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.@diegtristan8 "she is built like a man". Yeah, my husband looks just like this in a dress. You're an idiot. pic.twitter.com/BCvT10MYkI

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) July 11, 2015

Trump said "I'm really smart" I paraphrase Thatcher "Being smart is like being powerful, if you have to tell them you are, then you're not"

— James Conlee (@JamesConlee) July 12, 2015

Dolly Parton would be proud pic.twitter.com/85sM0L9Gon

— Excuse the Pun (@ExcuseThePun) July 12, 2015

We’re delighted from 2016 there will be men’s & women’s wheelchair tennis singles @Wimbledon http://t.co/d6gCVAmWzn pic.twitter.com/lpE812rIFO

— Tennis Foundation (@TennisFndation) July 12, 2015

"How little people know who think that holiness is dull. When one meets the real thing…it is irresistible." ~ #CSLewis

— C. S. Lewis (@CSLewisDaily) July 11, 2015

Now we know how Kurt came up with the song. pic.twitter.com/uSOLCJ69AX

— You had one job (@_youhadonejob) July 11, 2015

.@ASOS, what will happen if I wear these and cross my legs? http://t.co/D8N49VW9tn pic.twitter.com/qw8lEQ15EM

— HuffPost UK Comedy (@HuffPostUKCom) July 13, 2015

This haunting animation maps the journeys of 15,790 slave ships in two minutes: http://t.co/34hUfAK6ac

— Luke Bretherton (@WestLondonMan) July 11, 2015

"It's a small world." … "I wouldn't like to hoover it though." 😂 love Steve #Corrie

— Rebekka-Mary Darling (@RebekkaMary) July 13, 2015

This is the correct way to see Wild Animals. Let them be free. pic.twitter.com/YKq7uGN1Nt

— Globe Pics (@Globe_Pics) July 15, 2015

“Foxy flying Doc makes me pity Kate” – Sarah Vine, you are married to Michael Gove and write for the Daily Mail. You deserve the pity.

— Dave Jones (@WelshGasDoc) July 14, 2015

Poor Sarah Vine. Imagine how she feels every day having a husband go off to work with women who are elected and more attractive than her.

— Paul Frame (@PaulFrame85) July 15, 2015

When does a monopod become a selfie stick? Genuine concern.

— Jon Caws (@jjjjoooonnnn) July 15, 2015

Client: What if no one gets it? Agency: We'll explain the gag in subhead C: Won't that ruin it? A: We'll use brackets pic.twitter.com/2JUxbUM9YK

— Stu Royall (@stu_bot3000) July 15, 2015

If a boy ever tells you he's too big for a condom, please send him this pic.twitter.com/SBEjF0p7lW

— Mousie (@DramaticEmily) July 13, 2015