Internet highlights – Fortnight commencing 2nd August 2015

15 08 2015

An absolute bumper load of content to make up for last week’s absence – sorry about that, I was on my holidays 🙂

Bride has her grandmother as one of her bridesmaids

If Friends were set in London

Tarzan is Ana and Elsa’s little brother

There’s a Ned Flanders inspired Heavy Metal band

Australia may limit Vegemite sales due to alcohol abuse

Farmers take cows into Asda to protest against milk prices

Test your rhythm skills

How often we should actually shower

Five athiests who lost faith in athiesm

Disney Princesses without make up

Boss sent me home for wearing "too revealing" shorts that I bought from the store I work at in the career section. http://t.co/vrAnN4beC2—
Sylva (@queenfeminist) July 24, 2015

The Beano is indeed aware of the movie Inside Out. This week's Numskull's in The Beano by Nigel Auchterlounie. pic.twitter.com/zmzmHGJWjo

— Nigel Parkinson (@NPBeanoArtist) July 28, 2015

.@KTHopkins RT: understand people love Cilla. But the race to proclaim this on Twitter is a curious thing……why don't you shut up idiot!

— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) August 2, 2015

This is being typed by Francis the Celebrity Cat.I want to say I am very humbled by becoming a Celebrity Cat and will not show off my bottom

— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) August 3, 2015

This picture makes me sad: pic.twitter.com/WDxqX6k9TE

— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) August 4, 2015

Crossword Audio Books pic.twitter.com/cGrtwXYgAC

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) August 5, 2015

Microsoft set a new standard for unhelpful error messages in Windows 10 http://t.co/hsh2D5NnX5 (via @jonathantimar) pic.twitter.com/dJYMd8kND5

— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 5, 2015

A handy guide of what tube lines are open this evening #tubestrike pic.twitter.com/vLWM3gS7x4

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) August 5, 2015

For those asking am not doing @bbcstrictly 2015. I am waiting for @theJeremyVine to go pro and dance with him next year.

— Miranda Hart (@mermhart) August 12, 2015

I can confirm I'm not doing Strictly. Maybe next year. But there isn't room for me and Ainsley on the same show.

— Jack Whitehall (@jackwhitehall) August 11, 2015

Where is Farage, by the way? He's like the loom band of politics. Everywhere then suddenly gone.

— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) August 10, 2015

I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all of their free time. http://t.co/gQ746OpmQM

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) August 10, 2015

Anyone see the problem here. pic.twitter.com/ROfStxbm9Y

— You had one job (@_youhadonejob) August 9, 2015

Before you post that angry comment on the internet http://t.co/0jFnrBeHLm pic.twitter.com/e2iMVwRpfK

— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 6, 2015

“Millennials are spoiled because they have iPhones!“ —douchebag whose generation was able to afford fucking brand-new houses at our age

— Vivian (@VanguardVivian) August 5, 2015

It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.

— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) October 15, 2011

Ten, Twenty, Thirty, fourty, fifty, sixty, sixtyten, "what?" four twenties, "France, stop it" four twenties and ten. "France you're drunk"

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) August 10, 2013

After working with poor Kenya kids, Kenton Lee invented shoes which grow 5 sizes in 5 years http://t.co/bfDaq1KTTL pic.twitter.com/iEICqmVCLf

— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) August 5, 2015

Will Smith is reportedly developing a Fresh Prince reboot http://t.co/yLcIFow2z8 pic.twitter.com/t5XW5rHtbo

— Sky News (@SkyNews) August 14, 2015

Due to popular request, here are my vacation playlists: http://t.co/uer5sIl4Vk http://t.co/zHEekHvQBr What's your favorite summer song?

— President Obama (@POTUS) August 14, 2015