@EdGambleComedy) July 11, 2021
Actually for the first 4 years England still held the title so technically it should be 26 years of hurt.
— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) July 11, 2021
I have just explained to a fellow viewer that this is not MEANT to be enjoyable! It’s England. #EnglandvsItaly
— Simon McCoy (@SimonMcCoyTV) July 11, 2021
Oh this one is gooood #Euros2021 pic.twitter.com/gXRyrnItSm
— Rachel Collins (@OrrCollins) July 7, 2021
Any company in England that thinks tomorrow will be a productive day of work are fooling themselves.
— Dave (@davechannel) July 11, 2021
Surely Southgate will take one? In his suit but stick a pair of boots on?
— Elis James (@elisjames) July 11, 2021
😢#Euro2020 pic.twitter.com/8fyW09pXzm
— Royal Mail (@RoyalMail) July 11, 2021
I might be focused on the wrong thing but how does Grealish get his headband to stay put like that? #euro2020
— Gemma Styles (@GemmaAnneStyles) July 11, 2021
The best result we’ve EVER had at any major tournament since 1966. That’s still something to celebrate.
— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) July 11, 2021
Hold your heads high boys. You made a nation forget about a global pandemic and brought hope back to our lives.
— Chris Ramsey (@IAmChrisRamsey) July 11, 2021
Knighthoods for you all.
We love you #ComeOnEngland
Quite the journey pic.twitter.com/qPXF34aEYL
— William Wright (@Williamw1) July 11, 2021
perhaps people will understand this morning why some footballers have been wanting to make an anti-racism gesture
— Jim Pickard 🐋 (@PickardJE) July 12, 2021
For the politicians condemning the racist abuse of England players: They told you that there was a problem and rather than help them, you became part of the problem. Do better. pic.twitter.com/diTHgkbZ8M
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 12, 2021
Good morning everyone, except those racially abusing at Rashford, Saka and Sancho…You can get in the bin, and stay there.
— PizzaExpress (@PizzaExpress) July 12, 2021
Got to give it to Rashford, it’s a lot to ask from one young lad to be the Leader of the Opposition and win the country the euros
— Sabrina 🪿 (@sabstweets_) July 11, 2021
"It's all down to me," says Southgate when asked about the penalty shootout. "I chose the order based on how they'd done in training."
— Philip Green (@revphilipgreen) July 11, 2021
That, dear friends, is #leadership. I can't help but think that, had @England won, Southgate would have said that it was all down to the players.
I love Pickford, and his deep irritation at having to do his job, which is a big mood
— Simon Alvey (@salvey1) July 11, 2021
Literally one rule for them and another rule for everyone else. So very wrong. https://t.co/xAQyiKxdVn
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 12, 2021
You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens. https://t.co/fdTKHsxTB2
— Tyrone Mings (@TyroneMings) July 12, 2021
'Boris said we don't have to wear masks and socially distance but he expects us to do it anyway. What did he say, Roy?'
— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 13, 2021
'He said "Covid figures are on you lot now. Plebs."' pic.twitter.com/tjOFZ4FNbD
If someone is ever vile to you on social media, it is sometimes worth looking at their timeline. More often than not they are vile about other people too. Eventually your anger will morph into pity that they spend their waking days looking to justify their consistent abuse.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 13, 2021
The government:
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 13, 2021
▪️Made sure aid budget can’t be restored to 0.7%
▪️Wants Holocaust deniers to be able to sue universities
▪️Decided 200 Covid deaths a day is fine
▪️Claimed to be anti-racist despite saying it’s fine to boo anti-racists
And that was just yesterday
You know, there’s a lot wrong with our country… but there’s quite a lot right too: https://t.co/GzKfXk6zXg
— Tim Farron (@timfarron) July 13, 2021
The Sun when they’ve done the numbers and believe it’s profitable to oppose racism vs The Sun when they’ve done the numbers and decided it’s profitable to repeatedly target a young black player pic.twitter.com/QKWtWiluEM
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 13, 2021
Every Christian charity I know of campaigned against the Gov's proposal to cut foreign aid. Almost every Christian MP I can think of voted against it. @RishiSunak not only went ahead with it – he quoted a Bible verse in a (poor) attempt to justify it. Really no need for that.
— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) July 13, 2021
Broken commitment to world’s poorest in a global pandemic. Shame on us. https://t.co/ut1rKKaHYx
— Wendy Beech-Ward 🇺🇦 (@wendybeechward) July 13, 2021
Unless I am misremembering, when I was a child, we hardly ever drank water in the day. But my kids are pretty much not allowed to do anything at school for any length of time without taking a water bottle. Maybe we will see the results of a super-hydrated generation.
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) July 13, 2021
This man is so unlucky to have saved two penalties in a shoot out (and only conceded two goals int he entire tournament) and still be on the losing side. The margins between triumph and non-triumph are so tiny. Anyone not heralding this team’s achievements is mad or bad. https://t.co/Olby6Sa4WN
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) July 13, 2021
The chances of my voting Conservative have just been cut from 0.7% to 0.5%.
— Andrew Graystone (@AndrewGraystone) July 13, 2021
BREAKING:
— Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan (@MayorofLondon) July 14, 2021
After careful consideration, I’ve asked @TfL to keep the requirement to wear face coverings on public transport as a condition of travel after 19 July. Mandatory face masks will give passengers reassurance and protect both them and our heroic transport workers.
John Major: "It seems that we can afford a “national yacht” that no-one either wants or needs, whilst cutting help to some of the most miserable and destitute people in the world.
— Michael Savage (@michaelsavage) July 13, 2021
"This is not a Conservatism that I recognise. It is the stamp of Little England, not Great Britain."
Cutting foreign aid will save the UK £4bn, which is equal to –
— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 14, 2021
A tenth of the Test and Trace budget
40% of the extra cost of PPE because stockpiles were run down
5 rolls of the wallpaper Carrie Johnson wants for the bathroom. pic.twitter.com/BjFGaMGfjA
Shopkeeping tip: politely ask if your customers wouldn’t mind wearing a mask during global pandemic and get the added bonus of never having to serve Hartley-Brewer or Ratboy from Lewis. pic.twitter.com/CBwKfTItYF
— Balcony Shirts (@balconyshirts) July 13, 2021
I asked my new class to write one thing they would like me to know before I start teaching them… pic.twitter.com/YhtmBzpCDm
— Miss McCarthy (@MissMcCarthyUSW) July 13, 2021
#TheThursdayMurderClub is currently a big hit in Germany, Spain and the US, which is really lovely, but I do wonder what they make of the endless references to Robert Dyas, Sainsbury's 'Taste The Difference' and The Hairy Bikers. #VeryVeryBritish
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 14, 2021
Sky have announced a new series of Never Mind The Buzzcocks, with Greg Davies as host.
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) July 14, 2021
Noel Fielding will be a captain. Daisy May Cooper will be one too. Jamali Maddix a regular guest.
I'll be continuing to wear my mask on the train and in shops. Not only for me, but to protect everyone I know and love.
— Jamie (@GetJamieBacon) July 14, 2021
I hope more shops follow Waterstones lead and ask customers to continue to wear a mask.
Unrelated, I've not had a cold etc in 18 months. 🤷
A delay.. pic.twitter.com/XBtqRANR8Y
— Simon McCoy (@SimonMcCoyTV) July 14, 2021
Didn’t know this (probably woefully behind the times). Some of these things you get in parcels are made out of corn starch. If one dissolves in warm water, the whole lot are compostable. Or indeed soluble. pic.twitter.com/SkCqODvp7D
— carpet (@WHS_Carpet) July 14, 2021
As Sadiq Khan says face mask rules should be ‘UK-wide’, doctors say there’d be no benefit to having one that big.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) July 14, 2021
Big day for ignoring people who aren’t white on the topic of racism https://t.co/RjPOoaOqEK
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 14, 2021
When the Government delayed lockdown easing, there were 6,900 Covid cases per day. Today, it was 42,300 – a 500% increase in 4 weeks. 500 people a day are being hospitalised.
— Dr Rosena Allin-Khan (@DrRosena) July 14, 2021
On Monday, the Govt will open the doors to the #JohnsonVariant and let it rip through our country.
Stop calling it “Freedom Day.”
— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) July 15, 2021
Seriously.
For our vulnerable families, friends and neighbours, it is anything but.
— Bukayo Saka (@BukayoSaka87) July 15, 2021
Let’s stop pretending there are different jobs. There’s only one job and it’s emails.
— Kate Helen Downey (@katehelendowney) July 13, 2021
“On Covid, we cannot throw caution to the wind on Monday” says man throwing caution to the wind on Monday despite nearly 50k new cases a day. pic.twitter.com/cqsTSaYxD4
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 15, 2021
This is still one of my favourite news stories. Partly for the headline, mainly for the wording in brackets they felt needed to be used. pic.twitter.com/9ZFhAmbwUa
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) July 16, 2021
Your reminder that the reason we have 50k daily cases, 2m self-isolating, hospitals already struggling and it all about to get much worse is because Boris Johnson wouldn't put India on the red list because he was desperate for a trade deal because of Brexit.
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 16, 2021
I don’t know about you, but I’ve taken to doom scrolling again. It’s not healthy. So let’s all put the phones down, go read a book or talk to a real person, and try not to get too down about it all.
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) July 16, 2021
there is a rumor going around. that i am “desperate for cuddles.” and i wanted to come forward and say. it’s true. i am
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 16, 2021
Health Secretary Sajid Javid has tested positive for Covid-19; on Wednesday he visited a care home for a photo opportunity. pic.twitter.com/gsFITNTZP0
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 17, 2021
I have lived in England for nineteen and a half years and I really think the defining attitude of this country is that they've internalised the idea that "it could be worse" so deeply that they've completely lost the ability to imagine that it could also be better
— Alice A. Procter (@aaprocter) July 17, 2021
Just fucking incredible that the Health Secretary is announcing he has mild covid thanks to two jabs 2 days before throwing open the nightclubs and removing all masks while half the population are not double jabbed
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 17, 2021
If you feel unwell:
— Dr Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford) July 17, 2021
Please *don’t* do what Sajid Javid describes here.
LFTs are for those without symptoms, as the NHS website clearly states.
A negative LFT does *not* rule out Covid.
If you have Covid symptoms, book a PCR test & self-isolate until the result is back 🙏 https://t.co/aK9qGDRugy
this will be a very interesting test https://t.co/PDpv9Trua6
— Jim Pickard 🐋 (@PickardJE) July 17, 2021
If you don’t believe that children’s books are foundational to how this country works, then please explain why the first stop after Paddington is Reading?
— Piers Torday (@PiersTorday) July 17, 2021
The Health Secretary must be thanking his lucky stars that he’s got twice the protection that half the population have from the disease he’s unleashing on Monday
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 17, 2021
They didn't want to feed kids at home. They don't want to support the poorest abroad. Devoid of empathy, care and compassion, this government stands for nobody but themselves. https://t.co/FEBZoppidG
— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) July 13, 2021
I thought they were supposed to leave sinking ships not join them. pic.twitter.com/7BXaitaWo1
— bob evans (@thebobevans) July 17, 2021
I think the biggest surprise is that Nigel didn't *already* have a primetime show on GB news
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) July 17, 2021
🔘A dog let onto the pitch every 5 minutes.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) July 17, 2021
🔘The players to wear kitten heels.
🔘 Football to be swapped for a beach ball.
🔘Each team can choose one wild animal to play on their side.
🔘3 players on each team must wear a blindfold.
🔘Goalkeepers to be given Nerf guns. https://t.co/s906jSejZy
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