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How come people don't sing happy birthday to the baby as it's being delivered? I mean That's their actual birthday… http://t.co/ULKxLIXisg

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) August 15, 2015

The ultimate aim of charities is to no longer be required http://t.co/NPHURbCmQZ

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) August 16, 2015

'Love…Love….Love….' pic.twitter.com/vJao3yiVoq

— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 16, 2015

Before airplanes were invented, what sounds did parents make when feeding babies? http://t.co/7N9CPU3GeO

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) August 16, 2015

You respond to invites with “I’m sorry, did you say Weds? I’m afraid I’m very busy that night. Very busy.” #YouKnowBakeOffIsBackWhen #GBBO

— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) August 18, 2015

RT to get into heaven #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

— Nat's World (@Validate_my_ego) August 18, 2015

"It's ok to have extravagant wealth provided you use the hashtag #Blessed on your Insta posts." #ThingsJesusNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/TUFekziPpz

— I H Laking (@IHLaking) August 18, 2015

I want you for a sunbeam #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

— Uncle Dad (@AuntieDad) August 18, 2015

August is putting an awful lot of effort into its October impression

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) August 17, 2015