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.@diegtristan8 "she is built like a man". Yeah, my husband looks just like this in a dress. You're an idiot. pic.twitter.com/BCvT10MYkI

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) July 11, 2015

Trump said "I'm really smart"
I paraphrase Thatcher
"Being smart is like being powerful, if you have to tell them you are, then you're not"

— James Conlee (@JamesConlee) July 12, 2015

Dolly Parton would be proud pic.twitter.com/85sM0L9Gon

— Excuse the Pun (@ExcuseThePun) July 12, 2015

We’re delighted from 2016 there will be men’s & women’s wheelchair tennis singles @Wimbledon http://t.co/d6gCVAmWzn pic.twitter.com/lpE812rIFO

— Tennis Foundation (@TennisFndation) July 12, 2015

"How little people know who think that holiness is dull. When one meets the real thing…it is irresistible." ~ #CSLewis

— C. S. Lewis (@CSLewisDaily) July 11, 2015

.@ASOS, what will happen if I wear these and cross my legs? http://t.co/D8N49VW9tn pic.twitter.com/qw8lEQ15EM

— The Brightside (@TheBrightsideHP) July 13, 2015

This haunting animation maps the journeys of 15,790 slave ships in two minutes: http://t.co/34hUfAK6ac

— Luke Bretherton (@WestLondonMan) July 11, 2015

"It's a small world." … "I wouldn't like to hoover it though." 😂 love Steve #Corrie

— Rebekka-Mary Darling (@RebekkaMary) July 13, 2015

“Foxy flying Doc makes me pity Kate” – Sarah Vine, you are married to Michael Gove and write for the Daily Mail. You deserve the pity.

— Dave Jones (@WelshGasDoc) July 14, 2015

Client: What if no one gets it?
Agency: We'll explain the gag in subhead
C: Won't that ruin it?
A: We'll use brackets pic.twitter.com/2JUxbUM9YK

— Stu Royall (@stu_bot3000) July 15, 2015