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Did you know the jokes on Penguin wrappers are selected by penguin-poll? Here's our team at HQ hard at work! pic.twitter.com/cXEeEaXTfW

— McVitie's (@McVities) April 1, 2016

NEW: We’ve partnered with @CERN to construct our very own #HalldronCollider: https://t.co/xZIcZU00uJ pic.twitter.com/WNi3fywFvj

— Royal Albert Hall (@RoyalAlbertHall) April 1, 2016

Delighted to announce our new chocolate bar, a sweet 'n' fiery treat inspired by Britain's favourite condiment! pic.twitter.com/Q5MOsUzZAZ

— Divine Chocolate (@divinechocolate) April 1, 2016

Moving the Avebury stones for British Summer Time is hard work. Find out how it's done: https://t.co/IVgdu5uFLe pic.twitter.com/fteurF89kG

— National Trust (@nationaltrust) April 1, 2016

I've decided that today is the perfect time to announce that I'll be supporting the campaign to Remain in the EU.

— Nigel Farage (@Nigel_Farage) April 1, 2016

#SaintsFC is pleased to announce plans for a new club crest from the 2016/17 season onwards! 😇 pic.twitter.com/zsnlUTt7Bc

— Southampton FC (@SouthamptonFC) April 1, 2016

Announcing the ultimate DVD box set! All 8863 episodes of Coronation Street together in 1 fantastic package. #Corriehttps://t.co/HDHAeE6mtV

— ITV (@ITV) April 1, 2016

tmw your fave food smells so good you want to wear it 🍓☺️ buy our brand new fragrances here: https://t.co/WBRikRc6I0 pic.twitter.com/hQZ36QDak1

— graze snacks (@graze_snacks) April 1, 2016

dn ʎɐʍ ɹnoʎ sǝƃɐssǝɯ ɹno ɟo ǝuo ʎɹǝʌǝ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ 'uo ʍou ɯoɹɟ ʍoʌ ǝʍ oS ˙uʍop ǝpᴉsdn sǝuoɥd ɹnoʎ ʞɔǝɥɔ noʎ ɟo ǝɹoɯ puɐ ǝɹoɯ sʍoɥs ɥɔɹɐǝsǝɹ

— O2 (@O2) April 1, 2016

We’re delighted to reveal our new AllRed oranges! Nothing but red to help the lovely @TheBHF https://t.co/VQJvTsyou4 pic.twitter.com/SN6nCON7tJ

— Jaffa Fruit (@JaffaFruit) April 1, 2016

First @JaffaFruit created red oranges – next, heart shaped! Their scientists are working on the prototypes… pic.twitter.com/py9gskMtmg

— British Heart Foundation (@TheBHF) April 1, 2016

Train stations have agreed to introduce a new station time zone in a bid to reduce the number of delayed trains. https://t.co/RlQsRX5lI1

— Which? (@WhichUK) April 1, 2016

Outrageously mortgage applicants may now face IQ tests as part of more stringent affordability checks… https://t.co/0RudkgcUcV

— Martin Lewis (@MartinSLewis) April 1, 2016

Full steam ahead! The original #FlyingScotsman is joining our fleet! Yeah, you heard right! https://t.co/On0O1EppaF pic.twitter.com/Xpy5fiEv8p

— Virgin Trains Ticketing (@VirginTrainsTix) April 1, 2016

News: Honda to introduce emoji license plates in the UK: Full story at https://t.co/Z6naeqrGcO? 🚗 pic.twitter.com/N6yvciX6GT

— Honda UK (@Honda_UK) April 1, 2016

Boris plans to tarmac over London's canals to create nationwide ‘cycle superhighway’ https://t.co/78PeYAFLat pic.twitter.com/79rqtbpz6r

— The Independent (@Independent) April 1, 2016

Look out glass! A new material for cheaper windows and solar cells: transparent wood https://t.co/kGj8GSYAyt pic.twitter.com/tjPQmTIVtQ

— Royal Institution (@Ri_Science) April 1, 2016

We've replaced the insides of biscuits with toothpaste and put them in our kitchen. Now we wait #TakingTheBiscuit pic.twitter.com/yT2Y6QxALO

— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 1, 2016

Local artist, Mike Anard, has revealed his latest work 'Duckie' @UniofBath pic.twitter.com/qx045memCi

— Uni of Bath Alumni (@UniofBathAlumni) April 1, 2016

We're transforming our ‘top two’ capsules into luxury studios. Interest sure to be high. https://t.co/8quxw0pifx pic.twitter.com/ZDIkJUJCJO

— The London Eye (@TheLondonEye) April 1, 2016

Discover V-LCRO. Our latest tech breakthrough to improve the driver’s connection to the car. #LexusRCF #LexusGSFhttps://t.co/lxAHmY9lRp

— Lexus (@Lexus) March 31, 2016

We’re excited to introduce new Rowse Wasp Honey, coming soon! All the yumminess of honey with a little added sting! pic.twitter.com/Lc079a82X5

— Rowse Honey (@rowsehoney) April 1, 2016

Laser Cloak Could Hide Earth From Aliens https://t.co/5xOgNHHaXB

— Sky News (@SkyNews) April 1, 2016

We regret to inform you that #Supernatural S11 will NOT air on E4.
This paranormal thriller will replace the show. pic.twitter.com/kPs4wcVYDA

— E4 (@E4Tweets) April 1, 2016

NEW #FirstDates fragrance #LeauCupidon coming soon! Made using Fred’s pheromones and available on prescription only. pic.twitter.com/zpgzxf7efR

— First Dates (@FirstDates) April 1, 2016

Oh I dunno, off the top of my head, we now sell unicorn milk?

— BRITISH MILK COUNCIL (@BuyBritishMilk) April 1, 2016

Churchill smells something good, is it you? Launching today, Churchill's perfume with added smell insurance #EauYes pic.twitter.com/Ox1SPkyhw4

— Churchill (@Churchill) April 1, 2016

The new MINI Hipster Hatch in on trend body colours like Organic Pumpkin. #HipsterHatch https://t.co/hpQ0R8Z4z9 pic.twitter.com/phUve9pHpd

— MINI UK (@MINIUK) April 1, 2016